10 Nastiest April Fools Day Jokes
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3I Crashed Your Car
4I Burned Down The House
6I'm Going to Kill You
8You forgot to zip your pants.
9Excuse me sir I think you just dropped your pocket
10Someone Wants To Go Out With You
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11I slept with your mum
12I'm Moving Away
13Tell a friend that someone they recently slept with has an STD.
14Get an Oreo, take out the cream, and give it to someone
15Place saran wrap between the toilet seat, anyone who's anyone is not awake when the first have to use the bathroom when they wake up
16We're Breaking Up
17I drowned your puppy
18Telling Someone They are In Trouble With the Boss
19I Broke Something
20Their shoe is untied
21Fake Winning Scatch Off Lottery Ticket
22Replace someone's hair gel with gorrila glue
23Put a whole bottle of ketchup in your mouth and wobble your head in front of someone, making the ketchup look like your mouth is bleeding
24I've been stripping for money
25Make up disease and tell someone you have it.
26Tell Someone That There Girlfriend Is Going to Dump Them
27Tell your crush you have one on them and if they put you down then you can just say April fools
28Tell someone that the Russians accidentally aimed an intercontinental ballistic missile at their house.
29I slept with your brother before we started dating
30I Love You
31The boss told me he's going to give you a promotion
32Your spouse tells you that they are leaving you
33Update Your Status On Facebook With Your Birth Date and the Date of Today and Saying R.I.P.
34Tell someone you now like Justin Bieber
35Point down to the floor and push your friend
36Change all the clocks
37I hooked with your best friend when I was drunk
38The owner of this phone is single, desperate and horny!
39Put Nair in someone's conditioner bottle
41Go Up to You're Best Friends and Say I'm a Lesbian I Love You
42Your House Is Burning
43Ask a coworker, "Are you getting fired?"
44Tell someone to be careful not to run into a wall or tree in front of them when there is nothing in front of them
45Point at the ceiling in a building and tell someone to look at the dead bird or body
46Say "I'm a rapist and would like to have you for dinner"
47I Dated Your Mom In Highschool
48Tell someone you saw their dog dead on the side of the road
49I just did a poo in your bed
50Will You Marry Me?
51When your bro/sis/ etc. is sleeping place their hand in a bowl of warm water, they'll pee the bed
52Warm water trick
53Put soy sauce in their coffee cup
55Tell someone they have a hole in their pants
56Tell your best friend her boyfriend is cheating on her
57I'm a brony
58Put hair removal in someone's shampoo
59Offer someone chocolate which is actually Brooklax
60Put Sellotape Across the Door Frames
61Switch cream cheese and deodorant
62Switch lotion with mayo
63Switch salt with sugar
64Switch cupcake frosting with mayo
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Updated Friday, April 24, 2015
Updated Friday, April 24, 2015
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