Top 10 Funny But Unlikely Things for Hitler to Say

The Top Ten

1 I am a... dolphin!

2 Anne Frankly... I ain't cared

3 12 million kill streak on Call of Duty, You mad Churchill?

4 Jokes like these makes me fuhrerious

I know how it feels Hitler

5 When I said invade I meant invade Great Britain

6 Darn Delgia you post my butt on the Internet!

A reference to his 100 followers post

7 CerealGuy's old list... makes me Fuhrerious too!

Very unlikely he'd say this. Because he is dead.

Reference to my old low quality list

8 There can be only one Dolfy, the parodies Hitler are all fake

9 I told Goring not to eat my Pot Pie!

10 I love him (Joseph Stalin) but I hate him (Communism)

? When I was 10 I was the biggest male girly girl

? In theory, communism works, in theory

The Contenders

11 I love the USA

12 I'm an Anti Vaxxer

13 Art school is fun, fun, fun

14 A women who dyes her hair blue killed me?

15 I was that ugly baby

16 Vladimir Putin, amateur

17 What do you mean the lady with her baby about her arm size?

18 I only dropped out of school because the urinals didn't work with me.

19 I started a war because the world was getting boring

20 I hid a bomb on the Titanic

21 I am an anarchist!

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