Funniest Things to Say to Someone Who Is About to Punch You

The Top Ten Funniest Things to Say to Someone Who Is About to Punch You

1 You want a taco

When it goes good:
Yeah sure I don't wanna punch you anymore!
When it goes bad...

Ya I want a taco - Love2storm

Because tacos are awesome! - Minecraftcrazy530

2 Yo mama so fat that she made your fist big

I'd do this from now on - Animefan12

3 It looks like I don't have to take that test

That would be fun - Love2storm

4 Oh my gosh I'm not dead

You did a very good job

5 I am a pretty dolphin
6 Hey you have large fists
7 It looks like I have to run away
8 Before you punch me may I go to the bathroom
9 You can't punch me you meanie
10 Shut up

The Contenders

11 I’ve never harmed a fly, but I’m afraid I’ll have to harm one now in order to protect myself!

I love how when saying this you pretty much call the person who is about to punch you a fly😂

12 Chuck Norris is my uncle
13 Wait! Can I arrange something for you?
14 Wanna play fortnite?
15 My face is bony and might bruise your knuckle...just warning!
16 Tell my friends and family that I love them!
17 I’ve never heard silence quite this loud.
18 Hey itsuka kendo, where's monoma?
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