Top Ten Dreadful Puns Involving the Letters of the Greek Alphabet

PositronWildhawk
Thought I'd do a spin-off of my dreadful puns series. To help you understand, here is the Greek Alphabet (all lower case):
Alpha α
Beta β
Gamma γ
Delta δ
Epsilon ε
Zeta ζ
Eta η
Theta θ
Iota ι
Kappa κ
Lambda λ
Mu μ
Nu ν
Xi ξ
Omicron ο
Pi π
Rho ρ
Sigma σ
Tau τ
Upsilon υ
Phi φ
Chi χ
Psi ψ
Omega ω

The Top Ten

1 I was asked what my favorite letter of the Greek Alphabet was. I ν I η think about that.

Lol, that is funny - BorisRule

Very clever! Funny and very clever, Pos! - Britgirl

2 This joke is π-ning for first.

π-ning for what?! - BorisRule

3 Greek cows say "μ".

Okay, it was funny at first, now you're just milking it. - Rocko

Moo?! Mu?! - BorisRule

Mu! - Rocko

4 ι ξ more jokes.

And I Ξ funny lists - BorisRule

5 γ β joke than this.
6 I δ better one before.

I'�' like some π, please? - BorisRule

7 α β comeback later.
8 My θ aching from all of these bad jokes.
9 These jokes make me σ.
10 This last one can join the back ρ.

The Contenders

11 Δ is a triangle

I SAID LOWERCASE! NOT UPPERCASE!

12 I'm crying with laughter. Pass me a τ.
13 Greek Martial Arts include φ χ.
14 Here's one more. ψ-che.
15 Let's bake a π
16 ρ ρ ρ your boat.
17 I η π for breakφ-st
18 Do Greek snakes go ΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣσς?
19 I'δ like some π
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Top Remixes

1. I was asked what my favorite letter of the Greek Alphabet was. I ν I η think about that.
2. This joke is π-ning for first.
3. ι ξ more jokes.
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