10 Nastiest April Fools Day Jokes
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3I Crashed Your Car
4I Burned Down The House
6I'm Going to Kill You
8You forgot to zip your pants.
9Excuse me sir I think you just dropped your pocket
10Someone Wants To Go Out With You
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11I slept with your mum
12I'm Moving Away
13Tell a friend that someone they recently slept with has an STD.
14Get an Oreo, take out the cream, and give it to someone
15Place saran wrap between the toilet seat, anyone who's anyone is not awake when the first have to use the bathroom when they wake up
16We're Breaking Up
17I drowned your puppy
18Telling Someone They are In Trouble With the Boss
19I Broke Something
20Fake Winning Scatch Off Lottery Ticket
21Their shoe is untied
22Replace someone's hair gel with gorrila glue
23Make up disease and tell someone you have it.
24Put a whole bottle of ketchup in your mouth and wobble your head in front of someone, making the ketchup look like your mouth is bleeding
25I've been stripping for money
26Tell Someone That There Girlfriend Is Going to Dump Them
27I slept with your brother before we started dating
28I Love You
29Tell someone that the Russians accidentally aimed an intercontinental ballistic missile at their house.
30Tell your crush you have one on them and if they put you down then you can just say April fools
31The boss told me he's going to give you a promotion
32Your spouse tells you that they are leaving you
33Point down to the floor and push your friend
34I hooked with your best friend when I was drunk
35Tell someone you now like Justin Bieber
36Change all the clocks
37The owner of this phone is single, desperate and horny!
38Update Your Status On Facebook With Your Birth Date and the Date of Today and Saying R.I.P.
39Put Nair in someone's conditioner bottle
41Your House Is Burning
42Ask a coworker, "Are you getting fired?"
43Point at the ceiling in a building and tell someone to look at the dead bird or body
44Go Up to You're Best Friends and Say I'm a Lesbian I Love You
45Tell someone to be careful not to run into a wall or tree in front of them when there is nothing in front of them
46Say "I'm a rapist and would like to have you for dinner"
47I Dated Your Mom In Highschool
48Tell someone you saw their dog dead on the side of the road
49I just did a poo in your bed
51Tell someone they have a hole in their pants
52Tell your best friend her boyfriend is cheating on her
53I'm a brony
54Put hair removal in someone's shampoo
55Offer someone chocolate which is actually Brooklax
56Put Sellotape Across the Door Frames
57Will You Marry Me?
58Warm water trick
59Switch cream cheese and deodorant
60Switch lotion with mayo
61Switch salt with sugar
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Updated Friday, January 23, 2015
Updated Friday, January 23, 2015
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