Top 10 Best Prank Call Ideas

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The Top Ten
1 Is Mister Wall there? No. How about Misses Wall? No. Then what's holding up your ceiling?

Lolz I dialed on *67 to this random person and said:
Me: "Hello, is Mr. Wall there, please? "
Person: "There is no Mr. Wall here, sorry"
Me: "Can I speak with Mrs. Wall then, please? "
Person: "Mrs. Wall does not live here. "
Me: "Well, can I speak with Harry Wall, please? "
Person: "There is no one here by that name, either. Sorry. "
Me: "Are there any Walls there? "
Person: "No, there are no walls here. Sorry. "
Me: "Then may I ask what's holding up your house? "
I was LMAO!

I called using a nerd voice

Me:Hello Is Mister Wall there?
Person:I think you have the wrong number
Me:Oh, no I don't
Me:What about Misses Wall?
Person:There are no Walls here sir.
Me:Then whats holding up your building?
Person:laughs
Me:I got you good!
Person:Yes you did now bye!
Me:I love you

Me: Hi, can I speak to Mr. Wall?
Them: There's no Mr. Wall here.
Me: Oh. Well can I speak to Ms. Wall?
Them: She's not here either.
Me: Then may I ask... What's holding up your restaurant?
Them: Bricks.
Me: Okay, Thank you!

Papa John's has the best employees they are always funny when you prank call.

This is really funny and for a second I thought that it would be dumb and stupid but this was really good! Yall should also try the " It's Over " prank. It's where you call a random person and you say that it's over and start talking about your wedding! I tried it... Laugh out loud!

2 Say "Hi this is Jenny from 31 Flavors, if you can name 31 Flavors in 31 seconds you can win 31 thousand dollars, ready go!!" super fast and peppy.

This is amazing. I called a random person and said that and they started screaming. Then they got really mad cause they beat the challenge. I think she was an icecream freak. Then I told her to go to shiver shack and claim her money there. And it worked.

Oh my Jesus so, my friends and I did this on our band teacher right? And he just hung up as expected, so we just brushed it off. But about fifteen minutes later another band classmate called back and played along with our teacher for a good 45 minutes. The classmate also exquisitely spat out easily over 31 flavors. What? We don't know what we got ourselves into.

This is so funny. This is our conversation. "Hello, this is Jenny from 31 flavors. If you could name the 31 flavors in 31 seconds, then you could win 31 thousand dollars. Ready set go! " (They named all the flavors) "Now where's my money? " "Go to Maggie Moo's and ask for the 31,000 dollars there under the name of Gertrude Tahalia." "I thought you were 31 flavors? " "Toodles! (In a very peppy voice)." Then I hung up!

I did this with one friend and they actually did it and beat the challenge. Did you know that there is a new one, Hi it's Tim from 31 flavours, you have won 2 tonnes of ice cream and it's being transported to your house and will arrive in 2 minutes (then hang up)

3 Why did you hang up on me?

My friend and I did this to a restaurant and the guy who answered took seven minutes to tell me that I was beautiful and wasn't worth the guy who "hung up on me". It was so cute and then he said that I sound beautiful and to call back with anymore problems of mine. That made our day.

I might as well do this. It sounds really funny and believable. My grandma deserves it because she always hangs up the phone on people (even family) for no reason!

I did it, and the woman said no, no. Don't cry! I'm sorry. I just don't kniw you. Then, I blew a horn into the phone, and he screamed. But then I hung up, and block my ##

Here's another one:
Call someone, play "I'm a crazy weirdo who's calling you" by Parry Gripp, and then hang up.

4 Ask for some random person and then hang up when you are told you have the wrong number. Call back later with a disguised accent, and say you're [insert name used earlier] and ask if there are any messages for you.

I did this, and this is how it went.

Me: Hey, is this Marc?
Them: Um, no, sorry.
Me: Okay, well, if Marc picks up please tell him I ordered shrimp with anchovies and clam soup. Kay?
Them: Uh, well, sure?
Me: Thank you so so much!

