Top Ten Funniest Things That Never Happened

The Top Ten
1 Stormtroopers beat up Darth Vader for no reason

Did you just say "the chosen one" like the Stickman the chosen one?

Vader will beat their butts.

What? Really? He was "The Chosen One". He could take 'em down.


2 Mario befriends Sonic (fast food restaurant)
3 Somewhere in Ohio, a man marries a TV

I heard that you can marry an anime character in Japan

A Korean man married a pillow.

I've seen people marrying cars

That sounds weird but if it did happen I would laugh. Why would someone marry a T.V. ? - cosmo

4 Team Fortress 2 characters come to life
5 Justin Bieber becomes more mature and makes rock music

It won't be funny. It would be a disaster - Animefan12

Truly a lie, he will always be a baby. - CompleteRandom

If only his voice would change...

6 Pugs become legal, but marijuana doesn't

Marijuana should only be legal for medical use. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Let's keep it that way. Pugs rock! - RiverClanRocks

Marijuana is legal in New York. - Merilille

7 Bob the Tomato becomes real and he is giant

So the veggie tales characters are bigger than us? So instead of veggies, they eat PEOPLE! - Pieclone

Larry would fall down like a tree or a water tower.

Well what about larry?

8 Fictional characters start to become insane

Samson Oak, you good? - FuffleyandPeetah

Not my baby, Austin from the Backyardigans. - Ilovestephanie

With Rocko, I wouldn't be surprised. - xandermartin98

Jinx oh my god what the hell is wrong with you.

9 Geddy Lee starts a never ending conga line
10 Squirrels start swearing in Chinese

Lol imagine taking a walk and a squirrel suddenly appears and says the F-word in Chinese

No joke, I actually added this...


The Contenders
11 The Bananas Decide They’ve Been Tormented for Enough Time and Begin a War
12 Everybody grows a Squidward nose

You got the nose wrong.

SAY IT AIN'T SO! - Emberflight_of_StormClan

13 Every word people says becomes a super bad swear

6ix9ine has joined the chat

The N Word everywhere. " N***** N***** What The N***** are you n***** n***** doing? " Terrible

14 My Little Pony becomes nonexistent

You mean gross bronies that make my little pony porn. - Ilovestephanie

You Anti-Bronies NEED TO STOP - JPK

15 Koopa Troopa dates Rouge the bat
16 Putin swallows his opponents
17 Bob the Builder becomes an adult show
18 Everything we imagined becomes real

A million dollars, a werewolf boyfriend, and friends; all things I have never had! - 0w0uwu

We'd be in so much trouble! - Emberflight_of_StormClan

Every time you have a nightmare it'd really happen... oh goodness...

19 Caillou becomes a big fat hairball.

One second: Bald kid, Next second: a hairball.

Ooooooooooooooo Kayloo how dare you become a big fat hairball. That’s it. You are grounded grounded grounded for 3849284739593836749382 years. Go to your room, now

20 Spongebob Squarepants Adults Party Beach

Adults "Nice beer we're having! "

21 Michael Bay makes transformers in real life

Let's think here, MB is more in his comfort zone running a demolition derby than he is directing movies. - PositronWildhawk

22 SpongeBob characters come to life
23 All ducks end up being aliens

And whales end up being house plants! - Emberflight_of_StormClan


24 Teen Titans Go! characters come to life

This one would be awful. If the Toddler Titans come to life, the world would be over.

I would get shotgun and shoot them in the face

25 Firestar from Warriors and Justin Bieber switch places

The clans will be forced to listen to two leg music, Beliebers would not understand Firestar's mews, and I will laugh.

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