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Lolz I dialed on *67 to this random person and said:
Me: "Hello, is Mr. Wall there, please? "
Person: "There is no Mr. Wall here, sorry"
Me: "Can I speak with Mrs. Wall then, please? "
Person: "Mrs. Wall does not live here. "
Me: "Well, can I speak with Harry Wall, please? "
Person: "There is no one here by that name, either. Sorry. "
Me: "Are there any Walls there? "
Person: "No, there are no walls here. Sorry. "
Me: "Then may I ask what's holding up your house? "
I was LMAO!
This is so fun my sister and I try it on a lot of people and for some reason they still stay on the phone with us but of course we did change the ending just a teeny bit laugh out loud keep on prankin
haha how funny I tried that they laughed so hard and so did I
It was pretty good but I think they would hang up by then
This is amazing. I called a random person and said that and they started screaming. Then they got really mad cause they beat the challenge. I think she was an icecream freak. Then I told her to go to shiver shack and claim her money there. And it worked.
It was awesome! I tried it on a person and at the end she couldn't even talk, so I just hung up on her!
I tried this and the guy got really mad because he beat the challenge - Norrisofchuck
I'll try it on my EX FRIEND MOLLY I still have her #
This is the best, start crying to give it effect :')
Laugh out loud Super funny
When some one prank call you try to be hook up with them
My friend and I did this to a restaurant and the guy who answered took seven minutes to tell me that I was beautiful and wasn't worth the guy who "hung up on me". It was so cute and then he said that I sound beautiful and to call back with anymore problems of mine. That made our day.
I did this, and this is how it went.
Me: Hey, is this Marc?
Them: Um, no, sorry.
Me: Okay, well, if Marc picks up please tell him I ordered shrimp with anchovies and clam soup. Kay?
Them: Uh, well, sure?
Me: Thank you so so much!
5 min later
Me (english accent): Hello, is this Cam?
Them: No! You have the wrong number!
Me: Excuse me, I'm Marc. Any messages for me?
Them: Er, well, yeah, this guy said he ordered shrimp with anchovies and clam soup so.. "
Me: THANK YOU did he mention anything about the body?
Them: Body? No. *hangs up*
laugh out loud!
I did this and this is how it went
Um this is not Jesse.
Is Jesse there?
No this is a wrong number.
Well when you see him can you tell him that his order for Hawaiian pizza with guava rolls and salami is in
1o minutes later
Hey is Pablo there
Are you prank calling me I am called by people randomly
Ok. Thanks for being honest.
Well is Pablo ther?
They ran around the house saying Pablo
My son is not here
Ok I am Jesse
Wait you ordered Hawaiian pizza with guava and um... Salami
This one is fun, but DONT HANG UP when they tell you have the wrong number. Leave a message anyways. Say something like "well if you see FAKE NAME tell him... " and you make up something random and weird. Its hilarious, sometimes they actually pass the message on. - VADERtheIMPALER
This was a horrible idea but I hate you
Okay, that should be good, I'd really like to try that. Like ask things such as this:
"What color is your refrigerator? "
"Is your room colorful with many ponies and unicorns? "
And the best, "Will you marry me? " Then, hang up.
I am definitely going to try this. The reactions I'm going to get are going to be hilarious! I think I'll make a game out of it and see how many random questions I can ask before they hang up.
"What is your pet llama's favorite food? "
"Uh, I own a dog and not a llama."
"Catch up with the times! "
"Have yo dreamed about any rocks lately? "
"Man, your responses are weird! Do you have insanity disorder? "
Hey thanks again to my girlfriend creampie
I did this, and apparently a ACTUALLY called a dude who was getting married and he started swearing saying "MY WIFE WOULD NEVER DO THAT! WE ARE GETTING MARRIED! " I swear I was dying!
Nice I may just change it a little bit but sounds HILARIOUS. I will definitely try it out sometime!
Tried this one on my boyfriend earlier t was so funny he was just like 'what, sorry who is this' it was jokes anyone who hasnt trie it yet you have got to.