5 min later

Me (english accent): Hello, is this Cam?
Them: No! You have the wrong number!
Me: Excuse me, I'm Marc. Any messages for me?
Them: Er, well, yeah, this guy said he ordered shrimp with anchovies and clam soup so.. "
Me: THANK YOU did he mention anything about the body?
Them: Body? No. *hangs up*

laugh out loud!

I did this and this is how it went

Hi Jesse
Um this is not Jesse.
Is Jesse there?
No this is a wrong number.
Well when you see him can you tell him that his order for Hawaiian pizza with guava rolls and salami is in
Um ok

1o minutes later

Hey is Pablo there
Are you prank calling me I am called by people randomly
No.
Ok. Thanks for being honest.
Well is Pablo ther?
They ran around the house saying Pablo
My son is not here
Ok I am Jesse
Wait you ordered Hawaiian pizza with guava and um... Salami

This is what happened with me.
Me: Hi Jacob!
Person:I'm not Jacob.
Me: Ok if Jacob calls tell him that I ordered rice and beans with Kentucky fried chicken. I'm Freeda by the way.

10 min later
Me (In an Australian accent): Hey Freeda mate
Person: You have the wrong number.
Me: Oh sorry mate did my mate Freeda give you any messages?
Person:Oh yeah, she said that she ordered rice, beans and Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Laugh out loud that was so funny someone tell the genius that came up with this that he is awesome

Me: Hi Katy!
Person: Uh, there is no Katy here..
Me: Really? No Katy?
Person: No Katy here.
Me: Oh, well if Katy comes by tell her I wanted a thin, crispy pepperoni pizza with 2 large bottles of Dr. Pepper.
Person: Um... Alright...
(hangs up)

Person: Who's this?
Me: Um.. Katy?
Person: Huh?
Me: My name is Katy and I wonder if a girl called Aisha is here.
Person: I don't think so.. But I heard this girl wanted a pepperoni pizza with 2 bottles of Dr. Pepper or something. Maybe that's her?
Me: Yes it is! Thanks. It's not like you heard anything about some secret drugs, right?
Person: No?!?!?
(hangs up)

5 Claim you are doing a survey and then ask random and hilarious questions.

Okay, that should be good, I'd really like to try that. Like ask things such as this:
"What color is your refrigerator? "
"Is your room colorful with many ponies and unicorns? "
And the best, "Will you marry me?" Then, hang up.

Do you like delicious flavor?
Do you have a pooping butterfly?
Are you a dentist in the ocean?
Are you an alien?
Do you eat food?
Do you like to shave?
How many times did you pee today?
Do you own lots of flying unicorns?
Are you an owl cub?
Or are you a Polar Bear swimming in a dream where you can talk?
And the best of course, Can you marry me?
Those are just some ideas.

Here are a few ideas for questions:
Do you believe in Santa Claus?
Can you fly?
Do you own a unicorn?
Does your cat talk?
Will you be my boyfriend? (works even better if victim is a girl)
Can you puke up anchovies?
Where do you hide the bodies of your victims?

I am definitely going to try this. The reactions I'm going to get are going to be hilarious! I think I'll make a game out of it and see how many random questions I can ask before they hang up.

6 Ask if they will confirm their order of exotic Mexican dancers for a bachelor party.

Me: Hi, It's Mike, I just wanted to confirm my order for exotic Mexican dancers at my friend's bachelor party.
Person: Um, I think you have the wrong number.
Me: Oh I'm so sorry! Goodbye!

One minute later...

(ringing the same number back)
Me: Hi, It's Mike, I just wanted to confirm my order for exotic Mexican dancers at my friend's bachelor party.
Person: You again? Look, I don't have time for this!
Me: Of course you have time, Mexican dancing is very simple! I'll teach you if you like!
Person: Is this a prank call?
Me: Prank call! How could you be so rude! I am calling to confirm my order for exotic Mexican-
Person: I get it. Bye!
Me: DON'T FORGET TO BUY THE Mexican DRESSES!

We laughed so hard! Funniest thing ever!

This is definitely one of the funniest on this list. I haven't tried this but I can see how funny the reactions would be.

