Top 10 Best Prank Call Ideas

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The Top Ten

1 Is Mister Wall there? No. How about Misses Wall? No. Then what's holding up your ceiling?

Lolz I dialed on *67 to this random person and said:
Me: "Hello, is Mr. Wall there, please? "
Person: "There is no Mr. Wall here, sorry"
Me: "Can I speak with Mrs. Wall then, please? "
Person: "Mrs. Wall does not live here. "
Me: "Well, can I speak with Harry Wall, please? "
Person: "There is no one here by that name, either. Sorry. "
Me: "Are there any Walls there? "
Person: "No, there are no walls here. Sorry. "
Me: "Then may I ask what's holding up your house? "
I was LMAO!

This is so fun my sister and I try it on a lot of people and for some reason they still stay on the phone with us but of course we did change the ending just a teeny bit laugh out loud keep on prankin

haha how funny I tried that they laughed so hard and so did I

I did that and the people said I am calling the police

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2 Say "Hi this is Jenny from 31 Flavors, if you can name 31 Flavors in 31 seconds you can win 31 thousand dollars, ready go!!" super fast and peppy.

This is amazing. I called a random person and said that and they started screaming. Then they got really mad cause they beat the challenge. I think she was an icecream freak. Then I told her to go to shiver shack and claim her money there. And it worked.

It was awesome! I tried it on a person and at the end she couldn't even talk, so I just hung up on her!

I tried this and the guy got really mad because he beat the challenge - Norrisofchuck

A eso me

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3 Why did you hang up on me?

This is the best, start crying to give it effect :')

Laugh out loud Super funny

When some one prank call you try to be hook up with them

Very easy

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4 Ask if they will confirm their order of exotic Mexican dancers for a bachelor party.

I did this, and apparently a ACTUALLY called a dude who was getting married and he started swearing saying "MY WIFE WOULD NEVER DO THAT! WE ARE GETTING MARRIED! " I swear I was dying!

Nice I may just change it a little bit but sounds HILARIOUS. I will definitely try it out sometime!

Tried this one on my boyfriend earlier t was so funny he was just like 'what, sorry who is this' it was jokes anyone who hasnt trie it yet you have got to.

I this is pizza hut

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5 Claim you are doing a survey and then ask random and hilarious questions.

Okay, that should be good, I'd really like to try that. Like ask things such as this:
"What color is your refrigerator? "
"Is your room colorful with many ponies and unicorns? "
And the best, "Will you marry me? " Then, hang up.

I am definitely going to try this. The reactions I'm going to get are going to be hilarious! I think I'll make a game out of it and see how many random questions I can ask before they hang up.

I did this on omegle. I tried 2 variations for my school newspaper. I asked the what there name is A. Trey B. Lucile or C. Fred and when they usually said none I hung up. I also delved quite deeply into the worst things people have read on the internet.

Its such a great prank

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6 Ask for some random person and then hang up when you are told you have the wrong number. Call back later with a disguised accent, and say you're [insert name used earlier] and ask if there are any messages for you.

I did this, and this is how it went.

Me: Hey, is this Marc?
Them: Um, no, sorry.
Me: Okay, well, if Marc picks up please tell him I ordered shrimp with anchovies and clam soup. Kay?
Them: Uh, well, sure?
Me: Thank you so so much!

5 min later

Me (english accent): Hello, is this Cam?
Them: No! You have the wrong number!
Me: Excuse me, I'm Marc. Any messages for me?
Them: Er, well, yeah, this guy said he ordered shrimp with anchovies and clam soup so.. "
Me: THANK YOU did he mention anything about the body?
Them: Body? No. *hangs up*

laugh out loud!

I did this and this is how it went

Hi Jesse
Um this is not Jesse.
Is Jesse there?
No this is a wrong number.
Well when you see him can you tell him that his order for Hawaiian pizza with guava rolls and salami is in
Um ok

1o minutes later

Hey is Pablo there
Are you prank calling me I am called by people randomly
No.
Ok. Thanks for being honest.
Well is Pablo ther?
They ran around the house saying Pablo
My son is not here
Ok I am Jesse
Wait you ordered Hawaiian pizza with guava and um... Salami

This one is fun, but DONT HANG UP when they tell you have the wrong number. Leave a message anyways. Say something like "well if you see FAKE NAME tell him... " and you make up something random and weird. Its hilarious, sometimes they actually pass the message on. - VADERtheIMPALER

Me: Hello? Tommy?
Victim: There's no Tommy, here. I think you have the wrong number.
Me: Oh sorry. But if you see him tell him that I--
Victim: Ok, you're just pranking me. Goodbye [hangs up]
-20 minutes pass-
Me: Hi. are you Max?
Victim: No, no Maxs here.
Me: Oh. I'm Tommy. Did Max leave any messages for me?
Victim: I think so.
Me: What did he say?
Victim: Oh, I forget. I'll call you when I remember.
Me: Oh ok. Please try to quickly.
Victim: Alright.
Me: [hang up]

Two minutes later the victim called me.