LOL Haha I did that to my boyfriend and he went crazy he said " Miracle would not do this" He asked me I was like "wut"
Just tried it on some Jamaican dude and he got all upset
Asked my mom this she say she's at the hospital then laugh her butt off at me while I'm appologising
I tried this and this happened
Me:ah yes I ordered a pizza like a hour ago... I want to know when it is coming.
Person:oh it is already been eaten..
Me:*laughs so hard*
Person: bye... Weirdo
I did this B4 and the person called us back. The funniest.
Hilarious! The best one I've ever heard in my life.
! This should be number 1! Imagine how awkward it would be!...
Me: Excuse me, but where do babies come from?
Random person: Um...who is this?
Me: I'm (insert fake name, just in case).
Random person: Are you a grown-up or a child?
Me: Well, basically, if I'm a grown-up, I'd obviously know where babies come from.
Random person: Why do you want to know?
Me: Well, I just watched The Boss Baby. Have you watched it?
Random person: Um, yeah...?
Me: Good! Anyway, there's the part where the Boss Baby takes Tim to BabyCorp, and Tim asks, "So this is where babies come from? " and the baby's like, "Where did you think? The cabbage patch? Magic fairies? " and Tim says, "Well, my parents told me that..." and he whispers something to the Boss Baby and the baby's like, "Eww! Gross! " I wanna know what Tim whispered. It's obviously disgusting, judging from the baby's reaction, but I love disgusting stuff, so I'm asking you. By the way, are You a grown-up.
Random person: ...more
! I got my friend, Lily with this and she was like "WHAT?! YOU'RE SO GROSS, BRIGETTE! " Hilarious! Definitely doing that one again!
God created babies in their mothers womb!
I GOT to try that, that's really funny. I can just imagine what the person will do when they get that call. (confusion probably)
Hahah this is hilarious! Just tired it out and it was so funny
The doctor who in this is amazing
I NEED to try this. - LonelyNoodle5
I'm Chinese but I don't have a Chinese accent.
Why am I so miserable.
I am Asian and I already have a Chinese accent!
Lol why do I have to use a Chinese accent when I already have one! Lol
" HERRO? Re Sell Egg roe! 20 dorra for one egg roe! Egg roes! egg roes! You buy one egg roe or we hunt you down! DON'T LAUGHING! "
This is hilarious I tried this one they were screaming " I WON! " laugh out loud!
This was so funny I tried it on my aunt and she screamed out I WON WIN WINNED AND Then lol
Best joke evaaa
People get so exited, I just talked with somebodies parents about their concert! These teens are so happy! Laughing out loud!
I DID THIS AND STAYED ON THE PHONE! They were like OH MY GOD! And she dropped the phone and I heard her running! ! And she came back and said hello? boy's bathroom or girl's then I hung up HAHAA
I called them and they said
"If your going to stay on the phone we are going to call the cops."
I freaked out and immediately hung up lol
Lol I called Wendy's and the girl was like "You're...you're stuck? " then she hung up and then other lady I called was like "Calm down, calm down" lol - missyweirdo
So funny I did it while I was in a McDonald's and the person behind the counter just yelled out FIRE FIRE TORNADO and everyone ran out of McDonald's and this guy came out of the ladies room with just underwear on and the person behind the counter was life your welcome air I just had you get unstuck from the toilet
I think that the first nine are better because everybody knows this one. I got an idea. Call 2 random people and leave your phones there until they hang up. The 2 people will be confused because they think that one called the other. I forgot where I got that from, but it is funny.
This is so funny this prank call I tryed it on many people you should use it well done to the person who made this up
This joke has been around forever doesn't work
Everyone had heard it
The classics never go out of style. - RoseWeasley
I tried this once, the lady also had an accent but she had no clue what I was saying. We started yelling at her for a coupon for the salon.
Cracked up at this one
This one is so funny. - Powerfulgirl10
LOL so funny I tried this and they hung up
If I do this I mean it's worth it but if I prank call pets mart I will get in a lot of trouble
We said hear me roar like a mountain and she said WHAT! We tried to say it again but we couldn't stop laughing.
Lol this worked so well! This is what happend:
Man: Petsmart this is Justin
Me: Hear me roar like a mountain lion
Man: Um I don't hear anything
*i was actually in Petsmart so I roared
Man: THE ANIMALS ARE CRYING! Then he hung up lol
I live in hawaii so this ones great!
