Top Ten Ways to Declare Superiority Over Your Younger SiblingAs an older sibling, I have to compete for things a lot. But as the older one is often the wiser, and the one to use his/her analytical and astute minds to say, "the game is up! " Hence the existence of this list.
If you are the youngest of your siblings, don't take this personally. Be glad of who you are and tackle life as you see fit.
The Top Ten
I might be able to get an Associate's before my OLDER brother. That is actually possible, but that would be more of a way to declare superiority over your older sibling. - Turkeyasylum
The knowledge in this is what you can use to great advantage. But I guess the age gap must be big enough. - PositronWildhawk
Only one problem: my mom is so overprotective of me that she allows my 19 year old sister to cook on the stove UNSUPERVISED but DOES NOT allow me to do it, and I'm 26 YEARS OLD! :(
Maybe even do it for them. - PositronWildhawk
PositronWildhawk, that is a very good idea that you got. Great list! 👍👍
My sister sleeps nearly the whole day away and I don't.
My brother: "I have so many sports day prizes! And you..."
Me: "I have credit for true achievement." - PositronWildhawk
This is the story of my life, as an older sibling with much better things to do than watch T.V.. - RockFashionista
I have a resolution. If someone needs help, I'll try and help them, if I can. The good thing about this is that I could be superior both to my siblings and to my class, in a way.
Old Lady That I Know:I can't hold this box for much longer!
--helps her to her house--
Old Lady:Thank you!
Baby Sis:I love playing!
Me:Well, I helped somebody, so I'M SUPERIOR!
--helps one person each day--
--when winter break is over--
Teacher:OK class, what did you do?
Girls that I Hate:We played with our pets and watched T.V.!
Showoff:I played baseball!
Crush:I got a new fantasy book series!
Friend:I played some video games!
Me:I helped various people and worked on my book report! Seems I'm the productive one!
Everyone:Wait, our book reports...
--they make lame excuses--
Me:Reh heh heh.
This can be tough...
According to my parents I am the perfect daughter, an angel, a lady... And how they wish that my brother will follow in his big sister's footsteps... Haha. - Britgirl
This one is the best method, man! And hey, taping your sibs to bed isn't so kind! - HezarioSeth
At some point in your lives, if you carry this one out now, you may get a sports car from your parents come Christmas, and s/he'll get a suspicious sealed packet. - PositronWildhawk
The age gap between me and my younger brother is 7 years. And I agree with all other items here (I really did some of these things to declare my superiority). But I guess, I won't try this taping thing or I will get kicked by my parents for such. - Kiteretsunu
Be it on your head, bud. It's one way to do it, but if you wake them, you're in a pickle. - PositronWildhawk
You always learn from experience. And fourteen years ago, I had an experience that fired a bullet through my soul... I had to adapt dramatically to fight this... - PositronWildhawk
It's comforting to know that my brother has no idea what a Bose-Einstein Condensate is. And when he asks me if I know the difference between rugby union and rugby league, I simply say that I don't really have to. - PositronWildhawk
See, bro, use your time more productively. - PositronWildhawk
I am so gonna do that
"It's OK to talk to kids. About anything."
Did I use the word "your" in there? Hmm... - PositronWildhawk
Sounds cruel. But it may benefit them. - PositronWildhawk
I think no getting revenge no being mean instead I think being nice and still enjoying what you like to do while being nicr
Bit late for this one. My brother's in too deep and arguing with his ludicrous ways is now meaningless. Still, I did try. - PositronWildhawk
My older brother tried to force me into wrestling. If I had a younger brother, I'd force him into doing band. - Turkeyasylum