Victim: Um, hi, is this Max?
Me: Yeah, why?
Victim: Well, I'd like for you to finish your statement from earlier.
Me: Nah, I'm not going to bother. [hang up]
-2 minutes pass-
Me: What is your home address?
The victim told me his address, for some reason. Then I hung up.

Three minutes later the victim called me.

Victim: Hey, Tommy, so I don't think I'm going to remember...
Me: Well, if that's the ...more

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7 Hmm, yes I ordered a pizza an hour ago and I want to know when it's coming.

Just tried it on some Jamaican dude and he got all upset

Asked my mom this she say she's at the hospital then laugh her butt off at me while I'm appologising

I did this B4 and the person called us back. The funniest.

Hilarious! I tried this and the girl on the other end got super madAnd kept trying to tell me that The person I had called was not the pizza company. But I kept telling her she was kidding or that she should stop lying. It was so funny!

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8 Where do babies come from?

Hilarious! The best one I've ever heard in my life.

! I got my friend, Lily with this and she was like "WHAT?! YOU'RE SO GROSS, BRIGETTE! " Hilarious! Definitely doing that one again!

I always use this one. It is so hilarious!

It was really funny

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9 Say "You are the weakest link" and hang up.

I GOT to try that, that's really funny. I can just imagine what the person will do when they get that call. (confusion probably)

Hahah this is hilarious! Just tired it out and it was so funny

The doctor who in this is amazing

It was so funny when I didet to my bro it's assome

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10 Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Well you better go and catch it.

I think that the first nine are better because everybody knows this one. I got an idea. Call 2 random people and leave your phones there until they hang up. The 2 people will be confused because they think that one called the other. I forgot where I got that from, but it is funny.

This is so funny this prank call I tryed it on many people you should use it well done to the person who made this up

This joke has been around forever doesn't work
Everyone had heard it

Everyone knows about this joke so it wont work

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The Contenders

11 Use a real bad Chinese accent and say "we sell egg rolls! $20 for one egg roll! Egg rolls! egg rolls! You buy egg roll or we hunt you down!"

You could also say "Or we get the NINJAS! "

This one totally made meee laugh out loud. Just imagining a voice on the phone in that Chinese accent all fast like, going all "EGGROLL! EGGROLL! Wee hunt you DOWN! " That just madness me really want to try this.

Laugh out loud me and my bff tried this and it was so so so funny!

My friend ps and I pranked called like five people pretending to be Panda Express. Greatest reactions ever - Haumea

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12 Hey, it's Jennifer. I left my super duper maxi pads at your house. If you could return them, that would be great. I have major leakage. Thanks.

Laugh out loud I did this to my BFF and she was like who r you and I was like (random name) and then she was like ooh yeah I found those and got my period yesterday and used them sorry then hung up and called me and was like some random person just called me and was like I left my super super maxi pads at your house and
So I was so freaked out just told them I used them and hung up lmao!

I have so got to try this one, even though I'm a guy, this would be hilarious! So calling random people tonight! HAHA!

I'm trying it that's gonna be so funny. I have tried this I hope you enjoy it. In a weird hard to understand accent say hello is marc there(but don't pause keep on talking) tell him he can't keep leaving his pants at my house my boyfriend/husband almost noticed ill see you tonight and forget your pants on your way over

I did this one to McDonalds and the response was hilarious

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13 Call McDonald's and ask for a Sad Meal.

This is so funny!
Them: Hello?
Me: Is this McDonald's?
Them: Yes it is.
Me: I'd like to order a sad meal.
Them: What kind of meal?
Me: A sad meal.
Them: Sad meal? Sorry, we don't have sad meals.

The could not understand me & it was really funny!

Haha I called an he was like "SIR! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?

I don't know why I'm laughing so hard!

