Top 10 Best Prank Call Ideas

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Is Mister Wall there? No. How about Misses Wall? No. Then what's holding up your ceiling?

Lolz I dialed on *67 to this random person and said:
Me: "Hello, is Mr. Wall there, please? "
Person: "There is no Mr. Wall here, sorry"
Me: "Can I speak with Mrs. Wall then, please? "
Person: "Mrs. Wall does not live here. "
Me: "Well, can I speak with Harry Wall, please? "
Person: "There is no one here by that name, either. Sorry. "
Me: "Are there any Walls there? "
Person: "No, there are no walls here. Sorry. "
Me: "Then may I ask what's holding up your house? "
I was LMAO!

This is so fun my sister and I try it on a lot of people and for some reason they still stay on the phone with us but of course we did change the ending just a teeny bit laugh out loud keep on prankin

haha how funny I tried that they laughed so hard and so did I

Me:is there a mr wall there
Person: no
Me: mrs. Wall
Person:no
Me: harry walls
Person: no
Me: are there any walls
Person: yes four actually
Me:...

Say "Hi this is Jenny from 31 Flavors, if you can name 31 Flavors in 31 seconds you can win 31 thousand dollars, ready go!!" super fast and peppy.

This is amazing. I called a random person and said that and they started screaming. Then they got really mad cause they beat the challenge. I think she was an icecream freak. Then I told her to go to shiver shack and claim her money there. And it worked.

It was awesome! I tried it on a person and at the end she couldn't even talk, so I just hung up on her!

I tried this and the guy got really mad because he beat the challenge

This is so funny. The lady got so mad she started shouting in another language.

Why did you hang up on me?

This is the best, start crying to give it effect :')

Laugh out loud Super funny

When some one prank call you try to be hook up with them

My friend and I did this to a restaurant and the guy who answered took seven minutes to tell me that I was beautiful and wasn't worth the guy who "hung up on me". It was so cute and then he said that I sound beautiful and to call back with anymore problems of mine. That made our day.

Ask for some random person and then hang up when you are told you have the wrong number. Call back later with a disguised accent, and say you're [insert name used earlier] and ask if there are any messages for you.

I did this, and this is how it went.

Me: Hey, is this Marc?
Them: Um, no, sorry.
Me: Okay, well, if Marc picks up please tell him I ordered shrimp with anchovies and clam soup. Kay?
Them: Uh, well, sure?
Me: Thank you so so much!

5 min later

Me (english accent): Hello, is this Cam?
Them: No! You have the wrong number!
Me: Excuse me, I'm Marc. Any messages for me?
Them: Er, well, yeah, this guy said he ordered shrimp with anchovies and clam soup so.. "
Me: THANK YOU did he mention anything about the body?
Them: Body? No. *hangs up*

laugh out loud!

I did this and this is how it went

Hi Jesse
Um this is not Jesse.
Is Jesse there?
No this is a wrong number.
Well when you see him can you tell him that his order for Hawaiian pizza with guava rolls and salami is in
Um ok

1o minutes later

Hey is Pablo there
Are you prank calling me I am called by people randomly
No.
Ok. Thanks for being honest.
Well is Pablo ther?
They ran around the house saying Pablo
My son is not here
Ok I am Jesse
Wait you ordered Hawaiian pizza with guava and um... Salami

This one is fun, but DONT HANG UP when they tell you have the wrong number. Leave a message anyways. Say something like "well if you see FAKE NAME tell him... " and you make up something random and weird. Its hilarious, sometimes they actually pass the message on.

Me: Hi Katy!
Person: Uh, there is no Katy here..
Me: Really? No Katy?
Person: No Katy here.
Me: Oh, well if Katy comes by tell her I wanted a thin, crispy pepperoni pizza with 2 large bottles of Dr. Pepper.
Person: Um... Alright...
(hangs up)

Person: Who's this?
Me: Um.. Katy?
Person: Huh?
Me: My name is Katy and I wonder if a girl called Aisha is here.
Person: I don't think so.. But I heard this girl wanted a pepperoni pizza with 2 bottles of Dr. Pepper or something. Maybe that's her?
Me: Yes it is! Thanks. It's not like you heard anything about some secret drugs, right?
Person: No?!?!?
(hangs up)

Claim you are doing a survey and then ask random and hilarious questions.

Okay, that should be good, I'd really like to try that. Like ask things such as this:
"What color is your refrigerator? "
"Is your room colorful with many ponies and unicorns? "
And the best, "Will you marry me? " Then, hang up.

