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Lolz I dialed on *67 to this random person and said:
Me: "Hello, is Mr. Wall there, please? "
Person: "There is no Mr. Wall here, sorry"
Me: "Can I speak with Mrs. Wall then, please? "
Person: "Mrs. Wall does not live here. "
Me: "Well, can I speak with Harry Wall, please? "
Person: "There is no one here by that name, either. Sorry. "
Me: "Are there any Walls there? "
Person: "No, there are no walls here. Sorry. "
Me: "Then may I ask what's holding up your house? "
I was LMAO!
This is so fun my sister and I try it on a lot of people and for some reason they still stay on the phone with us but of course we did change the ending just a teeny bit laugh out loud keep on prankin
haha how funny I tried that they laughed so hard and so did I
I saw this on sml when Jeffy was on the phone with toys are usV 308 Comments
This is amazing. I called a random person and said that and they started screaming. Then they got really mad cause they beat the challenge. I think she was an icecream freak. Then I told her to go to shiver shack and claim her money there. And it worked.
It was awesome! I tried it on a person and at the end she couldn't even talk, so I just hung up on her!
I tried this and the guy got really mad because he beat the challenge - Norrisofchuck
I loved this I am going to do this for all my callers thank you who ever made this.V 239 Comments
This is the best, start crying to give it effect :')
Laugh out loud Super funny
When some one prank call you try to be hook up with them
Here's another one:
Call someone, play "I'm a crazy weirdo who's calling you" by Parry Gripp, and then hang up.
I did this, and apparently a ACTUALLY called a dude who was getting married and he started swearing saying "MY WIFE WOULD NEVER DO THAT! WE ARE GETTING MARRIED! " I swear I was dying!
Nice I may just change it a little bit but sounds HILARIOUS. I will definitely try it out sometime!
Tried this one on my boyfriend earlier t was so funny he was just like 'what, sorry who is this' it was jokes anyone who hasnt trie it yet you have got to.
Called a Wendy's and the guys is like what time? Can't wait! LMAO!V 56 Comments
Okay, that should be good, I'd really like to try that. Like ask things such as this:
"What color is your refrigerator? "
"Is your room colorful with many ponies and unicorns? "
And the best, "Will you marry me? " Then, hang up.
I am definitely going to try this. The reactions I'm going to get are going to be hilarious! I think I'll make a game out of it and see how many random questions I can ask before they hang up.
I did this on omegle. I tried 2 variations for my school newspaper. I asked the what there name is A. Trey B. Lucile or C. Fred and when they usually said none I hung up. I also delved quite deeply into the worst things people have read on the internet.
Its such a great prankV 85 Comments
I did this, and this is how it went.
Me: Hey, is this Marc?
Them: Um, no, sorry.
Me: Okay, well, if Marc picks up please tell him I ordered shrimp with anchovies and clam soup. Kay?
Them: Uh, well, sure?
Me: Thank you so so much!
5 min later
Me (english accent): Hello, is this Cam?
Them: No! You have the wrong number!
Me: Excuse me, I'm Marc. Any messages for me?
Them: Er, well, yeah, this guy said he ordered shrimp with anchovies and clam soup so.. "
Me: THANK YOU did he mention anything about the body?
Them: Body? No. *hangs up*
laugh out loud!
I did this and this is how it went
Um this is not Jesse.
Is Jesse there?
No this is a wrong number.
Well when you see him can you tell him that his order for Hawaiian pizza with guava rolls and salami is in
1o minutes later
Hey is Pablo there
Are you prank calling me I am called by people randomly
Ok. Thanks for being honest.
Well is Pablo ther?
They ran around the house saying Pablo
My son is not here
Ok I am Jesse
Wait you ordered Hawaiian pizza with guava and um... Salami
This one is fun, but DONT HANG UP when they tell you have the wrong number. Leave a message anyways. Say something like "well if you see FAKE NAME tell him... " and you make up something random and weird. Its hilarious, sometimes they actually pass the message on. - VADERtheIMPALER
Me: Hello? Tommy?
Victim: There's no Tommy, here. I think you have the wrong number.
Me: Oh sorry. But if you see him tell him that I--
Victim: Ok, you're just pranking me. Goodbye [hangs up]
-20 minutes pass-
Me: Hi. are you Max?
Victim: No, no Maxs here.
Me: Oh. I'm Tommy. Did Max leave any messages for me?
Victim: I think so.
