Top 10 Things Not to Do If You're a News Reporter

The Top Ten

1 Twerk

2 Praise Iggy Azalea when talking about something important

News on the Ebola crisis says all hell has broken loose. In similar news, Iggy's new single is some funky autotune!

You're dumb if you do this.

3 Randomly kiss anybody

4 Pour water on everyone

(After pouring water on everyone) As our weather report predicted, there was a huge rainfall around this region a few minutes ago and because of this the local people are now dripping wet. As for the injuries that are visible on my face, that's not the concern here.

5 Sing the Dora theme song

6 Praise Miley Cyrus

People here would've slammed you.

7 Go crazy like the Cocoa Puffs bird

Next topic... I'm Kookoo for Cocoa Puffs! I'm Kookoo for Cocoa Puffs!

8 Sing Everything Is Awesome

9 Say Let It Go is the best song of the year

10 Confess to a federal crime

The Contenders

11 Have sex on live television

If the News Reporter where to do that on live, then they should get a room!

12 Stare blankly into the camera for 36 minutes without interruption

13 Murder the weather man on air and use your being at work as an alibi

14 Accidentally Say the N Word

15 Praise Justin Bieber

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