Top Ten Worst Ways to Try to Get Out of a Speeding TicketFinch So there you are, bottle of whiskey in one hand, gun in the other, driving the wrong way down a one-way street, going 20 over the limit at night with no lights on when suddenly some jerk cop decides to pull you over. "Great" you think to yourself as you realize you'll never get to the parking lot to pick up your drugs on time.
You reluctantly pull over and start weighing your options. This cop is probably having a bad day and will try to pin this on you. You can't let that happen because adding these infractions to all your many others will just result in you losing your license and will make picking up a prostitute that much more difficult.
Below are some of the worst ways you can try to get out of this ticket. FYI, these will probably not work so you should probably not try these. Hence being the WORST ways...
The Top Ten
Sometimes cops just don't know that you didn't WANT to get pulled over. Cursing at them should let them know that you don't appreciate the hassle they're putting you through. Maybe they'll even apologize to you.
This is a great idea. oh wait NO IT ISN'T! - nintendofan126
It won't work. Trust me. - Turkeyasylum
Maybe this cop will get intimidated and decide it's not worth stepping up to your vehicle. Then you can be on your merry way.
One of my friends posted this on Facebook I just used my boobs to get out of a spending ticket laugh out loud - faithangel
"I bet you aren't having a gun with you, right. See I've one."
You can only wish that this is true. - Kiteretsunu
No cop would try to arrest or give a ticket to someone not fully functional. The drunker you pretend to be the more they will feel sorry for you and let you off the hook. Maybe they'll even give you a police escort to the next bar.
You would then get in even more trouble with the cops. - Minecraftcrazy530
What seems to be the Officer, Problem?
Haha this is funny!
You may even be let off for your cheek... But I doubt it. - Britgirl
It only works for women if a guy did that they'd immediately go to jail. - egnomac
This ist the BEST way
I'm not talking about that weak rabbit-out-of-a-hat stuff or card tricks but REAL Harry Potter style magic. Throw out some Latin words or anything else you remember from movies or books and try to scare the cop off. No cop wants to be turned into a frog so the more serious you make it sound the better.
"In a few seconds you will know that I did nothing*drives away* " - funnyuser
Something tells me that tat wouldn't work. - Money1208
How Bout A Magic trick.
I'm gonna make this pencil dissapear.
(Slams pencil through police head"
Ta the it gone - idontknow
Maybe this cop hasn't heard the concept that your taxes pay their salary so, if they want to keep their job, they shouldn't mess with you.
I will probably always drive in police uniform. Despite not being a cop. - PositronWildhawk
Better yet, try to actually fart. Sharts are even better. The smellier you can make your car, or pretend that it is, the more likely the cop will not want to approach and will walk away instead.
I think it's good
If you make this as much of a hassle for the cop as it is for you maybe they'll decide it isn't worth it and just walk away.
Tell this cop that you are either famous or know someone famous. If that doesn't work then tell them you know or are related to the mayor or chief of police. If even that doesn't work then tell the cop you are a government agent and you know the president. Keep escalating till someone works out for you.
Pick out your "Cop Killer" music and turn the stereo up. Cops like people who have opinions as well as they respect those who aren't afraid to voice those opinions. Telling them that you don't like cops and wish they were all dead is a good way to earn their respect. You might just give this cop something to think about...
Put very strong the Heavy Metal - PrincipeAzul
This is when you pull out that Richard Nixon or Homer Simpson mask. You jave two possible outcomes of this one: either the cop will think he pulled over a real-life celebrity, or they will apprieciate your humor and know just how funny (and therefore nice) you are. Since famous, funny and nice people generally aren't guilty of crimes then you should be in the clear.
Done. now how to get away?
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2. Wave a Weapon
3. Pretend You Are Drunk
2. Warn the Cop That You Just Farted
3. Pretend You Know Magic