Top Ten Funniest Phrases People Use to Sexually Identify on the Internet

Shout to Puga for making me come up with this idea with one of his comments on one list I made.
The Top Ten
1 I sexually identify as a 6 year-old
2 I sexually identify as an attack helicopter

People can be anything they want including,
an attack helicopter

3 I sexually identify as a potato
4 I sexually identify as a meme
5 I sexually identify as a grain of salt
6 I sexually identify as a walrus
7 I sexually identify as a curtain
8 I sexually identify as a sexual identity
9 I sexually identify as mayonnaise
10 I sexually identify as a walgreens gift card
The Contenders
11 I sexually identify as a McDonald's
12 I sexually identify as a toaster
13 I sexually identify as a flintstone vitamin
14 I sexually identify as a TheTopTens list
15 I sexually identify as an Xbox One
16 I sexually identify as a copy of Windows XP
17 I sexually identify as a Pokemon
18 I sexually identify as a penis monger
19 I sexually identify as a homophobic kindergartener
20 I sexually identify as a homer simpson
21 I sexually identify as a helicopter pig
22 I sexually identify as a sketti and butter
23 I sexually identify as a go-go juice
24 I sexually identify as a 16 year-old
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