Top 10 Jokes About the Internet

The Top Ten

1 Q: What's Internet Explorer? A: The most popular browser for downloading other browsers

2 On the Internet you can be anything you want. It's so strange that many people choose to be stupid.

3 I have two accounts on Facebook, it means I have two faces. It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.

4 Q: Where's Spiderman's home page? A: On the world wide web.

5 Q: Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? A: No, you should do it on a computer.

6 Q: How does Bill Gates get fresh air into his mansion? A: One clicks on an icon and a window opens!

7 If you want to follow me, this is what I look like from behind

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8 The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI...

9 "Have you got the address of the butter website?" "Yes, but don't spread it around."

10 Facebook: "My kids are perfect." Instagram: "My kids are beautiful." Twitter: "My kids are why I drink."

The Contenders

11 Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.

12 Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.

13 Girls are like an internet virus: they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smile...

14 Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.

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