Me: What did he say?
Victim: Oh, I forget. I'll call you when I remember.
Me: Oh ok. Please try to quickly.
Me: [hang up]
Two minutes later the victim called me.
Victim: Um, hi, is this Max?
Me: Yeah, why?
Victim: Well, I'd like for you to finish your statement from earlier.
Me: Nah, I'm not going to bother. [hang up]
-2 minutes pass-
Me: What is your home address?
The victim told me his address, for some reason. Then I hung up.
Three minutes later the victim called me.
Victim: Hey, Tommy, so I don't think I'm going to remember...
Me: Well, if that's the ...more
Just tried it on some Jamaican dude and he got all upset
Asked my mom this she say she's at the hospital then laugh her butt off at me while I'm appologising
I did this B4 and the person called us back. The funniest.
Its hillariousV 59 Comments
Hilarious! The best one I've ever heard in my life.
! This should be number 1! Imagine how awkward it would be!...
Me: Excuse me, but where do babies come from?
Random person: Um...who is this?
Me: I'm (insert fake name, just in case).
Random person: Are you a grown-up or a child?
Me: Well, basically, if I'm a grown-up, I'd obviously know where babies come from.
Random person: Why do you want to know?
Me: Well, I just watched The Boss Baby. Have you watched it?
Random person: Um, yeah...?
Me: Good! Anyway, there's the part where the Boss Baby takes Tim to BabyCorp, and Tim asks, "So this is where babies come from? " and the baby's like, "Where did you think? The cabbage patch? Magic fairies? " and Tim says, "Well, my parents told me that..." and he whispers something to the Boss Baby and the baby's like, "Eww! Gross! " I wanna know what Tim whispered. It's obviously disgusting, judging from the baby's reaction, but I love disgusting stuff, so I'm asking you. By the way, are You a grown-up.
Random person: ...more
! I got my friend, Lily with this and she was like "WHAT?! YOU'RE SO GROSS, BRIGETTE! " Hilarious! Definitely doing that one again!
LOL! - andrewteelV 91 Comments
I GOT to try that, that's really funny. I can just imagine what the person will do when they get that call. (confusion probably)
Hahah this is hilarious! Just tired it out and it was so funny
The doctor who in this is amazing
It was so funny when I didet to my bro it's assomeV 21 Comments
I think that the first nine are better because everybody knows this one. I got an idea. Call 2 random people and leave your phones there until they hang up. The 2 people will be confused because they think that one called the other. I forgot where I got that from, but it is funny.
This is so funny this prank call I tryed it on many people you should use it well done to the person who made this up
This joke has been around forever doesn't work
Everyone had heard it
10 out of 10. Would use again.V 62 Comments
You could also say "Or we get the NINJAS! "
This one totally made meee laugh out loud. Just imagining a voice on the phone in that Chinese accent all fast like, going all "EGGROLL! EGGROLL! Wee hunt you DOWN! " That just madness me really want to try this.
Laugh out loud me and my bff tried this and it was so so so funny!
This is awesomeV 58 Comments
Laugh out loud I did this to my BFF and she was like who r you and I was like (random name) and then she was like ooh yeah I found those and got my period yesterday and used them sorry then hung up and called me and was like some random person just called me and was like I left my super super maxi pads at your house and
So I was so freaked out just told them I used them and hung up lmao!
I have so got to try this one, even though I'm a guy, this would be hilarious! So calling random people tonight! HAHA!
I'm trying it that's gonna be so funny. I have tried this I hope you enjoy it. In a weird hard to understand accent say hello is marc there(but don't pause keep on talking) tell him he can't keep leaving his pants at my house my boyfriend/husband almost noticed ill see you tonight and forget your pants on your way over
I did this one to McDonalds and the response was hilariousV 42 Comments
This is so funny!
Me: Is this McDonald's?
Them: Yes it is.
Me: I'd like to order a sad meal.
Them: What kind of meal?
Me: A sad meal.
Them: Sad meal? Sorry, we don't have sad meals.
The could not understand me & it was really funny!
Haha I called an he was like "SIR! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?
When I was a kid I made up something called the "scary meal" where you were served rotten/moldy food.V 17 Comments
Seriously dude, if your worried about being mean, why are you even on this site? What the heck
I did this once, and the people there were just like, "This is also a Wendy's. Order your food please! "
That's kinda mean
So I called and asked why their yelp ratings were so low and this is how it went:
Them: Hello, this is McDonalds. How may I help you.