Also this would be even funnier if you called a mexican restaurant on top of this

I used this as a text, and my cousin kept texting me numbers and I pretended to be a clerk named Kevin looking to complete Sarah Howard's dance order, it was insane.

I called someone and had a similar prank. Instead I replaced the Mexican dancers with Strippers. Damn that guy was mad at me since he got married yesterday.

7 Hmm, yes I ordered a pizza an hour ago and I want to know when it's coming.

Hilarious! I tried this and the girl on the other end got super madAnd kept trying to tell me that The person I had called was not the pizza company. But I kept telling her she was kidding or that she should stop lying. It was so funny!

I tried this and this happened
Me:hmm, hello
Person:yes?
Me:ah yes I ordered a pizza like a hour ago... I want to know when it is coming.
Person:oh it is already been eaten..
Me:*laughs so hard*
Person: bye... Weirdo

I did this on a Taco Bell employee but I'm not very good at it so he just said,"Thank you for calling Taco Bell, have a wonderful day." At least he was nice about it.

I did this B4 and the person called us back. The funniest.

8 Where do babies come from?

I used this on an old lady (with an English accent) and here's how it went:

Me: Hi is this my mom?
Lady: No you got the wrong number.
Me: Oh ok but first can I ask you a question?
Lady: Umm, ok...
Me: Where do babies come from?
Lady: You should know that by now *hangs up*

I was dying of laughter!

I called Speedway and I sounded like a British little girl and was like "Daddy, where do babies come from? I can't sleep without knowing."
He played along and it was hilarious. I even said "I love you, Daddy" before I hung up.

I said "help, I need to know where babies come from before my honey moon". They said, sorry, ask your wife, don't call me.

I called a random number about 6 years ago and this is how it went
Me: hey, what does naive mean?
Them: it means gullible
Me: ok thank you
Them: yeah, no problem. anything else you need?
Me: no, bye

9 Say "You are the weakest link" and hang up.

I GOT to try that, that's really funny. I can just imagine what the person will do when they get that call. (confusion probably)

Laugh out loud I pranked my friend with that and the next day she was crying because she didn't want to be the weakest link!

Haha Doctor Who reference? "I bloody love you! " I just watched that episode
By the way that episode rocks.

This is hilarious!
My dad and I did it to someone and all I heard was them laugh before we hung up

10 Use a real bad Chinese accent and say "we sell egg rolls! $20 for one egg roll! Egg rolls! egg rolls! You buy egg roll or we hunt you down!"

This one totally made meee laugh out loud. Just imagining a voice on the phone in that Chinese accent all fast like, going all "EGGROLL! EGGROLL! Wee hunt you DOWN! " That just madness me really want to try this.

"We sell egg rolls! $20 for one egg roll! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! You buy egg roll or we will hunt you down to the end of the earth! " That sounds better.

And then the customs in Hong Kong will hunt you down. Not really a good one, but still funny.

Real stupid, this is funny? I'm not even Chinese and it sounds stupid, get a life.

The Contenders
11 Hi this is Radio Disney, you just won 3 tickets to see One Direction Live at (insert Stadium). You just need to answer this survey in order to win. Are you ready to start? [Hang up]

I told this to my friend Marcus then he new it was me cause of my voice.
So I told him to let his little brother to pick up next time, so I pranked his brother
and change the one direction consert and said Disney Land instead.
Marcus's brother reaction was priceless

Lol. I called one in Compton, California and I said "Hi this is Radio Disney, you just won 3 tickets to see One Direction Live at Everbank Stadium in Jacksonville, Florida. You just need to answer this survey in order to win. Are you ready? He said "Um, no. I am more of a punk rock guy. You got any MyChemical Romance or Panic at the Disco you can give me a call." "But sir you won 3 tickets." "I don't care."

This is such a good one. I tried it and the teen was so fun to. Screaming and everything! One thing, maybe say 4 tickets instead of 3 because real concerts don't sell tickets in threes.

