10 Nastiest April Fools Day Jokes

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Someone Died
My cousin has done this before.

moose4life19

I think that none of these answers are right I know the real answer. ✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️Does any one know the answer
That would of been horrible to say.
My first grade teacher told me we had to pass a test to get 2 second grade and guess what; worst april fools joke everrr.

PrinceAntho


2I'm Dying
YEah, because this one works ALL the time. "guys im so scared. I just found I have trycleruaginamophonodaptiladius and Im dying. Doctor says there's no real cure or pronounciation of it."
That is horrible. No need to panic people like that!
I love this one "mom... the docter said I'm dying"

JonasStartsARiot


3I Crashed Your Car
Haha My cousin done that to his girlfreind it was so funny
Laugh out loud yeah it car is in a tree laugh out loud

4I Burned Down The House
I did this once
I biked all the way to the house of my friend wearing half burned clothes
And told my friend that I accidentally burned the house down
She practically half fainted
Haha laugh out loud
My friend did this once 2 me as a joke and I totally fell for it - she had messed up her hair and got her family to join in with her
She ended up staying round my house till April Fools was over and then told me

JasC

Told this one to dad he's so sarcastic so he didn't believe me

5I'm Gay
I think this works best with parents or significant others...
I tried this once. I think it worked because I'm a girl and I wear a lot of black and chains and skulls and I listen to Metallica. But I'm not gay.

CrypticDeath666

lololol I wouldn't be able to becuase I would laugh too much

freezerman75

[Newest]It's cruel and offensive. I'm bi, so I find it offensive. But it's still going to get you the best reaction. I can't do it, because it's kinda true. :P

6I'm Going to Kill You
I do this all the time not just on april fools.

7I'm Pregnant
I tried it. my friend believed me. I'm an 11 year old boy.
Hum I told my mom I was pregnant and I found out THAT day I was.. I was like no way
The girl I'm seeing just did this to me. Turns out it was the fastest way to get dumped. Women want men who are responsible. Good men don't find it funny when they are there reflecting on all the things they'll have to change to become a great father and make a life for this child. To find out hours later it's all a joke is a good way to ruin an otherwise healthy relationship. Probably speaks to a lack of character and good judgement to joke about something so serious.
[Newest]That's a good one bit its also a HUGE risk but you can also bring the truth out of someone to see how they really feel about you

8You forgot to zip your pants.
It's the greatest man
This is really effevtive, trust me they give a sudden reaction and they get angry! This one works by embarresig them!

arvindmanohar

This is more effective on april fool day for someone

9Excuse me sir I think you just dropped your pocket
Awesome! I love this one! I was laughing for an hour!
Very cute, like it
This joke is stupid.

10Someone Wants To Go Out With You
LMAO!... I almost got slapped when I told my cousin this... :(

SmoothCriminal

So messed up, if you do this you need to die.

HotRod

Now that is REALLY mean and slack... It happens a lot at school

Bec

[Newest]I am going to walk under a truck.

The Contenders

11I slept with your mum

12I'm Moving Away
I just did this to my boyfriend, he was lost for words, but found it really funny. only do it to people who can actually take a joke
I just did this to my boyfriend of exactly 8 months, he fell for it and wa completely heart broken. Haha but laughed when it was over
currently doing that on my guy friend it rocks and he's believing it.! Playing sayin he's moving to he said he'll miss me and I was like awww!
[Newest]I'm so trying it on my Best Friend

13Tell a friend that someone they recently slept with has an STD.
But don't worry, because I just saved a load of money on car insurance by switching to Geico.
Told my friend on facebook
And all my friends laughed there heads off
And nice one

I actually set up a fake (but real looking medical certificate) work awesome

djperth


14Get an Oreo, take out the cream, and give it to someone

15Place saran wrap between the toilet seat, anyone who's anyone is not awake when the first have to use the bathroom when they wake up
It works every single time I do it and the best thing is it works with unels too and they urinate all over there legs try it for yourself if you don't beleve me
This is so gross and mean!

DismissedEye

Best! It will look like there is a forcefield

16We're Breaking Up
Never tell your boyfriend this. Its not funny. I did it to my boyfriend and he ignored me all day. He was so pissed!
My boyfriend did this too me. I thought he was serious at first.
My boyfriend and I both tried to do this to each other last year, but still not funny at all haha
[Newest]Don't do it. My friends cousin did this and her boyfriend committed suicide. Its not funny.

17I drowned your puppy
I tried this to my wife well we're getting divorced on tues.