Me: -dials McDonalds-
Employee: "Welcome to McDonalds, how can I help you? "
Me: "Yeah, hi I'd like a Sad Meal."
Employee: "Excuse me, what kind of meal? "
Me: A SAD MEAL.
Employee: "Sorry, ma'am, we don't serve Sad Meals."
Me: -whispers- I like turtles -hangs up- - Emberflight_of_StormClan

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14 Call McDonald's and ask where the nearest Wendy's is

Seriously dude, if your worried about being mean, why are you even on this site? What the heck

I did this once, and the people there were just like, "This is also a Wendy's. Order your food please! "

That's kinda mean

So I called and asked why their yelp ratings were so low and this is how it went:

Them: Hello, this is McDonalds. How may I help you.

Me: I was on yelp and I saw that your ratings were only 2 stars. Why is that?

Them: Have a good day!

15 Hi it's Stacy from fat zap would you like me to zap your fat away? Do you have any questions on this process?

I tried it, so funny! Here's how it went:

Me: Hi! It's Stacy from fat zap would you like me to zap away your fat?

Person: Uh... Well, that would be amazing but-
Me: Great! Ready? 3, 2, 1, and... Abra Kadabra Alakazam! Zap!

Person:...

Me: You have offcially lost... 23 pounds!

Person: Uh, well... Great...

Me: Great indeed! For further information on what this is, please visit I just pranked you dot com!

Hi, remember me, I still love you.. I left something at you house, yes you know me.

Laugh out loud so funny I have to do this!

It was so funny we said it and they said they are in shape then they said round is a shape right and I had to hang up because I was laughing so much

This is funny

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16 Call McDonald's and say "Hi I'm stuck in one of your toilets and need help getting out because I'm a paraplegic" then yell "HURRY UP MY CHEESEBURGER IS GOING COLD"

I DID THIS AND STAYED ON THE PHONE! They were like OH MY GOD! And she dropped the phone and I heard her running! ! And she came back and said hello? boy's bathroom or girl's then I hung up HAHAA

So funny I did it while I was in a McDonald's and the person behind the counter just yelled out FIRE FIRE TORNADO and everyone ran out of McDonald's and this guy came out of the ladies room with just underwear on and the person behind the counter was life your welcome air I just had you get unstuck from the toilet

I did this to my dad and said "i'm STUCK ON YOUR TOILET! " And hung up. I was as an unknown number and he didn't know it was me.

Lol

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17 Hi this is Radio Disney, you just won 3 tickets to see One Direction Live at (insert Stadium). You just need to answer this survey in order to win. Are you ready to start? [Hang up]

This is hilarious I tried this one they were screaming " I WON! " laugh out loud!

People get so exited, I just talked with somebodies parents about their concert! These teens are so happy! Laughing out loud!

I called someone and they were like "hello" I was like "hi this is radio Disney, you just won three tickets to see one direction live. you just need to answer this survey in order to win. are you ready to start? " they were like "NO! SHUT YOUR MOUTH! BYE!

Once they said One Direction, I would hang up. Ew.

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18 Call a business and start screaming in a horrible accent, "I've came here 20 times and manager told me that I could get coupon and I didn't get coupon and I have such sad life and whyyyyy!" (sob sob)

I tried this once, the lady also had an accent but she had no clue what I was saying. We started yelling at her for a coupon for the salon.

Cracked up at this one

This one is so funny. - Powerfulgirl10

GREAT

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19 Call up an elderly lady pretending to be the local supermarket and try to sell some cheese. While selling cheese ask when she will come and collect the diapers she ordered because you're concerned about her bladder problem. Then sell cheese again.

I did this last year, this was super hilarious! A definite must-do for anybody who likes a good laugh over the phone with unsuspecting suckers! Enjoy this, and remember to hide your number!

So funny but then the woman ( family friend) called my parents

This seems really mean

Really funny

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20 Call Petsmart and when they answer, say 'Hear me roar like a mountain lion!', then try to to it.

If I do this I mean it's worth it but if I prank call pets mart I will get in a lot of trouble

We said hear me roar like a mountain and she said WHAT! We tried to say it again but we couldn't stop laughing.

BAHA YES

I said the same thing except I did another sound:

Me: Hear me roar like a mountain! meow
The person: What... - AlphaQ

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21 Call a hotel in Hawaii with bad ratings and ask questions about their rooms, like how many they have and the types of beds and stuff.

Ask how many different kinds of bugs are in each room

Call someone and say I got my period and I don't know to do. I really need you

That's stupid what if you don't bag there number

Is this room have stop d people

22 Call a random number and pretend you are Siri

The best thing is that when you do call, they look down at their phone and make its not actually Siri! (I did this about 20 feet away from a person.)

