Best Yo Mama So Weak Jokes

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1 Yo mama is so weak an ant fell on her and she fell flat

Funny! I got 1 Yo mama so ugly that's the reason why sonic runs Fast!

That is so funny

Your mama so fat that when she sat at the edge of the earth she switched earth and the sun

So Booger is a real user after all. - cosmo

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2 Yo mama is so weak she can't carry a cube of sugar

I think this is the best. I have one too YO MUMMA so Weak I threw a leaf on her, her tooth came out

This is not gunny

Cayden best jokes ever

This is Jayjay here and that was halr

3 Yo mama is weak she dare not wear a watch

So funny laugh out loud...

This one's rather disgusting but...
Yo mama's so weak she dare not wear clothes.
Who invented yo mama jokes anyway?

4 Yo mama so weak she called 911 to open the fridge

Hardy har HAR. - RainbowArtist191

5 Yo mama is so weak her nails weighed her down, so she had to get them cut off
6 Yo mama is so weak I threw a paper ball at her and she died

Paper balls were much deadlier than the bullet according to the military.

You know SpongeBob is even stronger than yo mama - PrinceAntho

Laugh out loud so Funny

Ha ha so funny

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7 Yo mama is so weak she can't lift herself

Yo mama is so weak the particles weigh her down! OH

Yeah that's funny do you like it.

Yeah

8 Yo mama is so weak, she can't lift a grain of sugar
9 Yo mama is so weak it takes her 2 and a half days to go two paces

Kind of boring but I have one yo mama so dumb she tried to climb mountain due

It cryed for about 25 minutes.

10 Yo mama is weak a drop of rain fell on her and she fell flat

I voted because a rain drop is not even an ounce and when you here' that your like your mum is so little

WOW she must be really weak

Ha ha so stupid

A ripoff of #1? - Animefan12

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The Contenders

11 Your momma is so weak she dislocated her arm picking up a feather
12 Yo mama so weak she dislocated her arm by lifting a empty bottle

Lmfao best one here

These jokes r nota really funny

13 Yo mama so weak she swallowed a Cheerio and got constipated

Yo mama so short, it took her 9 years just to get across a swimming pool.

Yo mama so stupid she sold her bike to buy a bike bell LOL - PokemonRPGbro

This one is halarious

14 You mama is weak she can't lift her arm

Yo mama is so weak the SpongeBob show called anker arms was based on her

15 Yo mama is weak she has to be carried everywhere

This isn't good. Not even for a burn - RainbowArtist191

Not funny, bit lame. - Animefan12

You miss spelled not so funny

No I did not whoever you are.

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16 Yo mama so weak old ladies help her across the street

Amazing

17 Yo mama so weak she can't lift a piece of paper
18 Yo mama is weak she she dare not wear a cloth

Yo mama so weak she dared not to wear a hat - RainbowArtist191

Yo mama is so weak when she tried to wet her short hair she fell on the bathroom floor and her head bleed and she died

This I jokes lmao

19 Yo mamas so weak she can't even breath

If she can't breath, she's gonna die and you won't exactly have a mama anymore.

Yeah... - RainbowArtist191

20 Yo mama so weak that it made ants look strong

Ants are stronger than humans in terms of body size, so she made ants look like elephants or dung beetles (the two strongest animals on earth)!

This is so funny

So funny

21 Yo mama so weak dust flattened her

Now that's pretty funny

22 Your mother is so weak I told her to pick up my pen and it took three days
23 Yo mama is so weak she could not pick up a bar

This is so stupid. Not even a joke. - funnyuser

These at stupid

24 Yo mama so weak, she died of a gun wound from a water gun
25 Yo mama so weak Steven Hawking picked her up and threw her halfway across the globe.

Stephen hawking can't move so that's impossible

26 Yo mama so weak she couldn't bench press a Kleenex

So funny I almost died

I don't get it- OH LOL - RainbowArtist191

27 Yo mama so weak when I patted her she died
28 Yo mama so weak, she could break her arm getting off the toilet.
29 Yo mama so weak that she can't lift her pen up at school
30 Yo mama so weak so could not pick up a photo, went into coma
31 Yo mama is so weak even a grain of sand on her head leaves her stranded for 6 hours
32 Yo mama so weak, she broke her skull on a pillow
33 Yo mama so weak, when she looked in the mirror, she broke
34 Yo mamma so weak I told this joke to her and she died
35 Yo mama so weak that her hair snapped her neck
36 Yo mama so lame, I farted

This makes no sense and is irrelevant.

37 Yo mama is so weak, when she goes to the gym, the weakest person is stronger than her!!

So funny right? :D

38 Yo mama is so weak when she tried to sit down on the sofa she broke
39 Yo mama so weak Foxy the Pirate Fox was able to easily attack her
40 Yo mama so weak she had to cut off her arms so she could walk
41 Yo mama's so weak her breasts topple her over
42 Yo mama so weak, she was murdered with a spoon.
43 Yo mama so weak insults do physical damage to her
44 Yo Momma so fat she makes the Hulk look skinny
45 Yo mama so weak, when she tried to pick up a flower, she freaking died!
46 Yo mama so weak, she couldn't beat a rug.
47 Yo mama so weak, farts suffocate her
48 Yo mama so weak, she got a paper cut and her finger fell off
49 Yo mama so fat the first hit hit Sans the Skeleton
50 Yo mama so weak, when she slapped someone, she broke her arm.
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1. Yo mama is so weak an ant fell on her and she fell flat
2. Yo mama so weak she called 911 to open the fridge
3. Yo mama is so weak her nails weighed her down, so she had to get them cut off
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1. Yo mama is so weak it takes her 2 and a half days to go two paces
2. Yo mama is so weak an ant fell on her and she fell flat
3. Yo mama is so weak she can't lift herself
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