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141 Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck can even empower a normal bird just by throwing it. Poor stones, - Kiteretsunu

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142 There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
143 Chuck Norris ironically lives in a roundhouse.
144 Great mystery solved: the missing piece of apple in Apple's Logo was eaten by Chuck Norris!

LMFAO! This made me laugh till I passed out then I had a dream. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked me in my dream and I woke up and I flew and hit my wall - kiwimaster3000

145 Chuck Norris once lit a fart in the sahara forest.
146 They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In the Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."
147 Chuck Norris facts are FACTS

Anyone who challenges them will be arrested and executed for blasphemy! ALL HAIL CHUCK NORRIS! - Metalhead1997

148 When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, he doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.

Laugh out loud
This is a funny ass joke if ANY one bit Chuck Norris the would turn into him
Chuck Norris you legend!

I thought there could only be one Chuck Norris. - Metalhead1997

Wait, a zombie actually bit Chuck Norris?

149 When Chuck Norris chose to come to Earth he roundhouse kicked the four corners of the world, thus creating the circle and the sphere. When he chooses no longer to be among us he will undo his creation and the circle will finally be squared.

Then Minecraft will be invented, - Harri666

150 The Civil War ended because Chuck Norris decided to build a house on the Mason Dixon Line.
151 Fear of Spiders is called Arachnophobia, Fear of tight spaces is called Claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic

This one deserves a higher rating

152 Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
153 Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
154 Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.
155 The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
156 Chuck Norris pities Mr. T
157 Chuck Norris hates Raymond and loves Chris.
158 The Black Eyed Peas used to be just The Peas until they met Chuck Norris

! This one so awesome it deserves to go up the rank

159 Chuch Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards V 1 Comment
160 Chuck Norris and Superman had a fight. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.

I seen this fight Chuck won easily

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1. There is no Ctrl button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris is always in control
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3. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
1. Chuck Norris converted God to atheism
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3. All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
1. Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
2. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
3. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now just The Islands.

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