10 Sarcastic Office Politics Saying on Surviving in the Workplace

The Top Ten

1 Pride, commitment, and teamwork are words they use to get you to work for free.

2 When you don’t do it, you’re lazy. When your boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy.

3 Sometimes doing a good job at work is like wetting your pants in a dark suit – you get a warm feeling, but nobody else notices.

4 The reward for good work is more work.

5 Office politics – you have to learn the rules of the game and then you have to play them better than anyone else.

6 Ever notice that those who whine the loudest are usually the ones who contributes the least?

7 Always remember that the toes you step on today could be attached to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow.

8 Some people work harder at getting the office temperature right than they do at their actual job.

9 It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care.

10 I’m going to miss having you around to blame for the quality of my work.

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