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101 Chuck Norris attacks sharks when he smells their blood.
102 Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

This should be in top 10. Pretty funny.

103 Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands

Too bad he didn't receive any Nobel prize for it. - Animefan12

104 Chuck Norris once got a hole-in-zero. V 1 Comment
105 Chuck Norris can hear sign language V 1 Comment
106 Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

So true considering that PCs are known for having lags and crashes

107 Chuck Norris can kill death

Or kill Chuck Schuldiner? Oh, what a coincidence!

108 When it rains, you know Chuck Norris punched the clouds.

And they're crying. - Metalhead1997

109 When Chuck Norris joined the NFL he made to the Super Bowl instantly
110 Chuck Norris Can Torture Pain.

Pain from Naruto? - Metalhead1997

111 Chuck Norris takes 24-hour naps three times a day

That's what is great about Chuck Norris Jokes. He just does the impossible in a funny way - Animefan12

He must have LONG days! - Metalhead1997

112 Chuck Norris is just a stupid actor! If Chuck Norris is really a God, he will go to my house and slam my face on the keyboardasfklweiofhweiog4howeigl6e7idjskaiow5oazxi9xichxuc8hduyfiulg3hfwoie ruouwure843t4wekiiweyiqwiyt7iw373tyy83wkir8fhoaqw9ealiqd

! This is like the best one!

That is clever.

Moral here: DON'T PISS OFF CHUCK NORRIS. - Metalhead1997

113 Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Wow! He must have smashed it hard! - Animefan12

114 Who would win Chuck Norris or Justin Bieber? Justin Bieber because Chuck Norris dosen't hit girls.

Yeah! Beiber haters! I love this so much, I hate Justin Bieber, he sings, he looks like a girl, and I just have no idea why he has so many fans

Justin beiber could kill his dog beat up his girlfriend smoke 2 pounds of weed and his fans still would say everyone makes mistakes.

Its great, this is the best one

Nope, Chuck always wins. you really think he needs to hit to win? - EliHbk

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115 When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris V 2 Comments
116 How many push ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.

It's very original. Pretty much like answering a multiple-choice question with "yes". Worth a vote in my opinion

Your brain would lose track of the sheer number. Last time I tried counting, I got confused after 70,000 and just let him continue. - Metalhead1997

Haha, basically means that the word "infinity" is a finite word for Chuck Norris.

117 Chuck Norris is so fast that when he goes to bed, he can turn off the lights and be under the sheets before the room gets dark.
118 Chuck Norris Can Take Down a Fighter Jet by Pointing at With His Finger and Saying Bang

This is the only one that actually made me laugh.

119 Chuck Norris doesn't use spell check. The correct spelling is however Chuck Norris spells it.

This isn't that funny but it's nice. - Animefan12

120 Einstein's original theory of relativity: If Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it.

How is this not higher on the list?

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1. There is no Ctrl button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris is always in control
2. Chuck Norris got stabbed by a knife. After 2 weeks of pain the knife died.
3. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
1. Chuck Norris converted God to atheism
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3. All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
1. Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
2. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
3. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now just The Islands.

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