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Lolz I dialed on *67 to this random person and said:
Me: "Hello, is Mr. Wall there, please? "
Person: "There is no Mr. Wall here, sorry"
Me: "Can I speak with Mrs. Wall then, please? "
Person: "Mrs. Wall does not live here. "
Me: "Well, can I speak with Harry Wall, please? "
Person: "There is no one here by that name, either. Sorry. "
Me: "Are there any Walls there? "
Person: "No, there are no walls here. Sorry. "
Me: "Then may I ask what's holding up your house? "
I was LMAO!
This is so fun my sister and I try it on a lot of people and for some reason they still stay on the phone with us but of course we did change the ending just a teeny bit laugh out loud keep on prankin
haha how funny I tried that they laughed so hard and so did I
Really funnyV 322 Comments
This is amazing. I called a random person and said that and they started screaming. Then they got really mad cause they beat the challenge. I think she was an icecream freak. Then I told her to go to shiver shack and claim her money there. And it worked.
It was awesome! I tried it on a person and at the end she couldn't even talk, so I just hung up on her!
I tried this and the guy got really mad because he beat the challenge - Norrisofchuck
This is hilarious and amazing!V 246 Comments
This is the best, start crying to give it effect :')
Laugh out loud Super funny
When some one prank call you try to be hook up with them
Here's another one:
Call someone, play "I'm a crazy weirdo who's calling you" by Parry Gripp, and then hang up.
I did this, and this is how it went.
Me: Hey, is this Marc?
Them: Um, no, sorry.
Me: Okay, well, if Marc picks up please tell him I ordered shrimp with anchovies and clam soup. Kay?
Them: Uh, well, sure?
Me: Thank you so so much!
5 min later
Me (english accent): Hello, is this Cam?
Them: No! You have the wrong number!
Me: Excuse me, I'm Marc. Any messages for me?
Them: Er, well, yeah, this guy said he ordered shrimp with anchovies and clam soup so.. "
Me: THANK YOU did he mention anything about the body?
Them: Body? No. *hangs up*
laugh out loud!
I did this and this is how it went
Um this is not Jesse.
Is Jesse there?
No this is a wrong number.
Well when you see him can you tell him that his order for Hawaiian pizza with guava rolls and salami is in
1o minutes later
Hey is Pablo there
Are you prank calling me I am called by people randomly
Ok. Thanks for being honest.
Well is Pablo ther?
They ran around the house saying Pablo
My son is not here
Ok I am Jesse
Wait you ordered Hawaiian pizza with guava and um... Salami
This one is fun, but DONT HANG UP when they tell you have the wrong number. Leave a message anyways. Say something like "well if you see FAKE NAME tell him... " and you make up something random and weird. Its hilarious, sometimes they actually pass the message on. - VADERtheIMPALER
Me: Hi Katy!
Person: Uh, there is no Katy here..
Me: Really? No Katy?
Person: No Katy here.
Me: Oh, well if Katy comes by tell her I wanted a thin, crispy pepperoni pizza with 2 large bottles of Dr. Pepper.
Person: Um... Alright...
Person: Who's this?
Me: Um.. Katy?
Me: My name is Katy and I wonder if a girl called Aisha is here.
Person: I don't think so.. But I heard this girl wanted a pepperoni pizza with 2 bottles of Dr. Pepper or something. Maybe that's her?
Me: Yes it is! Thanks. It's not like you heard anything about some secret drugs, right?
Okay, that should be good, I'd really like to try that. Like ask things such as this:
"What color is your refrigerator? "
"Is your room colorful with many ponies and unicorns? "
And the best, "Will you marry me? " Then, hang up.
I am definitely going to try this. The reactions I'm going to get are going to be hilarious! I think I'll make a game out of it and see how many random questions I can ask before they hang up.
Here are a few ideas for questions:
Do you believe in Santa Claus?
Can you fly?
Do you own a unicorn?
Does your cat talk?
Will you be my boyfriend? (works even better if victim is a girl)
Can you puke up anchovies?
Where do you hide the bodies of your victims? - RoseWeasley
I did this on omegle. I tried 2 variations for my school newspaper. I asked the what there name is A. Trey B. Lucile or C. Fred and when they usually said none I hung up. I also delved quite deeply into the worst things people have read on the internet.V 88 Comments
I did this, and apparently a ACTUALLY called a dude who was getting married and he started swearing saying "MY WIFE WOULD NEVER DO THAT! WE ARE GETTING MARRIED! " I swear I was dying!
