Top Ten Strangest Confessions to Make

The Top Ten

1 I told someone I did their mum, turns out the mum was handicapped

2 I spent up all my money on a well wishing for more money but then I caused a paradox

Haha I adore this one!

3 I killed my cat after testing out if it had nine lives, turns out it was his last one.

4 I like to make confessions

5 I've watched Shrek is love, Shrek is life at the library... with full volumne

That video is hilarious

You would've been shot.

6 I tried losing weight by oiling myself and seting myself on fire to burn calories

7 I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

8 I only exercise if I cry because that way it's more meaningful

9 I went to McDonald's... enough said

10 I'm not wearing any pants because it burnt up after telling a lie

The Contenders

11 One time, I shouted out Darude Sandsorm at a Jehova Witness when they asked me who's my saviour

12 I killed Humpty Dumpty

13 I just killed you

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