Top Ten Subtle Politically Incorrect Jokes

PositronWildhawk
As hard as you may find it, try to keep this list decent. That's an order!
Credit goes to keycha1n for her support in this enterprise.

The Top Ten

1 Hookers, Harry Potter's aunt, and the East. What do they have in common? They all eventually get blown up.
2 The Soviets bred dogs and gorilla/human hybrids specifically for socialist military purposes. The Koreans would just eat them.

OH. MY. GOSH. = my reaction to everything on this list. In the good way. And the horrified way! Haha! - keycha1n

3 TheTopTens is like Israel. Surrounded by religious conflict, and a lot of time spent on arms.

Nah, religious conflict isn't a problem here. Political correctness and the absurd way of people getting offended over jokes is the sickness of this site, and also the whole of the Internet.

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4 What happens when you give a diplomat Viagra? They get bigger.

But then they bounce back and hit you like a punch-able dummy. - PositronWildhawk

5 Slave labour, and cows. What do they have in common? Prominent in South-East Asia, and frequently milked.

Wonder if the contestants on OnlyConnect would get these jokes. - PositronWildhawk

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6 Recently thought I'd try a local Chinese take out. He wasn't happy about it.
7 I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.

Reminds me of another joke you told me recently... Equally AWFUL and hilarious at the same time... - keycha1n

My absolute favorite on this list! - Alpha101

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8 Obama never travels on a boat. He says his people won't fall for that trick again.

I didn't particularly get this one, but the thing is, jokes like this and satire too. Some people may be offended, but I believe it points out the flaws of just how messed up some parts of society are. Jokes like these might feel offensive, but I ultimately see them as eye opening and brutally honest about societal issues. There is a different between a straight up offensive joke, and a joke that points out a problem in society. It makes you change your perspective and think. I don't know how that idea applies to this particular joke, because no matter how many times I read it over, I still don't get it. but that's what I've got to say on the subject of making jokes on sensitive issues. And this is not me being a sychophant, its been my perspective far before joining this site. - keycha1n

I don't know... I just, I don't get it. I feel really stupid right now, but can you just be black and white and brutally honest about what this means?! Who are Obama's "people"? US citizens? His African ancestry? If so, slavery was made illegal centuries ago. The slavery that is right now is, as TAN would put it in their song "27 million slaves, but no plantations, 27 million slaves, all different races". Which would have nothing to do with boats or race... And I can't really think of any other situation. I know this shows extreme ignorance, so please someone, enlighten me,because some context would be really helpful in this situation... - keycha1n

"His people"... Won't fall for the "trick" of being hunted, captured, and shipped like Sardines in a can - yet live and suffocating in filth and waste - with those who survived the trip enslaved in foreign lands. Hmm, would you consider it a joking matter or even an "okay" perhaps constructive satirical comment if it happened to "your people" or even to any innocent people that you are supposed to care about and give respect? - Billyv

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9 Railways to West Berlin, space toilets, and parts of Eastern Europe; all blocked by Russians.
10 A Subtle Politically Incorrect Joke? Nigel Farage.

Oh of course you added one like this! - keycha1n

Get dun goofed son! - SuperHyperdude

The Contenders

11 How many cops does it take to change a bulb? None. They beat the room for being black.

This entire list made me blush and laughed. Also quite horrified. - ToptenPizza

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1. Hookers, Harry Potter's aunt, and the East. What do they have in common? They all eventually get blown up.
2. The Soviets bred dogs and gorilla/human hybrids specifically for socialist military purposes. The Koreans would just eat them.
3. TheTopTens is like Israel. Surrounded by religious conflict, and a lot of time spent on arms.
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1. Hookers, Harry Potter's aunt, and the East. What do they have in common? They all eventually get blown up.
2. TheTopTens is like Israel. Surrounded by religious conflict, and a lot of time spent on arms.
3. The Soviets bred dogs and gorilla/human hybrids specifically for socialist military purposes. The Koreans would just eat them.
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