Nice I may just change it a little bit but sounds HILARIOUS. I will definitely try it out sometime!
Tried this one on my boyfriend earlier t was so funny he was just like 'what, sorry who is this' it was jokes anyone who hasnt trie it yet you have got to.
LOL Haha I did that to my boyfriend and he went crazy he said " Miracle would not do this" He asked me I was like "wut"V 62 Comments
Just tried it on some Jamaican dude and he got all upset
Asked my mom this she say she's at the hospital then laugh her butt off at me while I'm appologising
I did this B4 and the person called us back. The funniest.
so funnyV 59 Comments
! This should be number 1! Imagine how awkward it would be!...
Me: Excuse me, but where do babies come from?
Random person: Um...who is this?
Me: I'm (insert fake name, just in case).
Random person: Are you a grown-up or a child?
Me: Well, basically, if I'm a grown-up, I'd obviously know where babies come from.
Random person: Why do you want to know?
Me: Well, I just watched The Boss Baby. Have you watched it?
Random person: Um, yeah...?
Me: Good! Anyway, there's the part where the Boss Baby takes Tim to BabyCorp, and Tim asks, "So this is where babies come from? " and the baby's like, "Where did you think? The cabbage patch? Magic fairies? " and Tim says, "Well, my parents told me that..." and he whispers something to the Boss Baby and the baby's like, "Eww! Gross! " I wanna know what Tim whispered. It's obviously disgusting, judging from the baby's reaction, but I love disgusting stuff, so I'm asking you. By the way, are You a grown-up.
Random person: ...more
Hilarious! The best one I've ever heard in my life.
! I got my friend, Lily with this and she was like "WHAT?! YOU'RE SO GROSS, BRIGETTE! " Hilarious! Definitely doing that one again!
LolV 97 Comments
I NEED to try this. - LonelyNoodle5
I GOT to try that, that's really funny. I can just imagine what the person will do when they get that call. (confusion probably)
Hahah this is hilarious! Just tired it out and it was so funny
The doctor who in this is amazingV 22 Comments
This was absolutely hilarious!
IT'S HILARIOUS.V 62 Comments
Assuming you care about anyone. - RoseWeasley
This is hilarious I tried this one they were screaming " I WON! " laugh out loud!
I called somebody and they said "Nope" - MrZebra24
People get so exited, I just talked with somebodies parents about their concert! These teens are so happy! Laughing out loud!
I called someone and they were like "hello" I was like "hi this is radio Disney, you just won three tickets to see one direction live. you just need to answer this survey in order to win. are you ready to start? " they were like "NO! SHUT YOUR MOUTH! BYE!V 81 Comments
I called them and they said
"If your going to stay on the phone we are going to call the cops."
I freaked out and immediately hung up lol
Lol I called Wendy's and the girl was like "You're...you're stuck? " then she hung up and then other lady I called was like "Calm down, calm down" lol - missyweirdo
This is hilarious
This sounds funny as heck I'll have to try itV 50 Comments
I think that the first nine are better because everybody knows this one. I got an idea. Call 2 random people and leave your phones there until they hang up. The 2 people will be confused because they think that one called the other. I forgot where I got that from, but it is funny.
Classic - RoseWeasley
This is so funny this prank call I tryed it on many people you should use it well done to the person who made this up
Love thisV 64 Comments
I tried this once, the lady also had an accent but she had no clue what I was saying. We started yelling at her for a coupon for the salon.
LOL so funny I tried this and they hung up
Cracked up at this oneV 3 Comments
If I do this I mean it's worth it but if I prank call pets mart I will get in a lot of trouble
We said hear me roar like a mountain and she said WHAT! We tried to say it again but we couldn't stop laughing.
Lol this worked so well! This is what happend:
Man: Petsmart this is Justin
Me: Hear me roar like a mountain lion
Man: Um I don't hear anything
*i was actually in Petsmart so I roared
Man: THE ANIMALS ARE CRYING! Then he hung up lol
Ask how many different kinds of bugs are in each room
Call someone and say I got my period and I don't know to do. I really need you
That's stupid what if you don't bag there number
Is this room have stop d people
Laugh out loud I did this to my BFF and she was like who r you and I was like (random name) and then she was like ooh yeah I found those and got my period yesterday and used them sorry then hung up and called me and was like some random person just called me and was like I left my super super maxi pads at your house and
So I was so freaked out just told them I used them and hung up lmao!