Ooh this sounds good lol

I did it to pf changs and that person got so mad at me

Me: I'm sorry, I didn't catch that.
Person: What the Kevin?!
Me: Calling Kevin Harlinson.
Person: WHAT?! SIRI STOP!
Me: Facetiming Kevin and Starry.
Person:WHAT NO! Wait... who are they...?
LMAO - Swiftdawn

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23 Call a pizza shop and when they answer, say, "your pizza burned the tongue right off my daughter, you jerk you better pay for a new one!" and hang up.

Funny

I did this

They'd be like no it didn't then you could go rage mode on him

LOL (☞゚∀゚)☞ - B0S5J4M3S

24 "I always loved and why did you never love me back?!" They'll hopefully say "what?" and when they do say "purple elephant" and hang up.

The recieving persons reaction is the same as my reaction. "What..?

25 Did I leave my clothes in your bedroom?

I did this and the guy just played along saying I did lmao. I was saying I'm going to call him tomorrow to come and pick it up. Then I started hinting we would have sex when I come. It was pretty funny that he played along the whole time.

I did this on my friend Lena and so her boyfriend was part of it so when he walked out of the room without his phone I called him so lena picked up and I gave her no time to speak and I was like hey did I leave my underwear in your room last night and they got in such a bad argument it was so funny when ant the end he told her it was a prank.

This is a amazing I done it on my boy best friend and he had the massive shock of his life

That's a awesome one! LMAO

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26 Call a random guy and say "children in the back seat cause accidents! Accidents in the back seat cause children!" then hang up.

This is actually funny. - KayleeKicklighter

You are an accident

Lmfao

That’s the best one ever

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27 Say 'I can't hear you' until they hang up.

This one is so old, best trick to wiggle off telemarketers

I did this to my local mcdnalds and I said what 3 times and then the guy said OH SHUT UP WILL YOU!
lol

28 Call a random person then say "did you order any (random food)?"

Yes. I did this to 118118 if you know what it is. They were like sorry, I didn't understand your inquiry. This was very weird and my classmates and I were laughing so much that my teacher came up to us. My friends said that she was ordering some pizza at Pizza Hut. We were laughing even more then.

Not a bad idea thanks

Oldest 1 in the book

I Don't know

29 Call a random number and start singing happy birthday!

I tried this and the lady almost sounded sorry for me.

Me:Happy birthday to you...happy birthday to you-
Her: Oh-
Me: happy birthday dear Katy, happy birthday to you!
Her: Oh, I'm so sorry sweetie, I hate to tell you that I'm not Katie...
Me: You're not? Where is she? Are you her mother?
Her: Um, no...This is Samantha. I think you may have the wrong number. I'm so, so sorry..What number did you call?
Me: Oh, um, you know what, I'll just go back and look again..
(I completely forgot the number I dialed)
Her: Okay, honey. I hope you find Katy! Have a nice day!

The funniest prank call idea ever!

I apparently called a hospital and she said thanks and all, but I heard her yell, "SECURITY! " Then I hung ul

Me: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! "
Person: "Who is this? "
Me: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! "
Person: Who are you?
Me: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO STEVE!
Person: What?!
Me: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUU!
Person: This is Claire's, miss. -hangs up- - Emberflight_of_StormClan

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30 Call a pizza place, and ask for a cheese-less pizza with extra less cheese

Call a pizza place and say can I have a cheese pizza without the cheese and see what they say

Hella smart

31 Call Dominos and ask the phone number of Pizza Hut.

This was so funny, I nearly pissed myself, do it do it do it!

My dad works for dominos and when I did this he answered and when he got home he told me about it and I started laughing and he realized it was MEEE! - CodaMarie

This was so funny! We had like a full conversation too. Lmfao hilarious!

Or call Mcdonald's and ask for the phone number of Burger King.

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32 You need to go to Safeway to buy ingredients for a better life. By the way, I'm going there right now; would you like me to pick some up for you?

My friend is always saying her life sucks so this was the best way to prank her

It said no thanks sir please put me on your do not call list my life is good

Messaging this one is better than calling them. - Animefan12

Leave a message if they don't pick up.
Super funny

33 Call McDonald's and ask "Is this the Krusty Krab?"

No this is Patrick - bravenwolfzx

If they say "no this is patrick" then id be done, they would have pranked me - EliHbk

I did this to Pizza Hut and the manager answers the phone I was like hello is this the Krusty crab and the manger said no it's Pizza Hut so I said o my god I'm being kid napped so get me a pizza haha try it lol!

