Top Ten Funny Things a Magic 8 Ball Should Say

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Remember when you had that crush, and you turned to your Magic 8 Ball to see if they liked you back? What if it said one of these things?

The Top Ten

1 "I'm literally a ball filled with water and triangles in it. What are you expecting, the answer to life? Get a job"

Oh yeah, I used the 8 ball (and daisies) on so many crushes back in the day. I wouldn't take no for an answer, either. - PetSounds

This is precisely why I've never trusted magic 8 balls. - RockFashionista

This made me nearly cram my pants

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2 "Just play Charlie Charlie instead!"

Dammit Charlie, you put the balls out of business. - Puga

3 "You have a therapist for this"

How did you know? - RockFashionista

4 "You were expecting me to say yes or no, weren't you? Surprised you, haven't I?"

Yes, you've surprised me. Time to torture you more by shaking you 'til you gimme an answer. - Turkeyasylum

5 "Ask your mother"

Now that you said that, Cerealguy and I will quickscope you. - Delgia2k

6 "Stop asking who let the dogs out already!"
7 "I've always wondered, what's with my name? I like the number 6, why not a Magic 6 Ball?"
8 "Out of over 7 billion people on this planet, you decided to ask me?"
9 "ERROR 888: Answer not found."

I got this in a fortune cookie once... Had to share it. - keycha1n

10 "Magic 8 ball is not here right now. Please leave a message after the beep."

The Contenders

11 "Hey, no one said I knew everything."
12 "Ebola"
13 "Gee, wash your hands"
14 "Why do you hate me? You shake my blood until my organs come out"
15 "I just wasted 10 seconds of your life"

I love that song! - RiverClanRocks

16 "Do an essay on how global warming will kill us, run around Japan, start a nuclear war then ask again later"
17 "You wanna cigarette kid?"
18 "I'm Batmaaaan"
19 "Ask again never"
20 "Stop shaking me,moron!"
21 "Don't touch me you stupid idiot!"
22 "Don't count on it"
23 "Cancer"
24 "All your base are belong to us."
25 "Shut up you're drunk"
26 "Clean me and I'll answer"
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1. "I'm literally a ball filled with water and triangles in it. What are you expecting, the answer to life? Get a job"
2. "You have a therapist for this"
3. "You were expecting me to say yes or no, weren't you? Surprised you, haven't I?"
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1. "You have a therapist for this"
2. "I'm literally a ball filled with water and triangles in it. What are you expecting, the answer to life? Get a job"
3. "Just play Charlie Charlie instead!"
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1. "I'm literally a ball filled with water and triangles in it. What are you expecting, the answer to life? Get a job"
2. "Out of over 7 billion people on this planet, you decided to ask me?"
3. "ERROR 888: Answer not found."
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