This is super funny
Lololol I called my friend with an accent (with an unknown number obviously) and she just said:
friend: um, who are?
me: umm, sally are you deaf or something I said "its me jennifer" Anyways hurry up this is a MAJOR leakage!
friend: first of all I don't know who you are, second of all my name isn't sally. And girl just buy some at target or walmart I don't know..
me: (hangs up)
My sister, her friend, and I were calling random buisnesses and then finally, Sams' Club answered.
Sams' Club: Hello? How may we serve you today?
My sister: Um, hi, it's Jennie. I left my Super Duper Maxi pads at your store and I was wondering if you could try to find them for me.
Then, Sams Club was like, "One moment please, we'll try to find them."
We were on hold for the next few minutes, and then the lady who answered was like, "Sorry, WHAT? " And then we hung up.
This is the best
The best thing is that when you do call, they look down at their phone and make its not actually Siri! (I did this about 20 feet away from a person.)
Ooh this sounds good lol
They posted it on youtube because they were vlogging!V 5 Comments
I tried it, so funny! Here's how it went:
Me: Hi! It's Stacy from fat zap would you like me to zap away your fat?
Person: Uh... Well, that would be amazing but-
Me: Great! Ready? 3, 2, 1, and... Abra Kadabra Alakazam! Zap!
Me: You have offcially lost... 23 pounds!
Person: Uh, well... Great...
Me: Great indeed! For further information on what this is, please visit I just pranked you dot com!
Hi, remember me, I still love you.. I left something at you house, yes you know me.
I did this to a person, and this is how it went out (i used a different name, because I am male)
Me: Hello, this is Alex from fat zap would you like me to zap your fat away? Do you have any questions on this process?
Other Person, Who is actually a child: No thanks, I am underweight for my age. (Hangs up.)
This child said it so quickly and calmly that I was so puzzled when he hang up. - MaxAurelius
Laugh out loud so funny I have to do this!
It was so funny we said it and they said they are in shape then they said round is a shape right and I had to hang up because I was laughing so muchV 17 Comments
I did this
You are an accident
This is actually funny. - KayleeKicklighter
That’s the best one everV 1 Comment
I did this once in school (because I actually couldn't hear them) Then they hang up. THEN THEY CALLED AGAIN! I was like:... Wut.
This one is so old, best trick to wiggle off telemarketers
I did this to my local mcdnalds and I said what 3 times and then the guy said OH SHUT UP WILL YOU!
LOL if I did this I would me LMFAO
Lol I did this
Me: *sings happy birthday*
Me: umm happy birthday Katie!
Random guy: ok...okay...
I tried this and the lady almost sounded sorry for me.
Me:Happy birthday to you...happy birthday to you-
Me: happy birthday dear Katy, happy birthday to you!
Her: Oh, I'm so sorry sweetie, I hate to tell you that I'm not Katie...
Me: You're not? Where is she? Are you her mother?
Her: Um, no...This is Samantha. I think you may have the wrong number. I'm so, so sorry..What number did you call?
Me: Oh, um, you know what, I'll just go back and look again..
(I completely forgot the number I dialed)
Her: Okay, honey. I hope you find Katy! Have a nice day!
The funniest prank call idea ever!V 4 Comments
I did this and the guy just played along saying I did lmao. I was saying I'm going to call him tomorrow to come and pick it up. Then I started hinting we would have sex when I come. It was pretty funny that he played along the whole time.
I did this on my friend Lena and so her boyfriend was part of it so when he walked out of the room without his phone I called him so lena picked up and I gave her no time to speak and I was like hey did I leave my underwear in your room last night and they got in such a bad argument it was so funny when ant the end he told her it was a prank.
This is a amazing I done it on my boy best friend and he had the massive shock of his life
That's FUNNY radio rebelV 8 Comments
I love this
No this is Patrick - bravenwolfzx
So talentV 14 Comments
Lol I'm gonna do it and post it on youtube
Or order Taco Bell food from McDonald's. - Powerfulgirl10
If u call McDonald's and order food from Burger King they would say they don't have it there they have it at Burger King that is the best thing to do. But how about they still give it to uV 2 Comments
I did this and they were like this pizza I have little puppy chihuahua but we no eat I started screaming down the phone and he was like oh sorry call again soon
I done this one and it was pretty funny :) x
They'd be angry at you. - Animefan12
AWESOME LOVE LITTLE BRITTEN
I did this last year, this was super hilarious! A definite must-do for anybody who likes a good laugh over the phone with unsuspecting suckers! Enjoy this, and remember to hide your number!