They said no this is Patrick

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34 Call McDonald's and order food from Burger King

Lol I'm gonna do it and post it on youtube

Or order Taco Bell food from McDonald's. - Powerfulgirl10

If u call McDonald's and order food from Burger King they would say they don't have it there they have it at Burger King that is the best thing to do. But how about they still give it to u

dumb

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35 Call a pizza shop and ask if they have any dog pizza.

I did this and they were like this pizza I have little puppy chihuahua but we no eat I started screaming down the phone and he was like oh sorry call again soon

I done this one and it was pretty funny :) x

36 Call a random person and say "I'd like to order 2 Supreme pizzas, 5 bags of Crazy Bread, and a couple 2 liter bottles of root beer, Fanta, and Diet Coke." When they start to say something say "Oh, to go, please. I'll be there in 20 mins to pick it up."

I tried this on my gradma

37 Ask for their gender then say "my computer says no."

They'd be angry at you. - Animefan12

Amazing

AWESOME LOVE LITTLE BRITTEN

38 Call Petsmart in the reptiles section and quietly say, 'I like turtles' and hang up.

Hilarious

Me: Are you PetSmart?
PetSmart: Yes.
Me: Can I order 50 bags of Meow Mix, 23 turtles, 12 chinchillas, 9 monkeys, 7 otters, 6 panthers, a goose that lays golden eggs, 1,000 gift cards, 8 mice, 10 rats, 101 Dalmatians, 300 German Shepherds, 220 Chihuahuas, 11 sharks, 13 horses, 997 Huskies, 1 wolf, 2 foxes, 4 mongooses, 15 ferrets, 180 goldfish, 50 stingrays, an ant farm, 800 hermit crabs, 30 frogs, 25 salamanders, 37 geckos, 39 newts, 70 iguanas, 45 snakes, and 18 children at the shelter?

You should call pets mart and ask them, do turtles pike pizza because in the ninja turtle movie said they do.😂

So I said: Good afternoon, can I have everything you own, plus a golden retriever, a Labrador, an Australian Shepherd, A Dachshund, a Chihuahua, a Jack Russell Terrier, A Mastiff, AND! THE MOST IMPORTANT THING OF THEM ALL...
THE Turtlees!
And they stayed calm and said: I am sorry, we do not have any turtles right now but you can get a flyer leaflet on how to take care of a turtle.
Me: Could you please give the phone to John.
Pause
OI!
WHY YOU WANT ME!
YOU
Time to hang up

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39 Call a beauty salon and ask "can I buy 2 crates of lipstick because I want to smother it all over my lips" and say, "uggh", you know, like," uggh!" then see if they really try to sell you some.

I tried this on a local business and they said I had to make a special order!

Nice! So funny, especially the "uggh" part!

This one is funny but I don't think it will work usually they hang up

I don't like the prank. I think it is stupid and useless

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40 Call Aflac and ask for Jake from State Farm

I told this to my sister and she said, "is that where jake from state farm is from? " I replied, "no dumbass he's from state farm

Lol

This is'nt that funny

Honestly, this was the best the guy even did the Aflac

duck thing

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41 Call a restaurant that does not serve American food and file a complaint because they do not serve American food

Love it laugh out loud

I tried this on a italian restaurant and they got so mad

You'd be the one who gets caught. - Animefan12

nice

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42 Accuse Domino's of stealing a secret recipe of Papa Johns.

What if they said let's go to court

43 I have your shipment of weed, where do you want it delivered?

This is absolutely hilarious. Just call a random person ask them where to deliver the weed and they freak out. I called a random person and a little girl answered the phone and she was screaming "mommy, mommy mommy, there's a guy on the phone and wants to know where to put the weed. " The mom was like what. And then the little girl asked the mom "what is weed" lmfao

THIS IS SO FUNNY I CALLED THE PERSON AND THEY WERE ABSOLUTELY FREAKED OUT! I LOVED HOW THEY WERE TOTALLY BAFFLED

Laugh out loud I CALLED THIS PERSON I SAID IT THEY WAS LIKE WHAT WEED! THEY WERE SCARED I WAS CRYING LAUGHING

I never prank call but I have an idea for people who do:

Caller--Did you order five pounds of weed?
Answerer--(something along the lines of NO)
Caller--Oh, well I'll deliver it anyway.
*hang up* - KayleeKicklighter

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44 Call in the summer and start singing Christmas carols.

