Top Ten Funniest Things That Never Happened

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The Top Ten

1 Stormtroopers beat up Darth Vader for no reason

Vader will beat their butts. - Merilille

What? Really? He was "The Chosen One". He could take 'em down.

~The___Violist

2 Mario befriends Sonic (fast food restaurant)
3 Somewhere in Ohio, a man marries a TV

I've seen people marrying cars

A Korean man married a pillow.

That sounds weird but if it did happen I would laugh. Why would someone marry a T.V. ? - cosmo

That sounds like Starwars, but with TVs and Ohio

4 Team Fortress 2 Characters Come To Life
5 Justin Bieber becomes more mature and makes rock music

It won't be funny. It would be a disaster - Animefan12

Truly a lie, he will always be a baby. - CompleteRandom

If only his voice would change...

6 TheTopTens gets run by SelfDestruct for a day

This would be bad. Very. Very. Bad. - RiverClanRocks

That would be awful. - WonkeyDude98

Who? - Frouze

7 Pugs become legal, but marijuana doesn't

Marijuana should only be legal for medical use. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Let's keep it that way. Pugs rock! - RiverClanRocks

Marijuana is legal in New York. - Merilille

8 Geddy Lee starts a never ending conga line
9 Bob the Tomato becomes real and he is giant

Larry would fall down like a tree or a water tower.

Well what about larry?

10 Fictional Characters Start To Become Insane

With Rocko, I wouldn't be surprised. - xandermartin98

Jinx oh my god what the hell is wrong with you.

Cilan! What has happened to you?

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11 My Little Pony becomes nonexistent

NOT FUNNY!
You Anti-Bronies NEED TO STOP - JPK

12 Everybody Grows a Squidward Nose

You got the nose wrong.

SAY IT AIN'T SO! - Emberflight_of_StormClan

13 Koopa Troopa dates Rouge the bat
14 Putin swallows his opponents
15 Bob the Builder becomes an adult show
16 Michael Bay Makes Transformers In Real Life

Let's think here, MB is more in his comfort zone running a demolition derby than he is directing movies. - PositronWildhawk

17 SpongeBob characters come to life
18 All ducks end up being aliens

And whales end up being house plants! - Emberflight_of_StormClan

19 Everything We Imagined Becomes Real

We'd be in so much trouble! - Emberflight_of_StormClan

Every time you have a nightmare it'd really happen... oh goodness...

20 Spongebob Squarepants Adults Party Beach

Adults "Nice beer we're having! "

21 Teen TItans Go! Characters Come to life.

This one would be awful. If the Toddler Titans come to life, the world would be over.

22 Lincoln Loud kicks SpongeBob in the balls for stealing his Nickelodeon Blimp

Lincoln loud sucks and so does the loud house. I hope that show gets cancelled.

23 Justin Bieber Died

His funeral would be a PARTY

24 Lord of the Rings becomes nonexistent

Just when I wanted to read the series... - RiverClanRocks

25 Marilyn Manson doing the Cucaracha
26 Firestar from Warriors and Justin Bieber switch places

The clans will be forced to listen to two leg music, Beliebers would not understand Firestar's mews, and I will laugh.

27 Every Word People Says Becomes a Super Bad Swear

The N Word everywhere. " N***** N***** What The N***** are you n***** n***** doing? " Terrible

28 All metal musicians dance Gangnam Style
29 People will have penises for heads.

*flop* *flop* *flop* "oh HEEEY*Pissing from mouth*YYY

30 Caillou becomes a big fat hairball.

One second: Bald kid, Next second: a hairball.

31 Bronies Take Over
32 Gravity Falls becomes bad
33 Edward isn't bullied
34 The Sin Squad becomes mature
35 A butterfly farts tomatoes
36 Conkers fur breaks
37 Voldemort Becomes Nice
38 Darth Vader Leads an Imperial Army on a Campaign to Destroy Nick Jr.
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1. Stormtroopers beat up Darth Vader for no reason
2. Mario befriends Sonic (fast food restaurant)
3. Justin Bieber becomes more mature and makes rock music
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1. Koopa Troopa dates Rouge the bat
2. Fictional Characters Start To Become Insane
3. My Little Pony becomes nonexistent
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1. Team Fortress 2 Characters Come To Life
2. Somewhere in Ohio, a man marries a TV
3. Pugs become legal, but marijuana doesn't
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