Top Ten Anti-Humour Jokes
The Top Ten
1 Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
The one that everybody knows.
No it's to get away from kfc
2 Why did the man ask for coffee? Because he wanted coffee.
Hillarious list positron I'm not an easy laugher but this is funny
3 Why did the duckling come out of the egg? It's a biological cycle.
4 Why did the child jump off a cliff? He was an idiot.
Hilarious shouldn't be an anti-joke! And this is true.
5 Why did the man get off the bus? It was his stop.
6 Why was the electron in two places at once? It's a quantum particle.
Laugh out loud, people who don't understand physics won't get this at all, they'd be like "what? "
Great list Positron
7 Why did the cat chase the bird? One was a cat, the other was a bird.
8 Why did the woman not eat cabbage? She didn't like cabbage.
9 Why did the lamp turn off? Someone hit the switch.
10 Why could I see the painting? It was in front of me in a lit room.
Best list ever!
The Contenders
11 What's similar between a banana and a helicopter? They're both not a policeman.
12 My dog doesn't eat meat. Why? Because I don't give him any
A Tommy Cooper unfunny funny haha!
Best anti-humor joke ever.
13 How am I to know if it's dark in here? I can't see a thing!
14 What is a rocket when it's a rocket? A rocket
15 How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an axe.
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