Top Ten Funny Things a Magic 8 Ball Should SayPuga Remember when you had that crush, and you turned to your Magic 8 Ball to see if they liked you back? What if it said one of these things?
The Top Ten
Oh yeah, I used the 8 ball (and daisies) on so many crushes back in the day. I wouldn't take no for an answer, either. - PetSounds
This is precisely why I've never trusted magic 8 balls. - RockFashionista
This made me nearly cram my pants
This is a good one.
How did you know? - RockFashionista
Dammit Charlie, you put the balls out of business. - Puga
Yes, you've surprised me. Time to torture you more by shaking you 'til you gimme an answer. - Turkeyasylum
Now that you said that, Cerealguy and I will quickscope you. - Delgia2k
I got this in a fortune cookie once... Had to share it. - keycha1n
I love that song! - RiverClanRocks
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2. "You have a therapist for this"
3. "You were expecting me to say yes or no, weren't you? Surprised you, haven't I?"
2. "I'm literally a ball filled with water and triangles in it. What are you expecting, the answer to life? Get a job"
3. "Just play Charlie Charlie instead!"
2. "Out of over 7 billion people on this planet, you decided to ask me?"
3. "ERROR 888: Answer not found."