Top Ten Funniest Caution Signs

The Top Ten

1 This machine has no brain. Use your own!

Er - but what if we don't have one?

2 If you encounter a mountain lion, face lion, back away slowly, be large, shout, and pick up your kids without bending your knees. If attacked, fight back.

3 Not only will this kill you, it will also hurt the whole time you are dying.

Hmm. Logical thing to do is get away from it. Oh, damn, where are my glasses?

4 Touching wire causes instant death. $200 fine.

Haha! This is just INSANE!
I'll happily pay up when I'm dead.

5 We've upped our safety standards, so up yours too!

It's unpleasant, but it's to ensure health. Like flossing.

6 Danger! That Shirt Makes Your Ass Look Fat!

7 A single act of carelessness leads to the eternal loss of beauty.

8 In case of fire, exit building before tweeting about it.

Wondering how many lives social media has claimed? Don't.

9 Safety Ladder. Use at your own risk.

10 Caution: Lawyers Ahead!

Indeed! Some lawyers are crazy...

The Contenders

11 Do not stand on wall

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