10 Nastiest April Fools Day Jokes


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Someone Died
My cousin has done this before.


I think that none of these answers are right I know the real answer. ✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️Does any one know the answer
Making a joke out of this is just wrong.


2I'm Dying
YEah, because this one works ALL the time. "guys im so scared. I just found I have trycleruaginamophonodaptiladius and Im dying. Doctor says there's no real cure or pronounciation of it."
That is horrible. No need to panic people like that!
I love this one "mom... the docter said I'm dying"


3I Crashed Your Car
Haha My cousin done that to his girlfreind it was so funny
Laugh out loud yeah it car is in a tree laugh out loud

4I Burned Down The House
I did this once
I biked all the way to the house of my friend wearing half burned clothes
And told my friend that I accidentally burned the house down
She practically half fainted
Haha laugh out loud
My friend did this once 2 me as a joke and I totally fell for it - she had messed up her hair and got her family to join in with her
She ended up staying round my house till April Fools was over and then told me


Told this one to dad he's so sarcastic so he didn't believe me

5I'm Gay
I think this works best with parents or significant others...
I tried this once. I think it worked because I'm a girl and I wear a lot of black and chains and skulls and I listen to Metallica. But I'm not gay.


lololol I wouldn't be able to becuase I would laugh too much


[Newest]It's disgusting to say that. Some people actually are and are hated for it. Don't turn it into a joke!

6I'm Going to Kill You
I do this all the time not just on april fools.
Its like an expression that everyone uses

7I'm Pregnant
I tried it. my friend believed me. I'm an 11 year old boy.
Hum I told my mom I was pregnant and I found out THAT day I was.. I was like no way
The girl I'm seeing just did this to me. Turns out it was the fastest way to get dumped. Women want men who are responsible. Good men don't find it funny when they are there reflecting on all the things they'll have to change to become a great father and make a life for this child. To find out hours later it's all a joke is a good way to ruin an otherwise healthy relationship. Probably speaks to a lack of character and good judgement to joke about something so serious.
[Newest]That's a good one bit its also a HUGE risk but you can also bring the truth out of someone to see how they really feel about you

8You forgot to zip your pants.
It's the greatest man
This is more effective on april fool day for someone
This must be higher! The most effective one. All you need to take care of is the timing.


9Excuse me sir I think you just dropped your pocket
Awesome! I love this one! I was laughing for an hour!
Very cute, like it
I just did this to three people

10Someone Wants To Go Out With You
LMAO!... I almost got slapped when I told my cousin this... :(


So messed up, if you do this you need to die.


Now that is REALLY mean and slack... It happens a lot at school


[Newest]Hey see that girl right there? She likes you

The Contenders

11I slept with your mum

12I'm Moving Away
I just did this to my boyfriend, he was lost for words, but found it really funny. only do it to people who can actually take a joke
I just did this to my boyfriend of exactly 8 months, he fell for it and wa completely heart broken. Haha but laughed when it was over
currently doing that on my guy friend it rocks and he's believing it.! Playing sayin he's moving to he said he'll miss me and I was like awww!
[Newest]I need to do this to my enemy...

13Tell a friend that someone they recently slept with has an STD.
But don't worry, because I just saved a load of money on car insurance by switching to Geico.
Told my friend on facebook
And all my friends laughed there heads off
And nice one

I actually set up a fake (but real looking medical certificate) work awesome


14Get an Oreo, take out the cream, and give it to someone

15Place saran wrap between the toilet seat, anyone who's anyone is not awake when the first have to use the bathroom when they wake up
It works every single time I do it and the best thing is it works with unels too and they urinate all over there legs try it for yourself if you don't beleve me
This is so gross and mean!


Best! It will look like there is a forcefield

16We're Breaking Up
Never tell your boyfriend this. Its not funny. I did it to my boyfriend and he ignored me all day. He was so pissed!
My boyfriend did this too me. I thought he was serious at first.
Don't do it. My friends cousin did this and her boyfriend committed suicide. Its not funny.

17I drowned your puppy
I tried this to my wife well we're getting divorced on tues.
That's not funny, that was just plain sick

18Telling Someone They are In Trouble With the Boss
The best one ever why to feel the jolly in this one you rock keep up the really good jokes do you say this to everyone they would crack up at are school I told my friend and she started crying cause she was laughing so hard it was funny!

19I Broke Something

20Their shoe is untied
This is way too mean, I do not want to meet the person who has the nerve to pull such a horribly mean April Fools Day joke on someone. This is the most nasty April Fools Day joke by far!