I called a hotel in Hawaii that had 1 review - MrZebra24
Ask how many different kinds of bugs are in each room
Call someone and say I got my period and I don't know to do. I really need you
This is halarious
Try Hello, tis is the nationtional Cheese Factory of switzerland we are calling to report that you (made up name) have overdue swiss cheese to report a fraude please call 123 456 7890 your cheese will be fined in the next 3 hours
This is the best
The best thing is that when you do call, they look down at their phone and make its not actually Siri! (I did this about 20 feet away from a person.)
Ooh this sounds good lol
Laugh out loud I did this to my BFF and she was like who r you and I was like (random name) and then she was like ooh yeah I found those and got my period yesterday and used them sorry then hung up and called me and was like some random person just called me and was like I left my super super maxi pads at your house and
So I was so freaked out just told them I used them and hung up lmao!
This is so funny
Haha this was so funny!
Depends on whether it's leakage from her armpits (sweat) or the other!
I tried it, so funny! Here's how it went:
Me: Hi! It's Stacy from fat zap would you like me to zap away your fat?
Person: Uh... Well, that would be amazing but-
Me: Great! Ready? 3, 2, 1, and... Abra Kadabra Alakazam! Zap!
Me: You have offcially lost... 23 pounds!
Person: Uh, well... Great...
Me: Great indeed! For further information on what this is, please visit I just pranked you dot com!
Hi, remember me, I still love you.. I left something at you house, yes you know me.
I did this to a person, and this is how it went out (i used a different name, because I am male)
Me: Hello, this is Alex from fat zap would you like me to zap your fat away? Do you have any questions on this process?
Other Person, Who is actually a child: No thanks, I am underweight for my age. (Hangs up.)
This child said it so quickly and calmly that I was so puzzled when he hang up. - MaxAurelius
Laugh out loud so funny I have to do this!
It was so funny we said it and they said they are in shape then they said round is a shape right and I had to hang up because I was laughing so much
I did this
This is actually funny. - KayleeKicklighter
You are an accident
That’s the best one ever
I did this once in school (because I actually couldn't hear them) Then they hang up. THEN THEY CALLED AGAIN! I was like:... Wut.
This one is so old, best trick to wiggle off telemarketers
I did this to my local mcdnalds and I said what 3 times and then the guy said OH SHUT UP WILL YOU!
I've done a lot on this list probably like 5 or 6 but the only place that I have called is the same Taco Bell over and over agin and the same guy keeps picking up so this time I sang happy b day and he started going off about if I kept calling he would get the cops to track down my number so looks like I a be callin McDonald's now
I tried this and the lady almost sounded sorry for me.
Me:Happy birthday to you...happy birthday to you-
Me: happy birthday dear Katy, happy birthday to you!
Her: Oh, I'm so sorry sweetie, I hate to tell you that I'm not Katie...
Me: You're not? Where is she? Are you her mother?
Her: Um, no...This is Samantha. I think you may have the wrong number. I'm so, so sorry..What number did you call?
Me: Oh, um, you know what, I'll just go back and look again..
(I completely forgot the number I dialed)
Her: Okay, honey. I hope you find Katy! Have a nice day!
LOL if I did this I would me LMFAO
Lol I did this
Me: *sings happy birthday*
Me: umm happy birthday Katie!
Random guy: ok...okay...
I did this and the guy just played along saying I did lmao. I was saying I'm going to call him tomorrow to come and pick it up. Then I started hinting we would have sex when I come. It was pretty funny that he played along the whole time.
I did this on my friend Lena and so her boyfriend was part of it so when he walked out of the room without his phone I called him so lena picked up and I gave her no time to speak and I was like hey did I leave my underwear in your room last night and they got in such a bad argument it was so funny when ant the end he told her it was a prank.
This is a amazing I done it on my boy best friend and he had the massive shock of his life
That's FUNNY radio rebel
I did it. This is how it went:
Me: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Worker: No, this is McDonald's is there something I can help you with?
Me: This is Patrick ordering a Krabby Patty.
