Top Ten Absurd Things to Read In a Survival GuidePositronWildhawk
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Movies in a nutshell. - DapperPickle
The words of a man nowhere near insanity... - PositronWildhawk
, how morbidly funny! - keycha1n
Reminds me of a sign I saw down in Florida:
ALLIGATOR MATING SEASON
If attacked, fake orgasm. - PetSounds
Hmmm... I think this guide is pretty good. - Delgia2k
And it's the right thing to do. - PositronWildhawk
Nah, an ex girlfriend is worse. - DapperPickle
And the tips we are going to give you now for survival purpose aren't for kids and immature people. WARNING: DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME. - Kiteretsunu
Well, that's a relief. This plot made NO realistic sense to me! - PositronWildhawk
So little Timmy is fake? Childhood ruined. - DapperPickle
Lol nice one there! - HeavyDonkeyKong
Help! Come rescue us!
Where are You?
I dunno, we're lost! - Billyv
Well... einsteinium has a very low half life and it would be unlikely for this to happen. - errrr
Probably the most effective on this list :P - Emberflight_of_StormClan
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2. Written by the last survival experts to lose our peanuts. Or were we?
3. You have been stuck in the middle of nowhere, having to ration all resources, which would never have lasted anyway. It's your love life.
2. You have been stuck in the middle of nowhere, having to ration all resources, which would never have lasted anyway. It's your love life.
3. Written by the last survival experts to lose our peanuts. Or were we?