Me: I was on yelp and I saw that your ratings were only 2 stars. Why is that?
Them: Have a good day!
I tried it, so funny! Here's how it went:
Me: Hi! It's Stacy from fat zap would you like me to zap away your fat?
Person: Uh... Well, that would be amazing but-
Me: Great! Ready? 3, 2, 1, and... Abra Kadabra Alakazam! Zap!
Me: You have offcially lost... 23 pounds!
Person: Uh, well... Great...
Me: Great indeed! For further information on what this is, please visit I just pranked you dot com!
Hi, remember me, I still love you.. I left something at you house, yes you know me.
Laugh out loud so funny I have to do this!
I did this to a person, and this is how it went out (i used a different name, because I am male)
Me: Hello, this is Alex from fat zap would you like me to zap your fat away? Do you have any questions on this process?
Other Person, Who is actually a child: No thanks, I am underweight for my age. (Hangs up.)
This child said it so quickly and calmly that I was so puzzled when he hang up. - MaxAurelius
This is funnyV 16 Comments
I DID THIS AND STAYED ON THE PHONE! They were like OH MY GOD! And she dropped the phone and I heard her running! ! And she came back and said hello? boy's bathroom or girl's then I hung up HAHAA
So funny I did it while I was in a McDonald's and the person behind the counter just yelled out FIRE FIRE TORNADO and everyone ran out of McDonald's and this guy came out of the ladies room with just underwear on and the person behind the counter was life your welcome air I just had you get unstuck from the toilet
I did this to my dad and said "i'm STUCK ON YOUR TOILET! " And hung up. I was as an unknown number and he didn't know it was me.
LolV 46 Comments
This is hilarious I tried this one they were screaming " I WON! " laugh out loud!
People get so exited, I just talked with somebodies parents about their concert! These teens are so happy! Laughing out loud!
I called someone and they were like "hello" I was like "hi this is radio Disney, you just won three tickets to see one direction live. you just need to answer this survey in order to win. are you ready to start? " they were like "NO! SHUT YOUR MOUTH! BYE!
Once they said One Direction, I would hang up. Ew.V 80 Comments
I tried this once, the lady also had an accent but she had no clue what I was saying. We started yelling at her for a coupon for the salon.
Cracked up at this one
This one is so funny. - Powerfulgirl10
GREATV 3 Comments
I did this last year, this was super hilarious! A definite must-do for anybody who likes a good laugh over the phone with unsuspecting suckers! Enjoy this, and remember to hide your number!
So funny but then the woman ( family friend) called my parents
This seems really mean
Really funnyV 5 Comments
If I do this I mean it's worth it but if I prank call pets mart I will get in a lot of trouble
We said hear me roar like a mountain and she said WHAT! We tried to say it again but we couldn't stop laughing.
I said the same thing except I did another sound:
Me: Hear me roar like a mountain! meow
The person: What... - AlphaQ
Ask how many different kinds of bugs are in each room
Call someone and say I got my period and I don't know to do. I really need you
That's stupid what if you don't bag there number
Is this room have stop d people
The best thing is that when you do call, they look down at their phone and make its not actually Siri! (I did this about 20 feet away from a person.)
Ooh this sounds good lol
This is the best
Guy : um hello, who is this?
Me : I Am Siri.
Guy : Siri?
Me : Yes? What would you like to ask?
Guy : Nothing. How did you call me?
Me : Calling Mi..
Guy : No! No. Cancel the call Siri!
Me : Cancelled.
Guy : I didn’t call you.
Me : calling Yu.
Guy : HOLY GOD CANCEL CANCEL
Me : the holy god is the -
Guy : I KNOW WHO HE IS.
Me : adding Hi to your caller list, would you like to call Hi?
Guy : Umm..no thanks. Can you stop calling me?
Me : deleting Mi from your caller list
Guy : No! That was my girlfriend!
Me : calling Your Girlfriend
Guy : NO! don't!
Me : sorry, I didn’t catch that.
( His girl answers and he hangs up on her )
Me : you have one text message from “ my girlfriend “ would you like me to read it?
Guy : well okay.
Me : we are breaking up expect to die tonight ( hangs up ) - DaringXx
I did this
They'd be like no it didn't then you could go rage mode on him
LOL (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ - B0S5J4M3S
The recieving persons reaction is the same as my reaction. "What..?
