Top Ten Funniest Things That Never Happened

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The Top Ten

1 Stormtroopers beat up Darth Vader for no reason

Vader will beat their butts. - Merilille

What? Really? He was "The Chosen One". He could take 'em down.

~The___Violist

2 Mario befriends Sonic (fast food restaurant)
3 Somewhere in Ohio, a man marries a TV

I've seen people marrying cars

A Korean man married a pillow.

That sounds weird but if it did happen I would laugh. Why would someone marry a T.V. ? - cosmo

That sounds like Starwars, but with TVs and Ohio

4 Team Fortress 2 characters come to life
5 Justin Bieber becomes more mature and makes rock music

It won't be funny. It would be a disaster - Animefan12

Truly a lie, he will always be a baby. - CompleteRandom

If only his voice would change...

6 Pugs become legal, but marijuana doesn't

Marijuana should only be legal for medical use. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Let's keep it that way. Pugs rock! - RiverClanRocks

Marijuana is legal in New York. - Merilille

7 Bob the Tomato becomes real and he is giant

So the veggie tales characters are bigger than us? So instead of veggies, they eat PEOPLE! - Pieclone

Larry would fall down like a tree or a water tower.

Well what about larry?

8 Geddy Lee starts a never ending conga line
9 Fictional characters start to become insane

Not my baby, Austin from the Backyardigans. - Ilovestephanie

Lapis? Are you ok?

With Rocko, I wouldn't be surprised. - xandermartin98

Jinx oh my god what the hell is wrong with you.

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10 The Bananas Decide They’ve Been Tormented for Enough Time and Begin a War

The Newcomers

? Someone in Antarctica marries a lion

The Contenders

11 Squirrels start swearing in Chinese

TA MA DE - computerfan0

12 Everybody grows a Squidward nose

You got the nose wrong.

SAY IT AIN'T SO! - Emberflight_of_StormClan

13 My Little Pony becomes nonexistent

You mean gross bronies that make my little pony porn. - Ilovestephanie

NOT FUNNY!
You Anti-Bronies NEED TO STOP - JPK

14 Every word people says becomes a super bad swear

The N Word everywhere. " N***** N***** What The N***** are you n***** n***** doing? " Terrible

15 Koopa Troopa dates Rouge the bat
16 Putin swallows his opponents
17 Bob the Builder becomes an adult show
18 Michael Bay makes transformers in real life

Let's think here, MB is more in his comfort zone running a demolition derby than he is directing movies. - PositronWildhawk

19 SpongeBob characters come to life
20 All ducks end up being aliens

And whales end up being house plants! - Emberflight_of_StormClan

21 Teen Titans Go! characters come to life

I would get shotgun and shoot them in the face

This one would be awful. If the Toddler Titans come to life, the world would be over.

22 Everything we imagined becomes real

We'd be in so much trouble! - Emberflight_of_StormClan

Every time you have a nightmare it'd really happen... oh goodness...

23 Caillou becomes a big fat hairball.

One second: Bald kid, Next second: a hairball.

24 Spongebob Squarepants Adults Party Beach

Adults "Nice beer we're having! "

25 Lincoln Loud kicks SpongeBob in the balls for stealing his Nickelodeon Blimp

Lincoln loud sucks and so does the loud house. I hope that show gets cancelled.

26 Darth Vader Leads an Imperial Army on a Campaign to Destroy Nick Jr.

Why? I love The Backyardigans! D: - Ilovestephanie

27 Justin Bieber dies

I know I don't like Justin Bieber but that would not be funny. It would be sad. Never wish death on someone. - Ilovestephanie

His funeral would be a PARTY

28 Lord of the Rings becomes nonexistent

Just when I wanted to read the series... - RiverClanRocks

29 Marilyn Manson doing the Cucaracha
30 Firestar from Warriors and Justin Bieber switch places

The clans will be forced to listen to two leg music, Beliebers would not understand Firestar's mews, and I will laugh.

31 All metal musicians dance Gangnam Style
32 People will have penises for heads.

*flop* *flop* *flop* "oh HEEEY*Pissing from mouth*YYY

33 Bronies take over
34 Gravity Falls becomes bad
35 Edward isn't bullied
36 The Sin Squad becomes mature
37 A butterfly farts tomatoes
38 Conker's fur breaks
39 Voldemort becomes nice
40 Mutant bananas who live in a toilet get sucked into the quasars made of potatoes
41 Goombas start jumping on Mario
42 A cat comes to your school and sings

That be cool

43 Bullies hug you and apologize
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2. Mario befriends Sonic (fast food restaurant)
3. Justin Bieber becomes more mature and makes rock music
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1. Team Fortress 2 characters come to life
2. Somewhere in Ohio, a man marries a TV
3. Pugs become legal, but marijuana doesn't
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