Top 10 Best Prank Call Ideas

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The Top Ten

1 Is Mister Wall there? No. How about Misses Wall? No. Then what's holding up your ceiling?

Lolz I dialed on *67 to this random person and said:
Me: "Hello, is Mr. Wall there, please? "
Person: "There is no Mr. Wall here, sorry"
Me: "Can I speak with Mrs. Wall then, please? "
Person: "Mrs. Wall does not live here. "
Me: "Well, can I speak with Harry Wall, please? "
Person: "There is no one here by that name, either. Sorry. "
Me: "Are there any Walls there? "
Person: "No, there are no walls here. Sorry. "
Me: "Then may I ask what's holding up your house? "
I was LMAO!

This is so fun my sister and I try it on a lot of people and for some reason they still stay on the phone with us but of course we did change the ending just a teeny bit laugh out loud keep on prankin

haha how funny I tried that they laughed so hard and so did I

Call 918-913-5502

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2 Say "Hi this is Jenny from 31 Flavors, if you can name 31 Flavors in 31 seconds you can win 31 thousand dollars, ready go!!" super fast and peppy.

This is amazing. I called a random person and said that and they started screaming. Then they got really mad cause they beat the challenge. I think she was an icecream freak. Then I told her to go to shiver shack and claim her money there. And it worked.

It was awesome! I tried it on a person and at the end she couldn't even talk, so I just hung up on her!

I tried this and the guy got really mad because he beat the challenge - Norrisofchuck

Lol

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3 Why did you hang up on me?

This is the best, start crying to give it effect :')

Laugh out loud Super funny

When some one prank call you try to be hook up with them

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON EVER TO NOT HANG UP ON ME

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4 Ask if they will confirm their order of exotic Mexican dancers for a bachelor party.

I did this, and apparently a ACTUALLY called a dude who was getting married and he started swearing saying "MY WIFE WOULD NEVER DO THAT! WE ARE GETTING MARRIED! " I swear I was dying!

Nice I may just change it a little bit but sounds HILARIOUS. I will definitely try it out sometime!

Tried this one on my boyfriend earlier t was so funny he was just like 'what, sorry who is this' it was jokes anyone who hasnt trie it yet you have got to.

So good!

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5 Claim you are doing a survey and then ask random and hilarious questions.

Okay, that should be good, I'd really like to try that. Like ask things such as this:
"What color is your refrigerator? "
"Is your room colorful with many ponies and unicorns? "
And the best, "Will you marry me? " Then, hang up.

I am definitely going to try this. The reactions I'm going to get are going to be hilarious! I think I'll make a game out of it and see how many random questions I can ask before they hang up.

I did this on omegle. I tried 2 variations for my school newspaper. I asked the what there name is A. Trey B. Lucile or C. Fred and when they usually said none I hung up. I also delved quite deeply into the worst things people have read on the internet.

This worked I asked someone to Mary me and they said yes and the man was like 56 years old

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6 Ask for some random person and then hang up when you are told you have the wrong number. Call back later with a disguised accent, and say you're [insert name used earlier] and ask if there are any messages for you.

I did this, and this is how it went.

Me: Hey, is this Marc?
Them: Um, no, sorry.
Me: Okay, well, if Marc picks up please tell him I ordered shrimp with anchovies and clam soup. Kay?
Them: Uh, well, sure?
Me: Thank you so so much!

5 min later

Me (english accent): Hello, is this Cam?
Them: No! You have the wrong number!
Me: Excuse me, I'm Marc. Any messages for me?
Them: Er, well, yeah, this guy said he ordered shrimp with anchovies and clam soup so.. "
Me: THANK YOU did he mention anything about the body?
Them: Body? No. *hangs up*

laugh out loud!

I did this and this is how it went

Hi Jesse
Um this is not Jesse.
Is Jesse there?
No this is a wrong number.
Well when you see him can you tell him that his order for Hawaiian pizza with guava rolls and salami is in
Um ok

1o minutes later

Hey is Pablo there
Are you prank calling me I am called by people randomly
No.
Ok. Thanks for being honest.
Well is Pablo ther?
They ran around the house saying Pablo
My son is not here
Ok I am Jesse
Wait you ordered Hawaiian pizza with guava and um... Salami

This one is fun, but DONT HANG UP when they tell you have the wrong number. Leave a message anyways. Say something like "well if you see FAKE NAME tell him... " and you make up something random and weird. Its hilarious, sometimes they actually pass the message on. - VADERtheIMPALER

Lol I'm going to do that to someone and ask for "Bob Butts"

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7 Hmm, yes I ordered a pizza an hour ago and I want to know when it's coming.

