Top 10 Funniest Slogan Fails

Every popular company has a memorable slogan to market their product, but sometimes they become a fail. These slogans clearly weren't thought through or approved by people who weren't paying attention.

Let us see the funniest slogan fails.

The Top Ten

  1. We do our business in your mouth

    That's so wrong it's hilarious. No wonder I freaked out about the dentist when I was younger.

    That sounds really creepy, like a quote that would be said in a horror movie.

    That just sounds disturbing, laugh out loud.

  2. The more you play with it, the harder it gets

    I'm shocked, to be honest. The fact that Sega made a slogan like this really disgusts me. I have never seen slogans like this from Sega, except for the 32X advertisement where it said, "Just stick it in your Genesis." As if that wouldn't make things worse with the 32X and the Sega CD. Oh well.

    Still, even if Sega made this type of ad, I really can't get mad at them because they are a classic even to this day.

    This was the slogan of a Sega Genesis console. Whoever approved this clearly skipped sex ed.

  3. Drop your pants here and you will receive prompt attention

    This is the slogan of a cleaners service. What's worse is that they could have at least changed it to "Drop OFF your pants." Come on!

    The way this slogan is written makes me excited for prompt attention.

    I would drop all my pants on the sign to make it even better.

  4. I shoot people and pets

    Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. This was a photography service. I bet they didn't even hire ANYONE to approve this dark slogan.

  5. Tired of being fat and ugly? Just be ugly!

    Some local gym said this. I wonder if the local cosmetics shop says the same thing, only like this: Just be fat!

    No. I'll be fat and ugly for as long as I want.

  6. I take a sheet in the pool

    I think this is even funnier if you say it with an Italian accent.

    Just say it out loud, and you will understand what's wrong with that.

  7. Students turn us on

    Oh, this is a great slogan. It won't sound like we're pedophiles or anything.

    I have no idea what this could possibly be the slogan for, but it's hilarious!

    I don't want to know what this slogan is for.

  8. Our day starts when yours ends

    This actually makes sense. Since I live in Chicago, I frequently hear news about murders. The police are trying to say that they usually investigate homicides, but still, the slogan seems stupid.

    That sounds like a murderer is running a business.

    I thought this was a slogan for a funeral service.

  9. Spring is coming! I'm so excited I wet my plants

    I can relate. Except it doesn't rain much in Australia.

    Now, this one isn't really a fail, but it still is ridiculous.

  10. Your crap is my bread and butter

    I wish this was made up, and it probably is because they swear in their slogan, but there is a chance that it's legitimate due to photographic evidence. It could be Photoshopped or not.

    I will send you chicken and ketchup to prove to you that there's more to this life than eating ass.

    Why is crap censored? That isn't a swear word.

    11. The Newcomers
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    Have you ripped a big one lately

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    Real fruit from real people

    I guess some people aren't real.

    13. The Contenders

  13. When the aliens land, they may eat the fat humans first

    This is a nice health warning from your local chiropractic clinic.

    Imagine this as a slogan for a weight loss program.

    Well, it does make you motivated to work out.

  14. F*** her right in the p****

  15. Touching is good

  16. We touch the ones you care about the most

  17. Can't live without spunk

    It was part of Coca-Cola's failed attempt at bringing Dasani to the UK.

  18. You probably didn't buy it

    This was a joke slogan, not a real one.

  19. Chum is fum

  20. Stroking to please

  21. Family owned. Shut up! No, you shut up!

  22. Black olives matter

  23. Good food makes good food

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