What I would do if they agree to take the survey, is that I would ask them questions like "have you ever...? " then my final question would be "have you ever been prank called? " Then hang up

12 Call McDonald's and say "Hi I'm stuck in one of your toilets and need help getting out because I'm a paraplegic" then yell "HURRY UP MY CHEESEBURGER IS GOING COLD"

, this one was so hilarious! :) I talked in a panicky voice, and the lady who answered said that of course she will help, and that she will be right there. I then hung up and I was paralyzed with laughter by that time. After some time, I thought about pretending that I was getting mugged by someone in their bathroom, but then I got a feeling that they would end up calling the police, so I decided not to take the risk. :( But, you people have GOT to try this one!

I did this and he said call me when you find your mom. so I called back and said I found her but she went black and he never came back because that dude was trying to offend white people needless to say he hung up

I did this to Olive Garden and they sent someone over.

Got to try it. You can do this:
Hello this is Del Taco. Would you like a Mc. Nugget Pizza? Then hang up

13 Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Well you better go and catch it.

I think that the first nine are better because everybody knows this one. I got an idea. Call 2 random people and leave your phones there until they hang up. The 2 people will be confused because they think that one called the other. I forgot where I got that from, but it is funny.

It worked on my mum she totally fell for it and I think people need to be less rude on here. Seriously, people don't want your crap all over this webpage. We get it if you're having a horrible day but there's no need to take it out on others, okay?! And the joke actually works really well, keep up the good work!

Ask if its running, and they'll think, "I've heard this one before", so they'll say no. Then you say, "Well I'm from Sears I'll be right over if you could just give me your address.

I have done this before and they said no.
Me:... Ahh... Call me when it is... So I can tell you to catch it!

14 Call a business and start screaming in a horrible accent, "I've came here 20 times and manager told me that I could get coupon and I didn't get coupon and I have such sad life and whyyyyy!" (sob sob)

I tried this once, the lady also had an accent but she had no clue what I was saying. We started yelling at her for a coupon for the salon.

Cracked up at this one

This one is so funny.

15 Call Petsmart and when they answer, say 'Hear me roar like a mountain lion!', then try to to it.

We said hear me roar like a mountain and she said WHAT! We tried to say it again but we couldn't stop laughing.

I said the same thing except I did another sound:

Me: Hear me roar like a mountain! meow
The person: What...

If I do this I mean it's worth it but if I prank call pets mart I will get in a lot of trouble

16 Call a hotel in Hawaii with bad ratings and ask questions about their rooms, like how many they have and the types of beds and stuff.

Call someone and say I got my period and I don't know to do. I really need you

I live in hawaii so this ones great!

17 Call a random number and pretend you are Siri

Guy : um hello, who is this?
Me : I Am Siri.
Guy : Siri?
Me : Yes? What would you like to ask?
Guy : Nothing. How did you call me?
Me : Calling Mi..
Guy : No! No. Cancel the call Siri!
Me : Cancelled.
Guy : I didn't call you.
Me : calling Yu.
Guy : HOLY GOD CANCEL CANCEL
Me : the holy god is the -
Guy : I KNOW WHO HE IS.
Me : adding Hi to your caller list, would you like to call Hi?
Guy : Umm..no thanks. Can you stop calling me?
Me : deleting Mi from your caller list
Guy : No! That was my girlfriend!
Me : calling Your Girlfriend
Guy : NO! don't!
Me : sorry, I didn't catch that.
( His girl answers and he hangs up on her )
Me : you have one text message from " my girlfriend " would you like me to read it?
Guy : well okay.
Me : we are breaking up expect to die tonight ( hangs up )

The best thing is that when you do call, they look down at their phone and make its not actually Siri! (I did this about 20 feet away from a person.)

This is the best

18 Hey, it's Jennifer. I left my super duper maxi pads at your house. If you could return them, that would be great. I have major leakage. Thanks.

My sister, her friend, and I were calling random buisnesses and then finally, Sams' Club answered.

Sams' Club: Hello? How may we serve you today?
My sister: Um, hi, it's Jennie. I left my Super Duper Maxi pads at your store and I was wondering if you could try to find them for me.

Then, Sams Club was like, "One moment please, we'll try to find them."
We were on hold for the next few minutes, and then the lady who answered was like, "Sorry, WHAT? " And then we hung up.

