Top Ten Funniest Things That Never Happened
The Top Ten
Did you just say "the chosen one" like the Stickman the chosen one?
Vader will beat their butts.
What? Really? He was "The Chosen One". He could take 'em down.
I heard that you can marry an anime character in Japan
A Korean man married a pillow.
I've seen people marrying cars
That sounds weird but if it did happen I would laugh. Why would someone marry a T.V. ? - cosmo
It won't be funny. It would be a disaster - Animefan12
Truly a lie, he will always be a baby. - CompleteRandom
If only his voice would change...
Marijuana should only be legal for medical use. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
Let's keep it that way. Pugs rock! - RiverClanRocks
Marijuana is legal in New York. - Merilille
So the veggie tales characters are bigger than us? So instead of veggies, they eat PEOPLE! - Pieclone
Larry would fall down like a tree or a water tower.
Well what about larry?
Samson Oak, you good? - FuffleyandPeetah
Not my baby, Austin from the Backyardigans. - Ilovestephanie
With Rocko, I wouldn't be surprised. - xandermartin98
Jinx oh my god what the hell is wrong with you.
Lol imagine taking a walk and a squirrel suddenly appears and says the F-word in Chinese
No joke, I actually added this...
TA MA DE
You got the nose wrong.
SAY IT AIN'T SO! - Emberflight_of_StormClan
6ix9ine has joined the chat
The N Word everywhere. " N***** N***** What The N***** are you n***** n***** doing? " Terrible
You mean gross bronies that make my little pony porn. - Ilovestephanie
You Anti-Bronies NEED TO STOP - JPK
A million dollars, a werewolf boyfriend, and friends; all things I have never had! - 0w0uwu
We'd be in so much trouble! - Emberflight_of_StormClan
Every time you have a nightmare it'd really happen... oh goodness...
One second: Bald kid, Next second: a hairball.
Ooooooooooooooo Kayloo how dare you become a big fat hairball. That’s it. You are grounded grounded grounded for 3849284739593836749382 years. Go to your room, now
Let's think here, MB is more in his comfort zone running a demolition derby than he is directing movies. - PositronWildhawk
And whales end up being house plants! - Emberflight_of_StormClan
This one would be awful. If the Toddler Titans come to life, the world would be over.
I would get shotgun and shoot them in the face
Adults "Nice beer we're having! "
Imagine if an episode called “Dipper Goes to Taco Bell” airs on TV