Just tried it on some Jamaican dude and he got all upset

Asked my mom this she say she's at the hospital then laugh her butt off at me while I'm appologising

I did this B4 and the person called us back. The funniest.

mad

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8 Say "You are the weakest link" and hang up.

I GOT to try that, that's really funny. I can just imagine what the person will do when they get that call. (confusion probably)

Hahah this is hilarious! Just tired it out and it was so funny

The doctor who in this is amazing

It was cute and fluffy

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9 Where do babies come from?

Hilarious! The best one I've ever heard in my life.

! I got my friend, Lily with this and she was like "WHAT?! YOU'RE SO GROSS, BRIGETTE! " Hilarious! Definitely doing that one again!

I always use this one. It is so hilarious!

I am going to do this

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10 Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Well you better go and catch it.

I think that the first nine are better because everybody knows this one. I got an idea. Call 2 random people and leave your phones there until they hang up. The 2 people will be confused because they think that one called the other. I forgot where I got that from, but it is funny.

This is so funny this prank call I tryed it on many people you should use it well done to the person who made this up

This joke has been around forever doesn't work
Everyone had heard it

So funny

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The Newcomers

? Hello, it's the bank. You owe us a million dollars from your last credit card. Have a nice day!

This one is ssso funny

? "Hello, do you have Prince Edward in a can." "Yes?" "Well you better let him out!"

My sixty year old grandma used this for the drugstore when she was younger. By the way Prince Edward in can is tobacco. - Lucretia

The Contenders

11 Hey, it's Jennifer. I left my super duper maxi pads at your house. If you could return them, that would be great. I have major leakage. Thanks.

Laugh out loud I did this to my BFF and she was like who r you and I was like (random name) and then she was like ooh yeah I found those and got my period yesterday and used them sorry then hung up and called me and was like some random person just called me and was like I left my super super maxi pads at your house and
So I was so freaked out just told them I used them and hung up lmao!

I have so got to try this one, even though I'm a guy, this would be hilarious! So calling random people tonight! HAHA!

I'm trying it that's gonna be so funny. I have tried this I hope you enjoy it. In a weird hard to understand accent say hello is marc there(but don't pause keep on talking) tell him he can't keep leaving his pants at my house my boyfriend/husband almost noticed ill see you tonight and forget your pants on your way over

AMAZING!

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12 Use a real bad Chinese accent and say "we sell egg rolls! $20 for one egg roll! Egg rolls! egg rolls! You buy egg roll or we hunt you down!"

You could also say "Or we get the NINJAS! "

This one totally made meee laugh out loud. Just imagining a voice on the phone in that Chinese accent all fast like, going all "EGGROLL! EGGROLL! Wee hunt you DOWN! " That just madness me really want to try this.

Laugh out loud me and my bff tried this and it was so so so funny!

God this is crazy good.

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13 Hi it's Stacy from fat zap would you like me to zap your fat away? Do you have any questions on this process?

I tried it, so funny! Here's how it went:

Me: Hi! It's Stacy from fat zap would you like me to zap away your fat?

Person: Uh... Well, that would be amazing but-
Me: Great! Ready? 3, 2, 1, and... Abra Kadabra Alakazam! Zap!

Person:...

Me: You have offcially lost... 23 pounds!

Person: Uh, well... Great...

Me: Great indeed! For further information on what this is, please visit I just pranked you dot com!

Hi, remember me, I still love you.. I left something at you house, yes you know me.

Laugh out loud so funny I have to do this!

