Top Ten Funniest Ways to Say "Thank You" for the Gifts You Receive On Your Birthday

The Top Ten
1 I wanted a Xbox. Darn!?! Anyway, thanks for the teddy bear.

Next time, I'll give you an actual bear

2 Thank you! Next gift, please.

I would LOVE to say this every Christmas/birthday, but that shows that I am just being greedy. You should appreciate the fact that you even got one or two gifts. Some people don't even get any gifts at all.

I MUST say this on every birthday and Christmas. I WANT MORE GIFTS!

3 Thanks for the gift! Do I know you?

I love this one!

4 A Toy Train? Thank You! But I already had one!
5 Friends, come one by one and place your gifts on the table and take a "Thank You" Card, in return, placed on the table too.

Oh this such a rude and snobbish thing to do. I may try it next year!

6 Thank you all for bringing the gifts. I really appreciate that. To those without gifts, I'm sorry.
7 Thank you all for bringing the gifts. Just make sure they aren't secondhand.

Yeah, there's the thing about getting condoms second-hand that isn't really appropriate. Also, why did you get me those?

This is so rude but hilarious at the same time!

8 Thank You! Eww.. Your gift smells bad!
9 I'm so happy you came. I'd have told a thank you too if you brought a Xbox for me.
10 I gave this gift to you on your birthday, and you gave it again to me on my birthday. The cycle continues. Anyway thank you.
The Contenders
11 Thank you! Now give me the gift already, don't keep it in your hands.
12 AWESOME!!!
13 YEAH!!!
14 YAAAYY!!!!
15 ALRIGHT!!!
16 Wow this is awesome!!!
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