Worker: OK, is there something I can help you with?
Me: Yes, make me a Krabby Patty with all the good stuff.
Worker: ONKY CALL MCDONALDS FOR GOOD REASONS
then she hang up - MrZebra24
No this is Patrick - bravenwolfzx
If they say "no this is patrick" then id be done, they would have pranked me - EliHbk
Lol I'm gonna do it and post it on youtube
Or order Taco Bell food from McDonald's. - Powerfulgirl10
If u call McDonald's and order food from Burger King they would say they don't have it there they have it at Burger King that is the best thing to do. But how about they still give it to u
I did this and they were like this pizza I have little puppy chihuahua but we no eat I started screaming down the phone and he was like oh sorry call again soon
I done this one and it was pretty funny :) x
I try this out and this is what happens:
Me: Hi! May I ask what your gender is?
Person: Excuse me, who are you?
Me: Repeat the words that I've said before
Person: Uhm.. A woman.
Me: My computer says no.
Person: Hangs up
Later she called me again then I was like :"Sorry, It was my sister."
- Great prank by the way!
They'd be angry at you. - Animefan12
AWESOME LOVE LITTLE BRITTEN
I did this last year, this was super hilarious! A definite must-do for anybody who likes a good laugh over the phone with unsuspecting suckers! Enjoy this, and remember to hide your number!
So funny but then the woman ( family friend) called my parents
This seems really mean
This is so mean but really funny
Stimulate your mind craig
Seriously dude, if your worried about being mean, why are you even on this site? What the heck
Okay so I called McDonald's and said I would like to file a complaint because the happy meal I ordered didn't make me happy
This girl legit said "aww I'm sorry, we didn't make it happy. We made it sad so you could be sad"
I hung up and died
This is so funny!
Me: Is this McDonald's?
Them: Yes it is.
Me: I'd like to order a sad meal.
Them: What kind of meal?
Me: A sad meal.
Them: Sad meal? Sorry, we don't have sad meals.
The could not understand me & it was really funny!
When I was a kid I made up something called the "scary meal" where you were served rotten/moldy food.
This is funny as hell, and it worked
Me: Are you PetSmart?
Me: Can I order 50 bags of Meow Mix, 23 turtles, 12 chinchillas, 9 monkeys, 7 otters, 6 panthers, a goose that lays golden eggs, 1,000 gift cards, 8 mice, 10 rats, 101 Dalmatians, 300 German Shepherds, 220 Chihuahuas, 11 sharks, 13 horses, 997 Huskies, 1 wolf, 2 foxes, 4 mongooses, 15 ferrets, 180 goldfish, 50 stingrays, an ant farm, 800 hermit crabs, 30 frogs, 25 salamanders, 37 geckos, 39 newts, 70 iguanas, 45 snakes, and 18 children at the shelter?
I don't know you, yet, because of this comment, I'd like to be your friend. - RoseWeasley
You should call pets mart and ask them, do turtles pike pizza because in the ninja turtle movie said they do.😂
I told this to my sister and she said, "is that where jake from state farm is from? " I replied, "no dumbass he's from state farm
This is'nt that funny
genius - GrapeJuiceK
Honestly, this was the best the guy even did the Aflac
What if they said let's go to court
I LOVE THIS
I tried this one a few minutes ago! It's the best! The person was totally confused!
This one was the best! Definitely worth every second!
Lmao, I'm so doing this one at my next slumber party. This is a funny one.
Yes. I did this to 118118 if you know what it is. They were like sorry, I didn't understand your inquiry. This was very weird and my classmates and I were laughing so much that my teacher came up to us. My friends said that she was ordering some pizza at Pizza Hut. We were laughing even more then.
Not a bad idea thanks
Oldest 1 in the book
This isn't as funny as you'd expect in Australia
In Australia it would be winter...
In New Zealand, we have Christmas in the first month of Summer.
So the last month then?