I did this and the guy just played along saying I did lmao. I was saying I'm going to call him tomorrow to come and pick it up. Then I started hinting we would have sex when I come. It was pretty funny that he played along the whole time.
I did this on my friend Lena and so her boyfriend was part of it so when he walked out of the room without his phone I called him so lena picked up and I gave her no time to speak and I was like hey did I leave my underwear in your room last night and they got in such a bad argument it was so funny when ant the end he told her it was a prank.
This is a amazing I done it on my boy best friend and he had the massive shock of his life
That's a awesome one! LMAOV 8 Comments
This is actually funny. - KayleeKicklighter
You are an accident
That’s the best one everV 1 Comment
This one is so old, best trick to wiggle off telemarketers
I did this to my local mcdnalds and I said what 3 times and then the guy said OH SHUT UP WILL YOU!
Yes. I did this to 118118 if you know what it is. They were like sorry, I didn't understand your inquiry. This was very weird and my classmates and I were laughing so much that my teacher came up to us. My friends said that she was ordering some pizza at Pizza Hut. We were laughing even more then.
Not a bad idea thanks
Oldest 1 in the book
pizzaV 1 Comment
I tried this and the lady almost sounded sorry for me.
Me:Happy birthday to you...happy birthday to you-
Me: happy birthday dear Katy, happy birthday to you!
Her: Oh, I'm so sorry sweetie, I hate to tell you that I'm not Katie...
Me: You're not? Where is she? Are you her mother?
Her: Um, no...This is Samantha. I think you may have the wrong number. I'm so, so sorry..What number did you call?
Me: Oh, um, you know what, I'll just go back and look again..
(I completely forgot the number I dialed)
Her: Okay, honey. I hope you find Katy! Have a nice day!
The funniest prank call idea ever!
I apparently called a hospital and she said thanks and all, but I heard her yell, "SECURITY! " Then I hung ul
Me: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! "
Person: "Who is this? "
Me: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! "
Person: Who are you?
Me: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO STEVE!
Me: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUU!
Person: This is Claire's, miss. -hangs up- - Emberflight_of_StormClan
Call a pizza place and say can I have a cheese pizza without the cheese and see what they say
My dad works for dominos and when I did this he answered and when he got home he told me about it and I started laughing and he realized it was MEEE! - CodaMarie
This was so funny, I nearly pissed myself, do it do it do it!
This was so funny! We had like a full conversation too. Lmfao hilarious!
Instead of dominos we called Greco and it went like this:
Us: hello can we have the number for Pizza Hut?
Worker: sorry that's 1-800-crappypizza.
We hung up and died laughing.
My friend is always saying her life sucks so this was the best way to prank her
It said no thanks sir please put me on your do not call list my life is good
Messaging this one is better than calling them. - Animefan12
Leave a message if they don't pick up.
No this is Patrick - bravenwolfzx
If they say "no this is patrick" then id be done, they would have pranked me - EliHbk
I did this to Pizza Hut and the manager answers the phone I was like hello is this the Krusty crab and the manger said no it's Pizza Hut so I said o my god I'm being kid napped so get me a pizza haha try it lol!
I love thisV 13 Comments
Lol I'm gonna do it and post it on youtube
Or order Taco Bell food from McDonald's. - Powerfulgirl10
If u call McDonald's and order food from Burger King they would say they don't have it there they have it at Burger King that is the best thing to do. But how about they still give it to u
dumbV 2 Comments
I did this and they were like this pizza I have little puppy chihuahua but we no eat I started screaming down the phone and he was like oh sorry call again soon
I done this one and it was pretty funny :) x
I tried this on my gradma
They'd be angry at you. - Animefan12
AWESOME LOVE LITTLE BRITTEN
This is funny as hell, and it worked
Me: Are you PetSmart?
Me: Can I order 50 bags of Meow Mix, 23 turtles, 12 chinchillas, 9 monkeys, 7 otters, 6 panthers, a goose that lays golden eggs, 1,000 gift cards, 8 mice, 10 rats, 101 Dalmatians, 300 German Shepherds, 220 Chihuahuas, 11 sharks, 13 horses, 997 Huskies, 1 wolf, 2 foxes, 4 mongooses, 15 ferrets, 180 goldfish, 50 stingrays, an ant farm, 800 hermit crabs, 30 frogs, 25 salamanders, 37 geckos, 39 newts, 70 iguanas, 45 snakes, and 18 children at the shelter?