So funny but then the woman ( family friend) called my parents
This seems really mean
Really funnyV 5 Comments
Stimulate your mind craig
This is so mean but really funny
awesomeV 5 Comments
When I was a kid I made up something called the "scary meal" where you were served rotten/moldy food.
This is so funny!
Me: Is this McDonald's?
Them: Yes it is.
Me: I'd like to order a sad meal.
Them: What kind of meal?
Me: A sad meal.
Them: Sad meal? Sorry, we don't have sad meals.
The could not understand me & it was really funny!
Ok so I asked fo a sad meal at five thirty I the morning and she said "you know what go back to sleep you have nothing to do with your life"!V 17 Comments
This is funny as hell, and it worked
Me: Are you PetSmart?
Me: Can I order 50 bags of Meow Mix, 23 turtles, 12 chinchillas, 9 monkeys, 7 otters, 6 panthers, a goose that lays golden eggs, 1,000 gift cards, 8 mice, 10 rats, 101 Dalmatians, 300 German Shepherds, 220 Chihuahuas, 11 sharks, 13 horses, 997 Huskies, 1 wolf, 2 foxes, 4 mongooses, 15 ferrets, 180 goldfish, 50 stingrays, an ant farm, 800 hermit crabs, 30 frogs, 25 salamanders, 37 geckos, 39 newts, 70 iguanas, 45 snakes, and 18 children at the shelter?
I don't know you, yet, because of this comment, I'd like to be your friend. - RoseWeasley
So I said: Good afternoon, can I have everything you own, plus a golden retriever, a Labrador, an Australian Shepherd, A Dachshund, a Chihuahua, a Jack Russell Terrier, A Mastiff, AND! THE MOST IMPORTANT THING OF THEM ALL...
And they stayed calm and said: I am sorry, we do not have any turtles right now but you can get a flyer leaflet on how to take care of a turtle.
Me: Could you please give the phone to John.
WHY YOU WANT ME!
Time to hang up
I told this to my sister and she said, "is that where jake from state farm is from? " I replied, "no dumbass he's from state farm
This is'nt that funny
genius - GrapeJuiceKV 3 Comments
What if they said let's go to court
I tried this one a few minutes ago! It's the best! The person was totally confused!
This one was the best! Definitely worth every second!
Lmao, I'm so doing this one at my next slumber party. This is a funny one.
This is so funny my eyes started to get watery. It worked on all my friends. They all fell for this jokeV 15 Comments
Yes. I did this to 118118 if you know what it is. They were like sorry, I didn't understand your inquiry. This was very weird and my classmates and I were laughing so much that my teacher came up to us. My friends said that she was ordering some pizza at Pizza Hut. We were laughing even more then.
Not a bad idea thanks
Oldest 1 in the bookV 1 Comment
This isn't as funny as you'd expect in Australia
In New Zealand, we have Christmas in the first month of Summer.
So the last month then?
In Australia it would be winter...
This is absolutely hilarious. Just call a random person ask them where to deliver the weed and they freak out. I called a random person and a little girl answered the phone and she was screaming "mommy, mommy mommy, there's a guy on the phone and wants to know where to put the weed. " The mom was like what. And then the little girl asked the mom "what is weed" lmfao
THIS IS SO FUNNY I CALLED THE PERSON AND THEY WERE ABSOLUTELY FREAKED OUT! I LOVED HOW THEY WERE TOTALLY BAFFLED
Laugh out loud I CALLED THIS PERSON I SAID IT THEY WAS LIKE WHAT WEED! THEY WERE SCARED I WAS CRYING LAUGHING
Funny did it to a little kid started screaming I don't want weed then he started crying laugh out loudV 8 Comments
If they say chapsticks? Then say yes the sticks on your lips
I did this to face values and they said of coarse, WE ARE A BEAUTY STORE!
