Top 10 Funniest Things to Do In a Store

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1 Go to the electronics section with a banana in your hand and say "I wanna upgrade to an apple!"

I would.. if only I was not a shy potato.. - xNicIsTiredx

I've done this before, the worker said I was in the wrong isle. - Unicorn

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2 Get a friend and put him/her in the cart and yell "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!!"

I've done this before, my friend and I were deported to the UK cause we spoke in a British accent the whole time - SirSkeletorThe3rd

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3 Pick up a bag of birdseed and ask someone "How long does it take for the birds to grow?"
4 Pose next to a bunch of mannequins and see if anyone notices

I've done this. - RiverClanRocks

5 Dress up as a stuffed animal and hide inside the toy section and when somebody passes by you say "OOOH! PICK ME!"
6 Go to the produce section and stand next to the pineapples and yell "I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE SPONGEBOB!"

I dared my cousin to do this before. People just stared at her for a bit, then resumed what they were doing. - Pegasister12

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7 Play dead at the alcohol aisle

People Would Take This Very Seriously.

8 Find someone give them a random item and walk away

If only I had the nerve... - Britgirl

I gave 2 people mints once. - RiverClanRocks

9 Hide in a clothes rack and say "Pick me! Pick me!"
10 Ask cashier "does cash come out of your ear?"

May not be funny but try and get banned from Walmart!

The Contenders

11 Challenge a random customer to a rap battle
12 Jump up and down and yell "I WANNA BE A TOMATO!"
13 Play "The Fragrance of Dark Coffee"
14 Ask someone if they have seen your lost pet potato
15 Play Splatoon in real life in the store
16 Start dancing
17 Put random stuff in someone else's trolley V 1 Comment
18 Play Baby Got Back On the P.A.
19 Pour milk all over the bakery
20 Put birth control in random people's trolleys when they aren't looking

You know what I'm saying when I say protection. - RollerCoaster

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1. Go to the electronics section with a banana in your hand and say "I wanna upgrade to an apple!"
2. Pose next to a bunch of mannequins and see if anyone notices
3. Get a friend and put him/her in the cart and yell "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!!"
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1. Get a friend and put him/her in the cart and yell "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!!"
2. Pick up a bag of birdseed and ask someone "How long does it take for the birds to grow?"
3. Play dead at the alcohol aisle
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