This is absolutely hilarious. Just call a random person ask them where to deliver the weed and they freak out. I called a random person and a little girl answered the phone and she was screaming "mommy, mommy mommy, there's a guy on the phone and wants to know where to put the weed. " The mom was like what. And then the little girl asked the mom "what is weed" lmfao
THIS IS SO FUNNY I CALLED THE PERSON AND THEY WERE ABSOLUTELY FREAKED OUT! I LOVED HOW THEY WERE TOTALLY BAFFLED
Laugh out loud I CALLED THIS PERSON I SAID IT THEY WAS LIKE WHAT WEED! THEY WERE SCARED I WAS CRYING LAUGHING
Funny did it to a little kid started screaming I don't want weed then he started crying laugh out loud
If they say chapsticks? Then say yes the sticks on your lips
I did this to face values and they said of coarse, WE ARE A BEAUTY STORE!
You got that off a YouTube video what
I'm a big lady and I need something that will make my man go "uungh" LOL - Discord
This really works! I've gotten responses like where they play along & where they start out! Haha this made me cry my eyes out from laughing
I think it is some awesome prank cals
My friend's lil sister did this, and they accsidentaly called a police man and the police man came and checked her house for a dead body. 😳
My best friends, Natali and Brieanna, tried to do this to a pizza place at a sleepover, but they accidentally called a policeman and the entire SWAT team came to my house looking for a dead body...in the middle of the night! 😳😬
-Maddie - PastelTheGamer
Really good 1
I am going to try it xx
My dad works for dominos and when I did this he answered and when he got home he told me about it and I started laughing and he realized it was MEEE! - CodaMarie
Pizza Hut is the best
This was so funny, I nearly pissed myself, do it do it do it!
Instead of dominos we called Greco and it went like this:
Us: hello can we have the number for Pizza Hut?
Worker: sorry that's 1-800-crappypizza.
We hung up and died laughing.
That is not funny you can ruined relationship and marriage is like thatthink before you post!
That's stupid you could seriously ruin a relationship!
On the off chance of you actually getting the guys name right you can't ruin a relationship
This actually seems really funny but the AIDs part is kinda messed up
My friend is always saying her life sucks so this was the best way to prank her
It said no thanks sir please put me on your do not call list my life is good
Messaging this one is better than calling them. - Animefan12
Leave a message if they don't pick up.
I want to do this so bad
That would be so hilarious. Totally doing this at my sleepover this weekend!
This was so funny I did this and the guy started screaming his head off going nuts he actually had had it and said he didn't use a condom and that he already had a wife and 5 kids!
I do this all the time. It's best if you add in some years.
I did this and it went something like this
Me:hi this is Sara from Victoria's secret your red fleecy G string is ready for pick up along with your 30g of Viagra and black strap on.
Them it was a dude: I didn't order this buts it perfect for my girlfriend We were planning to have sex tomorrow I'll go pick it up if you have some I'll also take a red lace bra and a red lace pair of panties
Me:ok we have that it will be ready at 1:00 today thank you I hope you have fun having sex
Him :I will thanks bye I'll see you with the next order
My friend and I had actually used this situation in prank calls often, in which one victim was furious after finding out the news. And actually shouted at her 20 year old daughter, suspecting that she ordered the items.
It's the best. You need to try this.
❤ - K
This is brilliant! Used it on my boyfriend, he freaked out. He was like what?! Then I told him it was me, he reaction was hilarious!
Laugh out loud so funny I am going to try this next time I prank call someone
Then when the person says"I think you got the wrong number" hang up.
Call back 2 minutes later and say " Heather, I accidently called the wrong number about the body! "
Don't do this! It can actually get you in a lot of trouble.
Yes I would I love prank calling the numbers real numbers
You'd go to jail. Beware. - Animefan12
Love it laugh out loud
I tried this on a italian restaurant and they got so mad
You'd be the one who gets caught. - Animefan12
Love how AnimeFan is the only one with an actual account
I actually called a strip club... Whoops
I did this to my friend and her phone was on speaker. Her mom heard and said that if she didn't find out who it was she was gonna call the cops
This one is really good!
! I was laughing on the floor crying11
Great! I tried this once and the guy played along and said yes and that he had been looking for a penguin named Pablo!
This reminds me of the backyardigans but if someone said would you like to buy a kangaroo named Austin I would probably freak out and say Yes.
Thanks I will try this I'm really good at making fun of accents and people
This is what I will try