1 I'm sure s/he'll be a sex magnet when s/he's 14.
Laugh out loud! That teacher is really perverted, or maybe weird.
I believe you...
2 S/he can solve triple integral calculus, but really, s/he has no understanding of curriculum enforcement.
3 S/he's great fun to hit with a cane.
Well, if that teacher says that in front of a crowd of parents, s/he will land into a big trouble.
4 In spite of endless screaming, refusing to participate in group activity, and a few minor accidents involving an ice pick, we get along.
Oh, happy days! I can't wait until my little boy/girl gets out of there!
Hey, at least the teacher is being positive!
5 I get a bit short-tempered, so I may have inadvertently taught your child how to swear.
And that’s the last sentence that teacher said while being a Kindergarten teacher
6 I love how your child hates over-discipline.
7 I show them my favourite Miley Cyrus videos, and s/he just loves to join in!
Not appropriate for kids. The teacher could get fired for that. But still, it would be a little funny…
8 It's a life skill that I'm teaching your child. Screaming causes injuries.
9 I shouldn't laugh at your child, but I do.
10 Sorry I ran over your kid.
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11 She's kind of a bitch
12 Your child may one day be the next Pewdiepie. I'm sure you're proud.
Parents: what's Pewdiepie?
Teacher: (shows the Pewds videos where he electric shocks himself every time he swears)
Parents: I want to cancel the rest of my child's enrolment here and move to somewhere with no wi-Fi connection
What an honour!
13 Move bitch get out the way
14 Crying isn't going to get your name taken off of the board
My kindergarten teacher actually said this to one of my classmates once.
15 What? I was responsible? Oh, s***!
16 If you keep swinging on your chair your brain will pop out
I have believe it or not been told this or something similar.
Oh well. It barely even has a brain.
17 Your daughter's a slut
Thanks Sherlock...
Said to a parent
18 He/she's gonna fail kindergarten.
We had two- one had autism I think and had trouble reading, the other was a whiny girl.
19 He/she is such a Caillou when he/she whines
20 He/she is such a crybaby
21 He/she is laughing like a Tickle Me Elmo
22 I wish your child would die