Best Yo Mama So Weak Jokes

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1 Yo mama is so weak an ant fell on her and she fell flat

Funny! I got 1 Yo mama so ugly that's the reason why sonic runs Fast!

That is so funny

Your mama so fat that when she sat at the edge of the earth she switched earth and the sun

Lol

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2 Yo mama is so weak she can't lift herself

Yo mama is so weak the particles weigh her down! OH

Yeah that's funny do you like it.

Yeah

3 Yo mama is so weak it takes her 2 and a half days to go two paces

Kind of boring but I have one yo mama so dumb she tried to climb mountain due

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4 Yo mama is so weak she can't carry a cube of sugar

I think this is the best. I have one too YO MUMMA so Weak I threw a leaf on her, her tooth came out

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5 Yo mama is weak a drop of rain fell on her and she fell flat

I voted because a rain drop is not even an ounce and when you here' that your like your mum is so little

Laugh out loud when I read this one, it was f
Funny that it made me laugh

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6 Yo mama is weak she dare not wear a watch V 1 Comment
7 You mama is weak she can't lift her arm

Yo mama is so weak the SpongeBob show called anker arms was based on her

8 Yo mama is weak she has to be carried everywhere

This isn't good. Not even for a burn - RainbowArtist191

Not funny, bit lame. - Animefan12

You miss spelled not so funny

L-A-M-E what are you like 5

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9 Yo mama is so weak I threw a paper ball at her and she died

You know SpongeBob is even stronger than yo mama - PrinceAntho

Laugh out loud so Funny

Ha ha so funny

It is so funny

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10 Yo mama so weak she swallowed a Cheerio and got constipated

Yo mama so stupid she sold her bike to buy a bike bell LOL - PokemonRPGbro

This one is halarious

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11 Yo mama is weak she she dare not wear a cloth

Yo mama so weak she dared not to wear a hat - RainbowArtist191

Yo mama is so weak when she tried to wet her short hair she fell on the bathroom floor and her head bleed and she died

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12 Yo mamas so weak she can't even breath

If she can't breath, she's gonna die and you won't exactly have a mama anymore.

Yeah... - RainbowArtist191

13 Yo mama so weak that it made ants look strong

Ants are stronger than humans in terms of body size, so she made ants look like elephants or dung beetles (the two strongest animals on earth)!

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14 Yo mama so weak dust flattened her

Now that's pretty funny

15 Yo mama so weak old ladies help her across the street
16 Your mother is so weak I told her to pick up my pen and it took three days
17 Yo mama is so weak she could not pick up a bar

This is so stupid. Not even a joke. - funnyuser

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18 Yo mama so weak she dislocated her arm by lifting a empty bottle

Lmfao best one here

These jokes r nota really funny

19 Yo mama so weak she called 911 to open the fridge V 1 Comment
20 Yo mama so weak, she died of a gun wound from a water gun
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1. Yo mama is so weak it takes her 2 and a half days to go two paces
2. Yo mama is so weak an ant fell on her and she fell flat
3. Yo mama is so weak she can't lift herself
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