Top Ten Other Things to Do With a Lemon Given by Life

The Top Ten

1 You give it LemonAIDS

2 You throw it in the bin

3 You throw it at Life's face

4 You do a political rant on it

Lemons are just too conservative for their own good. Yes, I am referencing the lemon currently in office.

5 You throw it down on the floor and stump it

Into the carpet. Then dry it with a blow-dryer so it's caked into the ground.

6 You do a food challenge and consume the entire lemon

7 You pretend to be Life and give it to someone else

8 You go to a fruit shop and sell it to board to an iceberg were everyone dies

9 You squirt it at Life's face

10 You burn life's house down

My sister has a t-shirt that says that

The Contenders

11 Lemonparty

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