Top Ten Jokes About Nasri's Pronunciation of "Rude"

The Top Ten

1 Here's MAGIC! leading the Beatles tribute concert in Israel! "Hey Jude..."

I can think of some politically incorrect replies to this. But it's probably better if I don't mention them.

On a side note, our prime minister did serenade Israel's leaders with "Hey Jude" earlier in the year. Wonder if the pun was intentional.

Ah, a song to bring smiles to everyone faces...

2 MAGIC! must love Australia. They have an animal partly named after their hit song.

3 I'd like to see Nasri make music with cows, but he's never in the moo.

I just love this list.

4 Nasri would never let his kids watch the Teletubbies. He's pretty certain it features a Noo-noo.

5 MAGIC! have a private bathroom, in which they tend to 'e loo.

6 I'm sure MAGIC! will acknowledge the Muslim festival of Eee.

7 You're gonna get MAGIC! tickets? Doo!

Actually, don't. Really, really don't, dude!

8 Nasri sells dogs made from French cheese. It's his own Brie!

9 Imagine Nasri's surprise if he thought he'd be campaigning like Weight Watchers and ended up stuck with Dave Grohl.

I think it's something Dave Grohl would not forget either!

10 Nasri's music is just voo-oo.

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