I am definitely going to try this. The reactions I'm going to get are going to be hilarious! I think I'll make a game out of it and see how many random questions I can ask before they hang up.

I did this on omegle. I tried 2 variations for my school newspaper. I asked the what there name is A. Trey B. Lucile or C. Fred and when they usually said none I hung up. I also delved quite deeply into the worst things people have read on the internet.

"What is your pet llama's favorite food? "
"Uh, I own a dog and not a llama."
"Catch up with the times! "
"Have yo dreamed about any rocks lately? "
"No."
"Man, your responses are weird! Do you have insanity disorder? "

Ask if they will confirm their order of exotic Mexican dancers for a bachelor party.

I did this, and apparently a ACTUALLY called a dude who was getting married and he started swearing saying "MY WIFE WOULD NEVER DO THAT! WE ARE GETTING MARRIED! " I swear I was dying!

Nice I may just change it a little bit but sounds HILARIOUS. I will definitely try it out sometime!

Tried this one on my boyfriend earlier t was so funny he was just like 'what, sorry who is this' it was jokes anyone who hasnt trie it yet you have got to.

Me: Hi, It's Mike, I just wanted to confirm my order for exotic Mexican dancers at my friend's bachelor party.
Person: Um, I think you have the wrong number.
Me: Oh I'm so sorry! Goodbye!

One minute later...

(ringing the same number back)
Me: Hi, It's Mike, I just wanted to confirm my order for exotic Mexican dancers at my friend's bachelor party.
Person: You again? Look, I don't have time for this!
Me: Of course you have time, Mexican dancing is very simple! I'll teach you if you like!
Person: Is this a prank call?
Me: Prank call! How could you be so rude! I am calling to confirm my order for exotic Mexican-
Person: I get it. Bye!
Me: DON'T FORGET TO BUY THE Mexican DRESSES!

We laughed so hard! Funniest thing ever!

Hmm, yes I ordered a pizza an hour ago and I want to know when it's coming.

Just tried it on some Jamaican dude and he got all upset

Asked my mom this she say she's at the hospital then laugh her butt off at me while I'm appologising

I did this B4 and the person called us back. The funniest.

Oh My GOD!

I just tried it on some poor old random dude! I went Like This:

Me: Hey, LOOK I ordered a pizza an hour ago, and It still hasn't came here yet.

Him: Sorry, I don't have pizzas. You have the wrong number.

Me (defensively/Getting louder)- YES YOU DO! STOP LYING! WHERE ARE MY PIZZAS?

Him- I don't have pizzas!

Me- I'm reporting you to the main office.

Him- I sure wish you would.

Then I slammed the phone down.

Where do babies come from?

Hilarious! The best one I've ever heard in my life.

! This should be number 1! Imagine how awkward it would be!...
Me: Excuse me, but where do babies come from?
Random person: Um...who is this?
Me: I'm (insert fake name, just in case).
Random person: Are you a grown-up or a child?
Me: Well, basically, if I'm a grown-up, I'd obviously know where babies come from.
Random person: Why do you want to know?
Me: Well, I just watched The Boss Baby. Have you watched it?
Random person: Um, yeah...?
Me: Good! Anyway, there's the part where the Boss Baby takes Tim to BabyCorp, and Tim asks, "So this is where babies come from? " and the baby's like, "Where did you think? The cabbage patch? Magic fairies? " and Tim says, "Well, my parents told me that..." and he whispers something to the Boss Baby and the baby's like, "Eww! Gross! " I wanna know what Tim whispered. It's obviously disgusting, judging from the baby's reaction, but I love disgusting stuff, so I'm asking you. By the way, are You a grown-up.
Random person: ...more

! I got my friend, Lily with this and she was like "WHAT?! YOU'RE SO GROSS, BRIGETTE! " Hilarious! Definitely doing that one again!

I always use this one. It is so hilarious!

Say "You are the weakest link" and hang up.

I GOT to try that, that's really funny. I can just imagine what the person will do when they get that call. (confusion probably)

Hahah this is hilarious! Just tired it out and it was so funny

The doctor who in this is amazing

"You are the weakest link, goodbye." Is this from doctor who?

Use a real bad Chinese accent and say "we sell egg rolls! $20 for one egg roll! Egg rolls! egg rolls! You buy egg roll or we hunt you down!"

I'm Chinese but I don't have a Chinese accent.
Why am I so miserable.

