Top 10 Funniest Ways to Die

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81 Get killed by macaroni and cheese
82 Scratching your butt, but then your hand gets stuck and you flail around and fall onto knife

Me: *scratches butt* Oh. Why is my hand stuck to it?! *flails around and falls and face plants a knife sticking out of the ground* - Powerfulgirl10

Gavin Free and Michael Jones almost did that.

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83 Get beat up by Dora

That would look funny! Just imagine that!

Dory wouldn't beat you up she'll keep asking where you are and forgetting thing - AlphaQ

I'll beat her up for sure. Even nothing is stronger than her. - Powerfulgirl10

That was so funny when I read it

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84 You and Pewdiepie die in a plane crash by Smosh

I'll escape before the plane crash happens. - Powerfulgirl10

Noo I love pewdiepie! :,(

85 Having fluttershy use the stare on you while forcing to watch a leprechaun poop and twerk

Oh my gosh, this one is great. BIG CREDIT to whoever typed this down.

I died of laughter reading this. - Powerfulgirl10

86 Putting a wasp nest into your pants

That's just painful - SteelCity99

87 Going parachuting without the parachute

Only professionals can survive this, and yet for some reason they have not explored that option.

That's just jumping off of something, and also suicide. - Powerfulgirl10

That's not even parachuting in the first place - NexusUnterganger639

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88 Getting killed by your farts

Mmm. indeed.

What a retarded list...
only 10 year olds oboi

"getting killed by your farts" AHAHA AHA H HAHA AH AH HAH AH HAHAAH AH AH AH HAH AHA H AHA H AH AHA HA HA H AH AH AH AHA HAHAAH
FUNNY
NO

ENDYOURSELF

89 Getting hit by an ice cream truck

But what about my ice cream...? - Powerfulgirl10

90 Crushed by a walrus

Goo Goo G'joob. - Powerfulgirl10

91 Getting too stressed out on an exam and committing suicide by putting two pencils in your nose and slamming your face into the desk

Me: *UGH I'm so stressed! * *shoves two pencils up my nose and bangs my head against the desk* *I bleed and die* - Powerfulgirl10

This is hilarious but would be really scary if someone in your class actually did this.

92 Having a grenade explode in between your buttcheeks

That actually happened what

93 Twerking On a Train Track

You wouldn't die of a train...Someone would shoot you

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94 Twerking in a dog suit with a bomb taped to your butt

Booty on fire

Can I get a picture of this? - Powerfulgirl10

lol

95 Watching My Little Pony

I wonder, what is Neonco31s reaction on this - P-51IsDaBest

Lol - Neonco31

I Won't Die - JPK

96 Reading a full article on Miley Cyrus on wikipedia, then dying from exhaustion.

people need to listen to real music I should be able to die reading about the beatles who were here A LOT longer

True story! Or even worse - listening to WRECKING BALL.

Me: Wrecking ball... wrecking ball... blah blah blah... *falls asleep and dies* - Powerfulgirl10

I CAME IN LIKE A WREEECKING BLUAGH! 😵

97 Going to a 5 year old's birthday party then the kids eat you

Who organized this party? Jeffery Dahmer? - Pony

THIS IS SCARY BUT I WILL GET A SHOT GUN AND SHOOT EM ALL

98 Masturbating to Death

You can't die from that.

#relatable

99 Choking on a frying pan

How is this even possible.

100 Accidentally run in a minefield with your eyes closed
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1. The funniest way to die is by laughing, of course
2. Being machine gunned to death by a cheesecake
3. Dividing 0 by 0 on a calculator, which creates a black hole you get sucked in where Justin Beiber is the best singer in the new universe and you commit suicide.
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1. Accidently beating yourself up
2. Listening to Justin Bieber for too long
3. Making a top ten list of this while dying
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1. Pooping so hard you rip out your intestines and your appendix bursts
2. Laughing for hours straight over a drunken donkey trying to eat figs
3. You and Pewdiepie die in a plane crash by Smosh
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