Top 10 Most Ridiculous Alternatives to Toilet Paper

These are the things that you could use instead of toilet paper... oh wait, you probably shouldn't.

The Top Ten

1 Money

2 Guillotine blade

3 Corn cobs

4 Hydrogen fluoride

It doesn't do much damage straight away, but gradually corrodes your skin over the course of a few days, can be highly fatal.

5 Snail mucus

6 Feathers of a living bird

7 A living venus flytrap

8 Sand

9 Bleach

10 A mousetrap

The Contenders

11 Seashells

12 Pokemon Cards

Can we get this to number 1?

13 Stuffed Animals

14 Broken Glass

15 CDs

16 Sand Paper

17 Cheese Grater

18 Clothes

19 Cactus

20 Poison Ivy

21 Katana

22 iPad

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