It was so funny we said it and they said they are in shape then they said round is a shape right and I had to hang up because I was laughing so much

funny

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14 Call McDonald's and say "Hi I'm stuck in one of your toilets and need help getting out because I'm a paraplegic" then yell "HURRY UP MY CHEESEBURGER IS GOING COLD"

I DID THIS AND STAYED ON THE PHONE! They were like OH MY GOD! And she dropped the phone and I heard her running! ! And she came back and said hello? boy's bathroom or girl's then I hung up HAHAA

So funny I did it while I was in a McDonald's and the person behind the counter just yelled out FIRE FIRE TORNADO and everyone ran out of McDonald's and this guy came out of the ladies room with just underwear on and the person behind the counter was life your welcome air I just had you get unstuck from the toilet

I did this to my dad and said "i'm STUCK ON YOUR TOILET! " And hung up. I was as an unknown number and he didn't know it was me.

I think it's a hilarious idea!

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15 Hi this is Radio Disney, you just won 3 tickets to see One Direction Live at (insert Stadium). You just need to answer this survey in order to win. Are you ready to start? [Hang up]

This is hilarious I tried this one they were screaming " I WON! " laugh out loud!

People get so exited, I just talked with somebodies parents about their concert! These teens are so happy! Laughing out loud!

I called someone and they were like "hello" I was like "hi this is radio Disney, you just won three tickets to see one direction live. you just need to answer this survey in order to win. are you ready to start? " they were like "NO! SHUT YOUR MOUTH! BYE!

great

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16 Call a business and start screaming in a horrible accent, "I've came here 20 times and manager told me that I could get coupon and I didn't get coupon and I have such sad life and whyyyyy!" (sob sob)

I tried this once, the lady also had an accent but she had no clue what I was saying. We started yelling at her for a coupon for the salon.

Cracked up at this one

This one is so funny. - Powerfulgirl10

Lol

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17 Call up an elderly lady pretending to be the local supermarket and try to sell some cheese. While selling cheese ask when she will come and collect the diapers she ordered because you're concerned about her bladder problem. Then sell cheese again.

I did this last year, this was super hilarious! A definite must-do for anybody who likes a good laugh over the phone with unsuspecting suckers! Enjoy this, and remember to hide your number!

So funny but then the woman ( family friend) called my parents

Best one on the list. Used on my great aunt it went wonderfully.

Really funny

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18 Call Petsmart and when they answer, say 'Hear me roar like a mountain lion!', then try to to it.

If I do this I mean it's worth it but if I prank call pets mart I will get in a lot of trouble

We said hear me roar like a mountain and she said WHAT! We tried to say it again but we couldn't stop laughing.

BAHA YES

I said the same thing except I did another sound:

Me: Hear me roar like a mountain! meow
The person: What... - AlphaQ

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19 Call a hotel in Hawaii with bad ratings and ask questions about their rooms, like how many they have and the types of beds and stuff.

Ask how many different kinds of bugs are in each room

Call someone and say I got my period and I don't know to do. I really need you

That's stupid what if you don't bag there number

Is this room have stop d people

20 Call a random number and pretend you are Siri

The best thing is that when you do call, they look down at their phone and make its not actually Siri! (I did this about 20 feet away from a person.)

I did it to pf changs and that person got so mad at me

THIS IS SO FUNNY MY PRANK FREAKED THIS PERSON OUT

Oh.My.God. YESS! PERFECT 4 PRANK CALLS! AHAHA

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1. Call Petsmart and when they answer, say 'Hear me roar like a mountain lion!', then try to to it.
2. Call a hotel in Hawaii with bad ratings and ask questions about their rooms, like how many they have and the types of beds and stuff.
3. Call a pizza shop and when they answer, say, "your pizza burned the tongue right off my daughter, you jerk you better pay for a new one!" and hang up.
Esmae
1. Use a real bad Chinese accent and say "we sell egg rolls! $20 for one egg roll! Egg rolls! egg rolls! You buy egg roll or we hunt you down!"
2. Call a business and start screaming in a horrible accent, "I've came here 20 times and manager told me that I could get coupon and I didn't get coupon and I have such sad life and whyyyyy!" (sob sob)
3. Why did you hang up on me?
PianoQueen
1. Is Mister Wall there? No. How about Misses Wall? No. Then what's holding up your ceiling?
2. Ask for some random person and then hang up when you are told you have the wrong number. Call back later with a disguised accent, and say you're [insert name used earlier] and ask if there are any messages for you.
3. Where do babies come from?
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