Best Yo Father So Ugly Jokes

The Top Ten

1 Yo father so ugly that not even God can look at him

I don't like this because god loves everybody the way they are

I don't like you because not everyone is your religion.

2 Yo father so ugly when people look at him their face burns to ashes

The best father joke that I know of

This was the top 1 that I thought of so please I hoped you pissed u'r pants when you laughed.

3 Yo father so ugly when he walked into a store the alarm said "Ugly man alert!!" "Ugly man alert!"

The "yo mamma jokes" are funnier

4 Yo father so ugly when he signed up for an ugliest person contest, the judges said: "sorry, no professionals"
5 Yo father so ugly that when camera 1 was watching him in the shop the camera automatically shut off

Yo that's Canadian most wanted joke ever good job how ever did that!

Laugh out loud so funny

ALL OF THSES JOKES ARE MINE I SWARE!

6 Yo father so ugly that when he wanted to get a face paint the artist walked away

That was the supedeist joke iv ever herd not to be rude

7 Yo father so ugly when he looked in the mirror his reflection walked away and the mirror cracked

That happend to my brother

8 Yo father so ugly that when birds fly near him they die

These jokes ain't funny

9 Yo father so ugly that when he was walking on 7th street people walked the other way

Yo dad is so ugly when people see him they run and michael miares

10 Yo father so ugly he gives 5 people seizures daily

The Contenders

11 Yo father so ugly that when he holds a pen it turns brown
12 Yo father so ugly that when he was born the nurses fainted
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2. Yo father so ugly when he signed up for an ugliest person contest, the judges said: "sorry, no professionals"
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