Funniest Things to Say On the Day of Your Execution

The Top Ten

1 Can this chair charge my cell phone?

2 I hate getting shots

Well duh, your getting injected with poison

3 Mama Mia, Mama Mia will you let me go?!

4 I accidentally killed the guy. The knife was already there.

5 For my last meal, I'll have McDonald's!

Wouldn't you rather have steak and lobster?

6 This chair is comfy!

7 Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

8 Can I post one last selfie?

9 I never went to Paris!

10 I need to use the loo.

The Contenders

11 All right, who cut the cheese? It's gassy in here!

12 Every time you go to the bathroom, I'll be there

13 "As Jesus once said, welp, this can't be good."

14 I'm already dead inside

15 I hope you shoot better than your Mum did last night.

16 Can I Use The Washroom First?

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