Top Ten Funniest and Most Ridiculous Organism Names

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I'm not kidding, these names are real. These names will make you crack up!

The Top Ten

1 Naked Broomrape Naked Broomrape

You're walking through a garden and you saw a pretty little flower. You don't know what it is, so you asked a botanist, and your jaw dropped after s/he told you that it's called "naked broomrape". Strange name for a pretty little flower

Naked broomrape (Orobranche uniflora) is a species of parasitic herbaceous plant native to North America - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

2 Slippery Dick Slippery Dick

I hope that doesn't put a dirty image in your head...

Slipper dick (Halichoeres bivittatus) is a species of wrasse native to shallow tropical waters of the Western Atlantic Ocean - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Man: What is this plant?
Female Botanist: That is one "Slippery Dick".
Man: You wanna do it?
Female Botanist: No,sir. That was the name. - ArigatoKawaii

3 Great Tit Great Tit

You've gotta be kidding me, scientists!

Greattit (Parus major) is a species of passerine bird which is a common species found in Europe, Middle East, Central, and North Asia, and woodlands of North Africa - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Woman: Mr. Scientist what is this kind of bird?
Scientist: Those are "Great Tits", mam.
Woman: Pervert! *slaps* - ArigatoKawaii

4 Dik-Dik Dik-Dik

You mess with the dik-dik, you get kick in the dik-dik. - AlphaQ

I saw these in a book once.-Vestalis

Uhm...X-D

Dik-diks (Madoqua sp.) are small antelopes that live in the bushlands of eastern and southern Africa - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

5 Mother-In-Law's Cushion Mother-In-Law's Cushion

Despite that name, don't give this plant to your mother-in-law for her to make it her cushion, because it's a CACTUS

Mother-in-law's cushion (Echinocactus grusonii) is a species of cactus endemic to east-central Mexico - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Mother in Law: What is that?
Son in law: That is a Mother-in-law cushion.
MIL: *sits on it* AHHH! - ArigatoKawaii

6 Kiss-Me-Over-the-Garden-Gate Kiss-Me-Over-the-Garden-Gate

"Uh, hey, Mr. Botanist. What plant is this? "
"Kiss me over the garden gate"
"Dude, seriously..."
"That IS the name! "

Kiss-me-over-the-garden-gate (Persicaria orientalis) is a species of herbaceous flowering plant native to China - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

7 Humuhumunukunukuapua'a Humuhumunukunukuapua'a

Tounge-twisting name

Humuhumunukunukuapua'a (Rhinecantus rectangulus) is a species of triggerfish and is the state fish of Hawaii - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Teacher: aight Ross what’s your favourite animal?
Me: HUMUHUMUNUNU KUNUKUAPUAA!
Teacher: what tf ross u high? Detention!
Me: *dies* - AlphaQ

8 Satanic Leaf Gecko

Don't believe me? It's real - Toucan

Nah this looks fake. - AlphaQ

9 Flying Buttocks Flying Buttocks

They looks like butts ahaha - AlphaQ

Kid: Flying Buttocks!
Parents: There is no flying buttocks here, honey. - ArigatoKawaii

Actually, it kinda does look like floating butts...

Flying buttocks (Chaetopterus pugaporcinus) is a species of polychaete worm found by scientists at the Monterey Bay Aquarium Research Institut - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

10 Obese Dragonfish Obese Dragonfish

The Bada$$ dragonfish looks cute and bada$$ at the same time.-Vestalis

FYI Obese means fa - AlphaQ

Doesn’t look fat - AlphaQ

Doesn't look too obese, and this name's pretty insulting for the fish...

Obese dragonfish (Opostomias micripnus) is a species of barbeled dragonfish - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

The Contenders

11 Naked Mole Rat Naked Mole Rat The naked mole-rat, also known as the sand puppy, is a burrowing rodent native to parts of East Africa. It is closely related to the blesmols and is the only species in the genus Heterocephalus of the family Heterocephalidae.
12 Sarcastic Fringehead Sarcastic Fringehead

And I thought I was sarcastic until I saw this lil fringe head. Oh how delighted it looks… - AlphaQ

Kid: "Look what I found, Mom! " *picks up sarcastic fringehead*
Parents:"Put it back. AHORA! "-Vestalis

How did it get the "sarcastic" part of name? Does it always speak sarcasticly in fish language?

Sarcastic fringehead (Neoclinus blanchardi) is a small but very aggresive fish with a large mouth - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

13 Booby
14 Spiny Lumpsucker
15 Pink Fairy Armadillo
16 Screaming Hairy Armadillo
17 Blobfish Blobfish A Blobfish is a pink, slimy looking sea creature that lives off the coast of New Zealand. Much like chickens, it sits on its eggs to warm them. They are endangered.
18 Sparklemuffin
19 White-Bellied Go-Away-Bird
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