18Telling Someone They are In Trouble With the Boss
The best one ever why to feel the jolly in this one you rock keep up the really good jokes do you say this to everyone they would crack up at are school I told my friend and she started crying cause she was laughing so hard it was funny!

19I Broke Something

20Fake Winning Scatch Off Lottery Ticket
look it up on youtube under Americas Funniest home Videos

21Their shoe is untied
This is way too mean, I do not want to meet the person who has the nerve to pull such a horribly mean April Fools Day joke on someone. This is the most nasty April Fools Day joke by far!

22Replace someone's hair gel with gorrila glue
Sticks to their hands, their hair, everywhere it comes into contact with. They would have to shave their head, and I have no idea how they would get it off their hands!

QuarantineGames


23Make up disease and tell someone you have it.

24Put a whole bottle of ketchup in your mouth and wobble your head in front of someone, making the ketchup look like your mouth is bleeding

25I've been stripping for money

26Tell Someone That There Girlfriend Is Going to Dump Them
I did this, so my friend the other day, and when I told him he was like "THAT B****! ", when I told him it was a joke he punched me out... yea he was drunk at the time

SmoothCriminal


27I slept with your brother before we started dating
I did this to m friend and I told her on april 1st and she flipped and I said april fools she was so mad but I could not stop laughing

28I Love You
I told that to my sister she said aww and I said April fools day she said go to hell bitch
I tried this and jeez did it work! I tried it on this guy who fancied me and he was like! About 2 hours later I was like Happy April fools I don't really fancy you! And he was nearly crying!

29Tell someone that the Russians accidentally aimed an intercontinental ballistic missile at their house.
I told this to my mom's cousin and he spased out it was so funny P. S> he plays too much call of duty.

30Tell your crush you have one on them and if they put you down then you can just say April fools
I plan on doing this tomorrow

31The boss told me he's going to give you a promotion
Oh no he is

I just found out hoe to use 4 two letter words in arow making sense

PrinceAntho


32Your spouse tells you that they are leaving you

33Point down to the floor and push your friend
Tried it before and my friend got raged and never talked to me for the rest of the day.

34I hooked with your best friend when I was drunk
I was thinking "I love your best friend" but that is even better.

35Tell someone you now like Justin Bieber

36Change all the clocks
HAHA laugh out loud

37The owner of this phone is single, desperate and horny!
I did this to my friend. I waited to call him when he was at dinner with his girlfriend, his parents and her parents. He chased me around the neighborhood twice the next day! So funny

tackler90210

I secretly made this my ringtone on my friends phone and called him when he was on a date with his girlfriend... He chased me around the neighborhood two times the next day.

tackler90210


38Update Your Status On Facebook With Your Birth Date and the Date of Today and Saying R.I.P.
That'll get everyone pretty scared. Try doing it to someone else's Facebook page!

39Put Nair in someone's conditioner bottle
They'll be bald for a while! Make sure you only do it if it's a ma

Only do this to a man that's already going bald! You don't wanna be cruel!

40I'm Transsexual

41Your House Is Burning
Funny one my mom ran so fast and belived me

42Ask a coworker, "Are you getting fired?"

43Point at the ceiling in a building and tell someone to look at the dead bird or body
Seen this done before it is reall funny because they will ask where when there is nothing on the celling

44Go Up to You're Best Friends and Say I'm a Lesbian I Love You

45Tell someone to be careful not to run into a wall or tree in front of them when there is nothing in front of them
Its funny when you tell them this because they scout over so that they mess the fake wall they will actually believe therre is a wall or tree infront of them they need to miss

46Say "I'm a rapist and would like to have you for dinner"

47I Dated Your Mom In Highschool

48Tell someone you saw their dog dead on the side of the road
Laugh out loud gets them every time

49I just did a poo in your bed
The poo was yummy.

PrinceAntho


50I'm Bisexual
Tell him you been sleeping with girls lately

51Tell someone they have a hole in their pants

52Tell your best friend her boyfriend is cheating on her
That's mean but it's so hilarious!

53I'm a brony
Did this to my friends. Man did I fool them

54Put hair removal in someone's shampoo
I am the prank master at my school and this is what I thought when I saw this:
My time has com for some serious PRANKING.

55Offer someone chocolate which is actually Brooklax

56Put Sellotape Across the Door Frames

57Will You Marry Me?

58Warm water trick

59Switch cream cheese and deodorant

60Switch lotion with mayo

61Switch salt with sugar

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