Best Yo Father So Ugly Jokes
The Top Ten
1 Yo father so ugly that not even God can look at him
I don't like this because god loves everybody the way they are
I don't like you because not everyone is your religion.
2 Yo father so ugly when people look at him their face burns to ashes
This was the top 1 that I thought of so please I hoped you pissed u'r pants when you laughed.
The best father joke that I know of
3 Yo father so ugly when he walked into a store the alarm said "Ugly man alert!!" "Ugly man alert!"
The "yo mamma jokes" are funnier
4 Yo father so ugly when he signed up for an ugliest person contest, the judges said: "sorry, no professionals"
5 Yo father so ugly that when camera 1 was watching him in the shop the camera automatically shut off
Yo that's Canadian most wanted joke ever good job how ever did that!
Laugh out loud so funny
6 Yo father so ugly that when he wanted to get a face paint the artist walked away
7 Yo father so ugly when he looked in the mirror his reflection walked away and the mirror cracked
That happend to my brother
8 Yo father so ugly that when birds fly near him they die
These jokes ain't funny
9 Yo father so ugly that when he was walking on 7th street people walked the other way
Yo dad is so ugly when people see him they run and michael miares
10 Yo father so ugly he gives 5 people seizures daily
The Contenders
11 Yo father so ugly that when he holds a pen it turns brown
12 Yo father so ugly that when he was born the nurses fainted
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