Best Yo Mamma So Fat/skinny Jokes

The Top Ten

1 Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing

I wonder what year it came out on

I'm surprised there's enough paper

So funny every body thopught it was funny was well

2 Yo Mamma so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her

This is do funny 😁

I was geeking over the side of my chair! ðŸĪŠðŸ˜

3 Yo Mamma so skinny, when she ate a meatball I thought she was pregnant

Good one... that had me going

4 Yo Mamma so fat when she goes swimming the whales start singing We are Family
5 Yo Mamma so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Are you sure the pool was big enough 🌊

6 Yo Mamma so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi
7 Yo Mamma so skinny when she was little her dad accidentally thought her legs were match sticks and tried to light up a fire
8 Yo mama is so fat she wore a yellow dress in space and people called her the sun
9 Yo Mamma so skinny when she stepped on the scales the reading was in minus numbers
10 Yo Mamma so fat when she went to McDonald's they offered her a group discount

The Contenders

11 Yo Mamma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
12 Yo momma so skinny she became the world's largest stickman

Deep nuts

13 Yo mama is so fat that she plays pool with the planets
14 Yo mamma so skinny her waist doesn't exist

Yah? Well, yo mamma so skinny she has to walk around under the shower to get wet! - Britgirl

15 Yo momma so fat when she sat on a dollar bill four quarters popped out
16 Yo mama is so fat she's bigger than all the worlds combined
17 Yo mama so fat she picks her teeth with a telephone pole
18 Yo mama so fat she left the house wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops!
19 Yo mama so skinny she uses her fingers as Chinese chopsticks
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