Top Ten Anti-Humour Jokes

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The Top Ten

1 Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

No it's to get away from kfc

The one that everybody knows. - PositronWildhawk

2 Why did the man ask for coffee? Because he wanted coffee.

Hillarious list positron I'm not an easy laugher but this is funny - simpsondude

3 Why did the duckling come out of the egg? It's a biological cycle.
4 Why did the child jump off a cliff? He was an idiot.

Hilarious shouldn't be an anti-joke! And this is true. - funnyuser

I’m going to jump off a cliff this summer.

Although antihumor, this is really funny. - Kiteretsunu

5 Why did the man get off the bus? It was his stop.

This is HILARIOUS... It is! - Britgirl

6 Why was the electron in two places at once? It's a quantum particle.

Laugh out loud, people who don't understand physics won't get this at all, they'd be like "what? "
Great list Positron - Sasukes_Princess

7 Why did the cat chase the bird? One was a cat, the other was a bird.
8 Why did the woman not eat cabbage? She didn't like cabbage.
9 Why did the lamp turn off? Someone hit the switch.
10 Why could I see the painting? It was in front of me in a lit room.

Best list ever!

The Contenders

11 What's similar between a banana and a helicopter? They're both not a policeman.
12 My dog doesn't eat meat. Why? Because I don't give him any

A Tommy Cooper unfunny funny haha! - Britgirl

Best anti-humor joke ever. - funnyuser

13 How am I to know if it's dark in here? I can't see a thing!
14 What is a rocket when it's a rocket? A rocket
15 How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an axe.
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1. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
2. Why did the man ask for coffee? Because he wanted coffee.
3. Why did the duckling come out of the egg? It's a biological cycle.
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