Top Ten Funny Things a Magic 8 Ball Should Say

Remember when you had that crush, and you turned to your Magic 8 Ball to see if they liked you back? What if it said one of these things?
The Top Ten
1 "I'm literally a ball filled with water and triangles in it. What are you expecting, the answer to life? Get a job"

Oh yeah, I used the 8 ball (and daisies) on so many crushes back in the day. I wouldn't take no for an answer, either.

Besides the triangle part, isn't that what peoples moms says when the turn 20 and still live in there basement

This is precisely why I've never trusted magic 8 balls.

This made me nearly cram my pants

2 "You have a therapist for this"

How did you know?

Mind readers

3 "Just play Charlie Charlie instead!"

Dammit Charlie, you put the balls out of business.

4 "You were expecting me to say yes or no, weren't you? Surprised you, haven't I?"

Yes, you've surprised me. Time to torture you more by shaking you 'til you gimme an answer.

5 "Ask your mother"

This is the answer to every question in the whole wide world.

6 "I've always wondered, what's with my name? I like the number 6, why not a Magic 6 Ball?"
7 "Stop asking who let the dogs out already!"
8 "ERROR 888: Answer not found."

I got this in a fortune cookie once... Had to share it.

9 "Out of over 7 billion people on this planet, you decided to ask me?"

Yes, yes I did. Who else could I legally shake until I got answers?

10 "Magic 8 ball is not here right now. Please leave a message after the beep."
The Contenders
11 "Hey, no one said I knew everything."
12 "Ebola"
13 "Gee, wash your hands"
14 "Why do you hate me? You shake my blood until my organs come out"
15 "I just wasted 10 seconds of your life"

I love that song!

16 "You wanna cigarette kid?"
17 "I'm Batmaaaan"
18 "Do an essay on how global warming will kill us, run around Japan, start a nuclear war then ask again later"
19 "Ask again never"
20 "Stop shaking me,moron!"
21 "Don't touch me you stupid idiot!"
22 "Clean me and I'll answer"
23 "Don't count on it"
24 "Cancer"
25 "All your base are belong to us."
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