21Fake Winning Scatch Off Lottery Ticket
look it up on youtube under Americas Funniest home Videos

22Replace someone's hair gel with gorrila glue
Sticks to their hands, their hair, everywhere it comes into contact with. They would have to shave their head, and I have no idea how they would get it off their hands!


23Put a whole bottle of ketchup in your mouth and wobble your head in front of someone, making the ketchup look like your mouth is bleeding
This sounds like a joke to play on Halloween not April fools day. If you do this on Halloween, you'll really scare someone.


24I've been stripping for money

25Make up disease and tell someone you have it.

26Tell Someone That There Girlfriend Is Going to Dump Them
I did this, so my friend the other day, and when I told him he was like "THAT B****! ", when I told him it was a joke he punched me out... yea he was drunk at the time


27Tell your crush you have one on them and if they put you down then you can just say April fools
I plan on doing this tomorrow

28Tell someone that the Russians accidentally aimed an intercontinental ballistic missile at their house.
Did this one on my mom, the Russian missile one, and it totally worked. Asked her if she was watcing T.V.. went to the extent. What a laugh we both got out of it!

29I slept with your brother before we started dating
I did this to m friend and I told her on april 1st and she flipped and I said april fools she was so mad but I could not stop laughing

30I Love You
I told that to my sister she said aww and I said April fools day she said go to hell bitch
I tried this and jeez did it work! I tried it on this guy who fancied me and he was like! About 2 hours later I was like Happy April fools I don't really fancy you! And he was nearly crying!

31The boss told me he's going to give you a promotion
Oh no he is

I just found out hoe to use 4 two letter words in arow making sense


32Your spouse tells you that they are leaving you

33Update Your Status On Facebook With Your Birth Date and the Date of Today and Saying R.I.P.
That'll get everyone pretty scared. Try doing it to someone else's Facebook page!

34Tell someone you now like Justin Bieber

35Point down to the floor and push your friend
Tried it before and my friend got raged and never talked to me for the rest of the day.

36Change all the clocks
HAHA laugh out loud

37I hooked with your best friend when I was drunk
I was thinking "I love your best friend" but that is even better.

38The owner of this phone is single, desperate and horny!
I did this to my friend. I waited to call him when he was at dinner with his girlfriend, his parents and her parents. He chased me around the neighborhood twice the next day! So funny


I secretly made this my ringtone on my friends phone and called him when he was on a date with his girlfriend... He chased me around the neighborhood two times the next day.


39Put Nair in someone's conditioner bottle
They'll be bald for a while! Make sure you only do it if it's a ma

Only do this to a man that's already going bald! You don't wanna be cruel!

40I'm Transsexual

41Go Up to You're Best Friends and Say I'm a Lesbian I Love You

42Your House Is Burning
Funny one my mom ran so fast and belived me

43Ask a coworker, "Are you getting fired?"

44Tell someone to be careful not to run into a wall or tree in front of them when there is nothing in front of them
Its funny when you tell them this because they scout over so that they mess the fake wall they will actually believe therre is a wall or tree infront of them they need to miss

45Point at the ceiling in a building and tell someone to look at the dead bird or body
Seen this done before it is reall funny because they will ask where when there is nothing on the celling

46Say "I'm a rapist and would like to have you for dinner"

47I Dated Your Mom In Highschool

48Tell someone you saw their dog dead on the side of the road
Laugh out loud gets them every time

49I just did a poo in your bed
The poo was yummy.


50Will You Marry Me?

51When your bro/sis/ etc. is sleeping place their hand in a bowl of warm water, they'll pee the bed

52Warm water trick
What. warm water trick?

53Put soy sauce in their coffee cup
I put soy sauce in my husbands coffee 🍵 mug... Haha 😆 it was great!

54I'm Bisexual
Tell him you been sleeping with girls lately

55Tell someone they have a hole in their pants

56Tell your best friend her boyfriend is cheating on her
That's mean but it's so hilarious!

57I'm a brony
Did this to my friends. Man did I fool them

58Put hair removal in someone's shampoo
This is pretty cruel I advise using like itch cream when someone asks if they can use your lotion (if they are black) or something
I am the prank master at my school and this is what I thought when I saw this:
My time has com for some serious PRANKING.

59Offer someone chocolate which is actually Brooklax

60Put Sellotape Across the Door Frames

61Switch cream cheese and deodorant

62Switch lotion with mayo

63Switch salt with sugar

64Switch cupcake frosting with mayo

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