You got that off a YouTube video what
I'm a big lady and I need something that will make my man go "uungh" LOL - DiscordV 1 Comment
This really works! I've gotten responses like where they play along & where they start out! Haha this made me cry my eyes out from laughing
I think it is some awesome prank cals
My friend's lil sister did this, and they accsidentaly called a police man and the police man came and checked her house for a dead body. 😳
Laugh out loud! I tried this one and my friend is like, umm I don't know?!?! This is how the conversation went
Me: (random name) a found the body! Where should k bury it!?!?
Friend: huh!?! What body wait... WHAT!?!?
Me: ya, wait a minute is this Carter?
Friend: umm no this is Natali...
Me: AH FORGET WHAT I SAID HAHA BYE
Friend: (calls her mom and tells her a murderer is calling her)
Me: I'll get you💀 (hangs up)
My dad works for dominos and when I did this he answered and when he got home he told me about it and I started laughing and he realized it was MEEE! - CodaMarie
Pizza Hut is the best
This was so funny, I nearly pissed myself, do it do it do it!
Instead of dominos we called Greco and it went like this:
Us: hello can we have the number for Pizza Hut?
Worker: sorry that's 1-800-crappypizza.
We hung up and died laughing.
Really good 1
I am going to try it xx
That is not funny you can ruined relationship and marriage is like thatthink before you post!
That's stupid you could seriously ruin a relationship!
On the off chance of you actually getting the guys name right you can't ruin a relationship
This actually seems really funny but the AIDs part is kinda messed upV 4 Comments
My friend is always saying her life sucks so this was the best way to prank her
It said no thanks sir please put me on your do not call list my life is good
Messaging this one is better than calling them. - Animefan12
Leave a message if they don't pick up.
Then when the person says"I think you got the wrong number" hang up.
Call back 2 minutes later and say " Heather, I accidently called the wrong number about the body! "
Don't do this! It can actually get you in a lot of trouble.
Yes I would I love prank calling the numbers real numbers
You'd go to jail. Beware. - Animefan12V 8 Comments
I want to do this so bad
That would be so hilarious. Totally doing this at my sleepover this weekend!
This was so funny I did this and the guy started screaming his head off going nuts he actually had had it and said he didn't use a condom and that he already had a wife and 5 kids!V 9 Comments
I did this and it went something like this
Me:hi this is Sara from Victoria's secret your red fleecy G string is ready for pick up along with your 30g of Viagra and black strap on.
Them it was a dude: I didn't order this buts it perfect for my girlfriend We were planning to have sex tomorrow I'll go pick it up if you have some I'll also take a red lace bra and a red lace pair of panties
Me:ok we have that it will be ready at 1:00 today thank you I hope you have fun having sex
Him :I will thanks bye I'll see you with the next order
My friend and I had actually used this situation in prank calls often, in which one victim was furious after finding out the news. And actually shouted at her 20 year old daughter, suspecting that she ordered the items.
It's the best. You need to try this.
❤ - K
This is brilliant! Used it on my boyfriend, he freaked out. He was like what?! Then I told him it was me, he reaction was hilarious!
Laugh out loud so funny I am going to try this next time I prank call someoneV 6 Comments
Love it laugh out loud
I tried this on a italian restaurant and they got so mad
You'd be the one who gets caught. - Animefan12
Love how AnimeFan is the only one with an actual accountV 5 Comments
If you call this number in my town it plays the song!
Dude I see you posting this number everywhere but you literally NEVER put the area code!
K I need the area code it wont let me call her
Oh yeah, this song!V 9 Comments
Great! I tried this once and the guy played along and said yes and that he had been looking for a penguin named Pablo!
This reminds me of the backyardigans but if someone said would you like to buy a kangaroo named Austin I would probably freak out and say Yes.
Thanks I will try this I'm really good at making fun of accents and people
This is what I will try
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2. Call a hotel in Hawaii with bad ratings and ask questions about their rooms, like how many they have and the types of beds and stuff.
3. Call a pizza shop and when they answer, say, "your pizza burned the tongue right off my daughter, you jerk you better pay for a new one!" and hang up.
2. Call a business and start screaming in a horrible accent, "I've came here 20 times and manager told me that I could get coupon and I didn't get coupon and I have such sad life and whyyyyy!" (sob sob)
3. Why did you hang up on me?
2. Ask for some random person and then hang up when you are told you have the wrong number. Call back later with a disguised accent, and say you're [insert name used earlier] and ask if there are any messages for you.
3. Where do babies come from?
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