You could also say "Or we get the NINJAS! "

Lol why do I have to use a Chinese accent when I already have one! Lol

This one totally made meee laugh out loud. Just imagining a voice on the phone in that Chinese accent all fast like, going all "EGGROLL! EGGROLL! Wee hunt you DOWN! " That just madness me really want to try this.

The Contenders

Hi this is Radio Disney, you just won 3 tickets to see One Direction Live at (insert Stadium). You just need to answer this survey in order to win. Are you ready to start? [Hang up]

This is hilarious I tried this one they were screaming " I WON! " laugh out loud!

People get so exited, I just talked with somebodies parents about their concert! These teens are so happy! Laughing out loud!

I called someone and they were like "hello" I was like "hi this is radio Disney, you just won three tickets to see one direction live. you just need to answer this survey in order to win. are you ready to start? " they were like "NO! SHUT YOUR MOUTH! BYE!

This was so funny I tried it on my aunt and she screamed out I WON WIN WINNED AND Then lol

Call McDonald's and say "Hi I'm stuck in one of your toilets and need help getting out because I'm a paraplegic" then yell "HURRY UP MY CHEESEBURGER IS GOING COLD"

I DID THIS AND STAYED ON THE PHONE! They were like OH MY GOD! And she dropped the phone and I heard her running! ! And she came back and said hello? boy's bathroom or girl's then I hung up HAHAA

So funny I did it while I was in a McDonald's and the person behind the counter just yelled out FIRE FIRE TORNADO and everyone ran out of McDonald's and this guy came out of the ladies room with just underwear on and the person behind the counter was life your welcome air I just had you get unstuck from the toilet

I called them and they said
"If your going to stay on the phone we are going to call the cops."
I freaked out and immediately hung up lol

I did this to my dad and said "i'm STUCK ON YOUR TOILET! " And hung up. I was as an unknown number and he didn't know it was me.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Well you better go and catch it.

I think that the first nine are better because everybody knows this one. I got an idea. Call 2 random people and leave your phones there until they hang up. The 2 people will be confused because they think that one called the other. I forgot where I got that from, but it is funny.

This is so funny this prank call I tryed it on many people you should use it well done to the person who made this up

This joke has been around forever doesn't work
Everyone had heard it

I like to consume bacoon and UNiCorn FARtS With babies and slimy eggs Against my sandwitch thingers

Call a business and start screaming in a horrible accent, "I've came here 20 times and manager told me that I could get coupon and I didn't get coupon and I have such sad life and whyyyyy!" (sob sob)

I tried this once, the lady also had an accent but she had no clue what I was saying. We started yelling at her for a coupon for the salon.

Cracked up at this one

This one is so funny.

LOL so funny I tried this and they hung up

Call Petsmart and when they answer, say 'Hear me roar like a mountain lion!', then try to to it.

If I do this I mean it's worth it but if I prank call pets mart I will get in a lot of trouble

We said hear me roar like a mountain and she said WHAT! We tried to say it again but we couldn't stop laughing.

BAHA YES

Lol this worked so well! This is what happend:
Man: Petsmart this is Justin
Me: Hear me roar like a mountain lion
Man: Um I don't hear anything
*i was actually in Petsmart so I roared
Man: THE ANIMALS ARE CRYING! Then he hung up lol

Call a hotel in Hawaii with bad ratings and ask questions about their rooms, like how many they have and the types of beds and stuff.

Ask how many different kinds of bugs are in each room

Call someone and say I got my period and I don't know to do. I really need you

That's stupid what if you don't bag there number

I called a hotel in Hawaii that had 1 review

Call a random number and pretend you are Siri

This is halarious
Try Hello, tis is the nationtional Cheese Factory of switzerland we are calling to report that you (made up name) have overdue swiss cheese to report a fraude please call 123 456 7890 your cheese will be fined in the next 3 hours

The best thing is that when you do call, they look down at their phone and make its not actually Siri! (I did this about 20 feet away from a person.)

Ooh this sounds good lol

This is the best

Hey, it's Jennifer. I left my super duper maxi pads at your house. If you could return them, that would be great. I have major leakage. Thanks.

Laugh out loud I did this to my BFF and she was like who r you and I was like (random name) and then she was like ooh yeah I found those and got my period yesterday and used them sorry then hung up and called me and was like some random person just called me and was like I left my super super maxi pads at your house and
So I was so freaked out just told them I used them and hung up lmao!

I have so got to try this one, even though I'm a guy, this would be hilarious! So calling random people tonight! HAHA!

