1 Yo mama so weak an ant fell on her and she fell flat
Funny! I got 1 Yo mama so ugly that's the reason why sonic runs Fast!
That is so funny
Your mama so fat that when she sat at the edge of the earth she switched earth and the sun
So Booger is a real user after all.
2 Yo mama so weak she can't carry a cube of sugar
I think this is the best. I have one too YO MUMMA so Weak I threw a leaf on her, her tooth came out
This is not gunny
Cayden best jokes ever
This is Jayjay here and that was halr
3 Yo mama so weak she dare not wear a watch
So funny laugh out loud...
This one's rather disgusting but...
Yo mama's so weak she dare not wear clothes.
Who invented yo mama jokes anyway?
4 Yo mama so weak she called 911 to open the fridge
Hardy har HAR.
5 Yo mama so weak her nails weighed her down, so she had to get them cut off
6 Yo mama so weak I threw a paper ball at her and she died
Paper balls were much deadlier than the bullet according to the military.
You know SpongeBob is even stronger than yo mama
Laugh out loud so Funny
Ha ha so funny
7 Yo mama so weak she can't lift herself
Yo mama is so weak the particles weigh her down! OH
Yeah that's funny do you like it.
8 Yo mama so weak she can't lift a grain of sugar
9 Yo mama so weak it takes her 2 and a half days to go two paces
Kind of boring but I have one yo mama so dumb she tried to climb mountain due
It cryed for about 25 minutes.
10 Yo mama so weak a drop of rain fell on her and she fell flat
I voted because a rain drop is not even an ounce and when you here' that your like your mum is so little
WOW she must be really weak
Ha ha so stupid
A ripoff of #1?
11 Yo mama so weak she dislocated her arm picking up a feather
12 Yo mama so weak she dislocated her arm by lifting a empty bottle
Lmfao best one here
These jokes r nota really funny
13 Yo mama so weak she swallowed a Cheerio and got constipated
Yo mama so short, it took her 9 years just to get across a swimming pool.
Yo mama so stupid she sold her bike to buy a bike bell LOL
This one is halarious
14 Yo mama so weak she can't lift her arm
Yo mama is so weak the SpongeBob show called anker arms was based on her
15 Yo mama so weak old ladies help her across the street
16 Yo mama so weak she has to be carried everywhere
This isn't good. Not even for a burn
Not funny, bit lame.
You miss spelled not so funny
No I did not whoever you are.
17 Yo mama so weak she can't lift a piece of paper
18 Yo mama so weak she she dare not wear a cloth
Yo mama so weak she dared not to wear a hat
Yo mama is so weak when she tried to wet her short hair she fell on the bathroom floor and her head bleed and she died
This I jokes lmao
19 Yo mama so weak she can't even breath
If she can't breath, she's gonna die and you won't exactly have a mama anymore.
20 Yo mama so weak that it made ants look strong
Ants are stronger than humans in terms of body size, so she made ants look like elephants or dung beetles (the two strongest animals on earth)!
This is so funny
21 Yo mama so weak dust flattened her
Now that's pretty funny
22 Yo mama so weak I told her to pick up my pen and it took three days
23 Yo mama so weak she could not pick up a bar
This is so stupid. Not even a joke.
These at stupid
24 Yo mama so weak she couldn't bench press a Kleenex
So funny I almost died
I don't get it- OH LOL
25 Yo mama so weak she died of a gun wound from a water gun
26 Yo mama so weak Steven Hawking picked her up and threw her halfway across the globe.
Stephen hawking can't move so that's impossible
27 Yo mama so weak when I patted her she died
28 Yo mama so weak she could break her arm getting off the toilet.
29 Yo mama so weak that she can't lift her pen up at school
30 Yo mama so weak so could not pick up a photo, went into coma
31 Yo mama so weak even a grain of sand on her head leaves her stranded for 6 hours
32 Yo mama so weak she broke her skull on a pillow
33 Yo mama so weak when she looked in the mirror, she broke
34 Yo mama so weak I told this joke to her and she died
35 Yo mama so weak that her hair snapped her neck
36 Yo mama so weak when she goes to the gym, the weakest person is stronger than her!!
So funny right? :D
37 Yo mama so weak when she tried to sit down on the sofa she broke
38 Yo mama so weak Foxy the Pirate Fox was able to easily attack her
39 Yo mama so weak she had to cut off her arms so she could walk
40 Yo mama so weak her breasts topple her over
41 Yo mama so weak she was murdered with a spoon.
42 Yo mama so weak insults do physical damage to her
43 Yo mama so weak when she tried to pick up a flower, she freaking died!
44 Yo mama so weak she couldn't beat a rug.
45 Yo mama so weak farts suffocate her
46 Yo mama so weak she got a paper cut and her finger fell off
47 Yo mama so weak when she slapped someone, she broke her arm.