So I said: Good afternoon, can I have everything you own, plus a golden retriever, a Labrador, an Australian Shepherd, A Dachshund, a Chihuahua, a Jack Russell Terrier, A Mastiff, AND! THE MOST IMPORTANT THING OF THEM ALL...
And they stayed calm and said: I am sorry, we do not have any turtles right now but you can get a flyer leaflet on how to take care of a turtle.
Me: Could you please give the phone to John.
WHY YOU WANT ME!
Time to hang up
I tried this on a local business and they said I had to make a special order!
Nice! So funny, especially the "uggh" part!
This one is funny but I don't think it will work usually they hang up
I don't like the prank. I think it is stupid and uselessV 1 Comment
I told this to my sister and she said, "is that where jake from state farm is from? " I replied, "no dumbass he's from state farm
This is'nt that funny
Honestly, this was the best the guy even did the Aflac
Love it laugh out loud
I tried this on a italian restaurant and they got so mad
You'd be the one who gets caught. - Animefan12
niceV 5 Comments
What if they said let's go to court
This is absolutely hilarious. Just call a random person ask them where to deliver the weed and they freak out. I called a random person and a little girl answered the phone and she was screaming "mommy, mommy mommy, there's a guy on the phone and wants to know where to put the weed. " The mom was like what. And then the little girl asked the mom "what is weed" lmfao
THIS IS SO FUNNY I CALLED THE PERSON AND THEY WERE ABSOLUTELY FREAKED OUT! I LOVED HOW THEY WERE TOTALLY BAFFLED
Laugh out loud I CALLED THIS PERSON I SAID IT THEY WAS LIKE WHAT WEED! THEY WERE SCARED I WAS CRYING LAUGHING
I never prank call but I have an idea for people who do:
Caller--Did you order five pounds of weed?
Answerer--(something along the lines of NO)
Caller--Oh, well I'll deliver it anyway.
*hang up* - KayleeKicklighter
This isn't as funny as you'd expect in Australia
In Australia it would be winter...
In New Zealand, we have Christmas in the first month of Summer.
So the last month then?
That is not funny you can ruined relationship and marriage is like thatthink before you post!
On the off chance of you actually getting the guys name right you can't ruin a relationship
That's stupid you could seriously ruin a relationship!
maddV 4 Comments
Try it the other way around, call burger king and ask them the question then when they say no, say what your motto is have it your way this is an out rage I DEMAND the phone number to McDonald's.
We don't have a Burger King so this should be good...
LOL This was me:
Me:Hello, may I have a salad without the green stuff?
Me: Can I have a salad without the green stuff? I'm allergic.
Person: Um, maybe... If you come to the restaurant.
I hang up.
I actually placed that order! I’m not going to pick it up though.. I LOVE LETTUCE AND ITS 1:30 IN THE MORNING! I feel bad she was so nice😂😂V 3 Comments
If they say chapsticks? Then say yes the sticks on your lips
You got that off a YouTube video what
I did this to face values and they said of coarse, WE ARE A BEAUTY STORE!
I'm a big lady and I need something that will make my man go "uungh" LOL - DiscordV 1 Comment
Then when the person says"I think you got the wrong number" hang up.
Call back 2 minutes later and say " Heather, I accidently called the wrong number about the body! "
Don't do this! It can actually get you in a lot of trouble.
Yes I would I love prank calling the numbers real numbers
This is awesomeV 8 Comments
That would be so hilarious. Totally doing this at my sleepover this weekend!
This was so funny I did this and the guy started screaming his head off going nuts he actually had had it and said he didn't use a condom and that he already had a wife and 5 kids!
I do this all the time. It's best if you add in some years.
LolV 10 Comments
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2. Call a hotel in Hawaii with bad ratings and ask questions about their rooms, like how many they have and the types of beds and stuff.
3. Call a pizza shop and when they answer, say, "your pizza burned the tongue right off my daughter, you jerk you better pay for a new one!" and hang up.
2. Call a business and start screaming in a horrible accent, "I've came here 20 times and manager told me that I could get coupon and I didn't get coupon and I have such sad life and whyyyyy!" (sob sob)
3. Why did you hang up on me?
2. Ask for some random person and then hang up when you are told you have the wrong number. Call back later with a disguised accent, and say you're [insert name used earlier] and ask if there are any messages for you.
3. Where do babies come from?
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