Top 10 Most Random Things to Shout When Taking a Test

When taking a test these are some random things to shout. This list is of course subjective and is mostly a humor based list.

The Top Ten

1 Where's my cocaine?! I need my cocaine right now!

Probably the most random item on this list to be honest. - SomePersonYouHate

2 I eat small infants for breakfast!

Disturbing but also random at the same time. - SomePersonYouHate

3 I've got a confession to make I'm a lizard!

This one honestly explains itself pretty well. - SomePersonYouHate

4 Fus Ro Dah!

It most likely won't do much other than you possibly getting pulled out a classroom but it's still random. - SomePersonYouHate

5 I need to go home to take care of my pet rock!

Random but also slightly funny not by much though. - SomePersonYouHate

6 I'm a potato!

*Cue dramatic Piano music* - SomePersonYouHate

7 Does staring at a wall count as showing my work?!

See if no one gives you a weird face or two if you attempt shouting that. - SomePersonYouHate

8 Dinkleberg!

A meme but still it'd be somewhat random. - SomePersonYouHate


Quite random I'll add. - SomePersonYouHate

10 Everybody do the flop!

You'd get lots of laughs but also a few eye rolls. - SomePersonYouHate

The Contenders

11 Where is my monkey?
12 Who farted?
13 Chocolate, chocolate!
14 Allons-y
15 You can take away my time, but you can't take away my freedom!

That's insulting to teachers, but random.

16 This is a stick up - give me the answers or I'll have to call for back up.
17 Ian!
18 Ssssssmokin!
19 In case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.

Isn't that from The Truman Show?

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