Top Ten Funniest Conspiracy Theories That Don't ExistWhat are some hilarious conspiracy theories you can come up with that don't exist? (Notice that this is for COMEDY only. I am not trying to offend anybody, and if I unintentionally do then I apologize.)
The Top Ten
This would be funny, but also kind of saddening knowing that your parents have just been sand all your life. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
I'm a grain of silt what do I worship
All hail the magic coffee tables! Peace come to the mighty Tablans! - RaineSage
I laughed sooo hard I almost peed my pants
So THAT'S why there's a whole in the wall of my apartment building!
But I thought I was part of the illuminati... - styLIShT
Anyone reading this, PLEASE put this as new entry, as it does not let me. "You should trust everything the government and the media tells you because they know best and have your best interests at heart, they care for you and have the highest amount of respect for you, and put people before profit."
I'm sorry wall! I didn't mean to badmouth your organisation! Don't crush me! - RaineSage
If this happens I would just go out with lots of bowls and collect the food for my family. The world may be under attack, but at least we are full. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
Oh no! Not the cheese! Anything but the cheese, it burns! - RaineSage
I hope it rains good cheese
I hope it tastes good.
Ketchup, Catsup, Ketchup, Catsup. - Mr Burns.
Bah who needs logic and evidence when you can have ketchup skin? - RaineSage
Where are the French fries?
What dictionary? What language, and why? Meh, who cares? Aliens rule all.
@RaineSage You Mean Alien language
You caught me! Darn... - ObviouslyNotATroll
Oh no I was right - Toucan
Maybe the high ranking users are part of it. You ever notice they don't tell their succes stories other than, "Work hard, do good"? - BlueTopazIceVanilla
Mwahaha! Fear me!
...And every other TopTenner on the site but you. Because... Reasons, I guess?
It's just like in the movies. I will tell you my whole evil plan and life story (why? Because I am a villain) and you kill me while I am doing it. - RaineSage
How would you know your life was staged if you were just born? - BlueTopazIceVanilla
I can understand that the first part is actually kinda believable (I watch Vsauce videos) but come on its McDonald's! Why would they want to stage the life of the public and how? - RaineSage
So that's why Slayer made that Raining Blood song... - UltimateHybridX
Mm! Just imagine what a sandwich, (especially a sacred one) will taste like! - BlueTopazIceVanilla
That means we are all vampires. Okay. *keeps sipping the blood of sky dwelling food* - RaineSage
I have put my hand through plenty of cobwebs. Does that mean that I am in another dimension now?
This is most ridiculous theory I have heard
I've been through a lot of dimensions then.
This one I can actually kind of see people believing there are already some people who think that it was the american government so thinking it was instead Donald Trump is not that much more of a stretch
Trump is actually a alien lizard from sargon21b he staged 911 to banish Muslims from the 5th dimension
u know its true
I love Justin Bieber!
Cats are liquids
He has satanic backward messages in his songs, this is proof enof for me
That's a load of crap
I know right
So is he
My god, this list is just excellent - styLIShT
I'm tired a lot. Does that mean my head is constantly a sandwich? - RaineSage
Wouldn't it be so funny to be walking in the savannah, when sudennly you see a random Elmo's Potty Time book? - BlueTopazIceVanilla