This isn't as funny as you'd expect in Australia

In Australia it would be winter...

In New Zealand, we have Christmas in the first month of Summer.
So the last month then?

45 I'm looking for (enter name) to confide that I got AIDS when we had sex.

That is not funny you can ruined relationship and marriage is like thatthink before you post!

On the off chance of you actually getting the guys name right you can't ruin a relationship

That's stupid you could seriously ruin a relationship!

madd

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46 I hid the body. Who is the next victim?

Then when the person says"I think you got the wrong number" hang up.

Call back 2 minutes later and say " Heather, I accidently called the wrong number about the body! "

Don't do this! It can actually get you in a lot of trouble.

Yes I would I love prank calling the numbers real numbers

This is awesome

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47 Call a boy and tell him you're pregnant with his child.

This was so funny I did this and the guy started screaming his head off going nuts he actually had had it and said he didn't use a condom and that he already had a wife and 5 kids!

That would be so hilarious. Totally doing this at my sleepover this weekend!

I do this all the time. It's best if you add in some years.

I want to do this so bad

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48 Do you have a large variety of chapsticks?

If they say chapsticks? Then say yes the sticks on your lips

You got that off a YouTube video what

I did this to face values and they said of coarse, WE ARE A BEAUTY STORE!

I'm a big lady and I need something that will make my man go "uungh" LOL - Discord

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49 Call a McDonald's and ask for a salad without the green stuff. They will then try to convince you that they can't do it and then threaten them by asking what the number is for Burger King.

Try it the other way around, call burger king and ask them the question then when they say no, say what your motto is have it your way this is an out rage I DEMAND the phone number to McDonald's.

We don't have a Burger King so this should be good...

LOL This was me:
Me:Hello, may I have a salad without the green stuff?
Person: What?
Me: Can I have a salad without the green stuff? I'm allergic.
Person: Um, maybe... If you come to the restaurant.
I hang up.
LOL

I tried this at a Burger King, they hung up on me when I asked. Then I tried at a Runza, the dude hung up on me. I tried again, and a different guy answered and actually let me "order" along with a Cherry Pepsi! I never actually went though because I don't even like salad! 😂😂😂

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50 Hi this is Sarah from Victoria's Secret, your red fleecy G string is ready for pick up, along with your 30g of Viagra and black strap on.

I did this and it went something like this

Me:hi this is Sara from Victoria's secret your red fleecy G string is ready for pick up along with your 30g of Viagra and black strap on.

Them it was a dude: I didn't order this buts it perfect for my girlfriend We were planning to have sex tomorrow I'll go pick it up if you have some I'll also take a red lace bra and a red lace pair of panties

Me:ok we have that it will be ready at 1:00 today thank you I hope you have fun having sex

Him :I will thanks bye I'll see you with the next order

My friend and I had actually used this situation in prank calls often, in which one victim was furious after finding out the news. And actually shouted at her 20 year old daughter, suspecting that she ordered the items.

It's the best. You need to try this.
❤ - K

This is brilliant! Used it on my boyfriend, he freaked out. He was like what?! Then I told him it was me, he reaction was hilarious!

My friend and I called two guys, one of them said he ordered an edible g-string, and the other said he ordered a purple dildo for his
mother. it was a really funny experience and I would definitely use this again

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1. Call Petsmart and when they answer, say 'Hear me roar like a mountain lion!', then try to to it.
2. Call a hotel in Hawaii with bad ratings and ask questions about their rooms, like how many they have and the types of beds and stuff.
3. Call a pizza shop and when they answer, say, "your pizza burned the tongue right off my daughter, you jerk you better pay for a new one!" and hang up.
Esmae
1. Use a real bad Chinese accent and say "we sell egg rolls! $20 for one egg roll! Egg rolls! egg rolls! You buy egg roll or we hunt you down!"
2. Call a business and start screaming in a horrible accent, "I've came here 20 times and manager told me that I could get coupon and I didn't get coupon and I have such sad life and whyyyyy!" (sob sob)
3. Why did you hang up on me?
PianoQueen
1. Is Mister Wall there? No. How about Misses Wall? No. Then what's holding up your ceiling?
2. Ask for some random person and then hang up when you are told you have the wrong number. Call back later with a disguised accent, and say you're [insert name used earlier] and ask if there are any messages for you.
3. Where do babies come from?
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