Top Ten Ways Only Blonds Would Be Able to DieToptenPizza Basically incredibly stupid ironic ways to die that you must be blond to do
The Top Ten
Blonde: OHMIGOSH I AM BURNING NOW I WILL TSN UNEVENLY!
Girl: an ocean! Jump in!
Blonde: ew no I will NOT get my hair wet just to save my life! - ToptenPizza
*blonde is texting then finds a time machine, with time machine written on it*
Blonde: it's an outfit generator!
Blonde: it says what year... Hm I wanna be vintage, so 1492
Blonde:now it says where, I'm looking for a new bathing suit, so... Ocean!
*time machine lands in a medieval times ocean*
Blonde: oh cool a shock I'm going to be so techno! - ToptenPizza
Blonde: so... Cold
Blonde:ooh! I'll put that on!
*sees another jacket*
Blonde: so cute, I'll put that on!
*sees abandoned jacket store*
Blonde: look how hot they all look on me, I'll put them all on and walk out!
*walks out and passes out* - ToptenPizza
Ha ha! I'm not blonde, but my friend is! - Deathstrokeisaboss
Blonde: so hot!
Blonde:yay I'll hide out in there!
Blonde: sooo cool *falls asleep*
*wakes up with all limbs falling off* - ToptenPizza
Blonde: I have an idea! I will plant myself and be the prettiest flower of all!
*goes in ground and falls under* - ToptenPizza
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