I'm trying it that's gonna be so funny. I have tried this I hope you enjoy it. In a weird hard to understand accent say hello is marc there(but don't pause keep on talking) tell him he can't keep leaving his pants at my house my boyfriend/husband almost noticed ill see you tonight and forget your pants on your way over

Depends on whether it's leakage from her armpits (sweat) or the other!

Call a pizza shop and when they answer, say, "your pizza burned the tongue right off my daughter, you jerk you better pay for a new one!" and hang up.

Funny

I did this

Hi it's Stacy from fat zap would you like me to zap your fat away? Do you have any questions on this process?

I tried it, so funny! Here's how it went:

Me: Hi! It's Stacy from fat zap would you like me to zap away your fat?

Person: Uh... Well, that would be amazing but-
Me: Great! Ready? 3, 2, 1, and... Abra Kadabra Alakazam! Zap!

Person:...

Me: You have offcially lost... 23 pounds!

Person: Uh, well... Great...

Me: Great indeed! For further information on what this is, please visit I just pranked you dot com!

Hi, remember me, I still love you.. I left something at you house, yes you know me.

I did this to a person, and this is how it went out (i used a different name, because I am male)

Me: Hello, this is Alex from fat zap would you like me to zap your fat away? Do you have any questions on this process?
Other Person, Who is actually a child: No thanks, I am underweight for my age. (Hangs up.)

This child said it so quickly and calmly that I was so puzzled when he hang up.

Laugh out loud so funny I have to do this!

It was so funny we said it and they said they are in shape then they said round is a shape right and I had to hang up because I was laughing so much

Call a random guy and say "children in the back seat cause accidents! Accidents in the back seat cause children!" then hang up.

This is actually funny.

You are an accident

Ah, I get it, lol!

Lmfao

Say 'I can't hear you' until they hang up.

This one is so old, best trick to wiggle off telemarketers

I did this once in school (because I actually couldn't hear them) Then they hang up. THEN THEY CALLED AGAIN! I was like:... Wut.

I did this to my local mcdnalds and I said what 3 times and then the guy said OH SHUT UP WILL YOU!
lol

Call a random number and start singing happy birthday!

I tried this and the lady almost sounded sorry for me.

Me:Happy birthday to you...happy birthday to you-
Her: Oh-
Me: happy birthday dear Katy, happy birthday to you!
Her: Oh, I'm so sorry sweetie, I hate to tell you that I'm not Katie...
Me: You're not? Where is she? Are you her mother?
Her: Um, no...This is Samantha. I think you may have the wrong number. I'm so, so sorry..What number did you call?
Me: Oh, um, you know what, I'll just go back and look again..
(I completely forgot the number I dialed)
Her: Okay, honey. I hope you find Katy! Have a nice day!

I've done a lot on this list probably like 5 or 6 but the only place that I have called is the same Taco Bell over and over agin and the same guy keeps picking up so this time I sang happy b day and he started going off about if I kept calling he would get the cops to track down my number so looks like I a be callin McDonald's now

The funniest prank call idea ever!

I apparently called a hospital and she said thanks and all, but I heard her yell, "SECURITY! " Then I hung ul

Did I leave my clothes in your bedroom?

I did this and the guy just played along saying I did lmao. I was saying I'm going to call him tomorrow to come and pick it up. Then I started hinting we would have sex when I come. It was pretty funny that he played along the whole time.

I did this on my friend Lena and so her boyfriend was part of it so when he walked out of the room without his phone I called him so lena picked up and I gave her no time to speak and I was like hey did I leave my underwear in your room last night and they got in such a bad argument it was so funny when ant the end he told her it was a prank.

This is a amazing I done it on my boy best friend and he had the massive shock of his life

That's FUNNY radio rebel

Call McDonald's and ask "Is this the Krusty Krab?"

No this is Patrick

I did it. This is how it went:
Me: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Worker: No, this is McDonald's is there something I can help you with?
Me: This is Patrick ordering a Krabby Patty.
Worker: OK, is there something I can help you with?
Me: Yes, make me a Krabby Patty with all the good stuff.
Worker: ONKY CALL MCDONALDS FOR GOOD REASONS
then she hang up

If they say "no this is patrick" then id be done, they would have pranked me

I did this to Pizza Hut and the manager answers the phone I was like hello is this the Krusty crab and the manger said no it's Pizza Hut so I said o my god I'm being kid napped so get me a pizza haha try it lol!

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