Lololol I called my friend with an accent (with an unknown number obviously) and she just said:
friend: um, who are?
me: umm, sally are you deaf or something I said "its me jennifer" Anyways hurry up this is a MAJOR leakage!
friend: first of all I don't know who you are, second of all my name isn't sally. And girl just buy some at target or walmart I don't know..
me: (hangs up)

I have so got to try this one, even though I'm a guy, this would be hilarious! So calling random people tonight! HAHA!

I'm trying it that's gonna be so funny. I have tried this I hope you enjoy it. In a weird hard to understand accent say hello is marc there(but don't pause keep on talking) tell him he can't keep leaving his pants at my house my boyfriend/husband almost noticed ill see you tonight and forget your pants on your way over

19 Call a pizza shop and when they answer, say, "your pizza burned the tongue right off my daughter, you jerk you better pay for a new one!" and hang up.
20 Hi it's Stacy from fat zap would you like me to zap your fat away? Do you have any questions on this process?

I tried it, so funny! Here's how it went:

Me: Hi! It's Stacy from fat zap would you like me to zap away your fat?

Person: Uh... Well, that would be amazing but-
Me: Great! Ready? 3, 2, 1, and... Abra Kadabra Alakazam! Zap!

Person:...

Me: You have offcially lost... 23 pounds!

Person: Uh, well... Great...

Me: Great indeed! For further information on what this is, please visit I just pranked you dot com!

I did this to a person, and this is how it went out (I used a different name, because I am male)

Me: Hello, this is Alex from fat zap would you like me to zap your fat away? Do you have any questions on this process?
Other Person, Who is actually a child: No thanks, I am underweight for my age. (Hangs up.)

This child said it so quickly and calmly that I was so puzzled when he hang up.

Tried it on this guy and he said sure that would be great How gulible do you get? Laugh out loud!

Laugh out loud so funny I have to do this!

21 Call a random guy and say "children in the back seat cause accidents! Accidents in the back seat cause children!" then hang up.

This is actually funny.

That's the best one ever

You are an accident

22 Say 'I can't hear you' until they hang up.
23 Call a random number and start singing happy birthday!

I tried this and the lady almost sounded sorry for me.

Me:Happy birthday to you...happy birthday to you-
Her: Oh-
Me: happy birthday dear Katy, happy birthday to you!
Her: Oh, I'm so sorry sweetie, I hate to tell you that I'm not Katie...
Me: You're not? Where is she? Are you her mother?
Her: Um, no...This is Samantha. I think you may have the wrong number. I'm so, so sorry..What number did you call?
Me: Oh, um, you know what, I'll just go back and look again..
(I completely forgot the number I dialed)
Her: Okay, honey. I hope you find Katy! Have a nice day!

I apparently called a hospital and she said thanks and all, but I heard her yell, "SECURITY! " Then I hung ul

The funniest prank call idea ever!

24 Did I leave my clothes in your bedroom?

Okay so I did this and this older guy answered, He sounded so serious, here's how it went:

"Hey love, did j leave my clothes over last night? "

"Yah babe, you should probably come get them before my wife comes back..."

I nearly lost my cool my knowing what to say I was semi shocked

I did this and the guy just played along saying I did lmao. I was saying I'm going to call him tomorrow to come and pick it up. Then I started hinting we would have sex when I come. It was pretty funny that he played along the whole time.

I hate that joke

This is a amazing I done it on my boy best friend and he had the massive shock of his life

25 Call McDonald's and ask "Is this the Krusty Krab?"

Me: Hi is this the Krusty Krab?
Person: Yes it is.
Me:Is sponge bob there?
Person: No he's off right now.
then I hung up that woman was awesome.

Here is how it went

Mc-ds: this is McDonald's how may I help you
Me: is this the krusty crab?
Mc-ds: excuse?
Me: is this the krusty crab?
Mc-ds: no
Me: uhh sorry can you tell me the Kristy crabs number please
Mc-ds: we don't have there number
Me: oh I'll go ask someone else

This one is bæ! I did this to 4 different McDonalds and they all got super mad and said," No this is McDonalds." And hung up on me. It works if you call the same one multiple times.

No this is Patrick

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