Top Ten Funniest Conspiracy Theories That Don't Exist

This would be funny, but also kind of saddening knowing that your parents have just been sand all your life.

All hail the magic coffee tables! Peace come to the mighty Tablans!

Anyone reading this, PLEASE put this as new entry, as it does not let me. "You should trust everything the government and the media tells you because they know best and have your best interests at heart, they care for you and have the highest amount of respect for you, and put people before profit."

I'm sorry wall! I didn't mean to badmouth your organisation! Don't crush me!

So THAT'S why there's a whole in the wall of my apartment building!

But I thought I was part of the illuminati...

If this happens I would just go out with lots of bowls and collect the food for my family. The world may be under attack, but at least we are full.

Oh no! Not the cheese! Anything but the cheese, it burns!

I hope it tastes good.

Bah who needs logic and evidence when you can have ketchup skin?

Where are the French fries?

What dictionary? What language, and why? Meh, who cares? Aliens rule all.

Mwahaha! Fear me!
...And every other TopTenner on the site but you. Because... Reasons, I guess?

It's just like in the movies. I will tell you my whole evil plan and life story (why? Because I am a villain) and you kill me while I am doing it.

Maybe the high ranking users are part of it. You ever notice they don't tell their succes stories other than, "Work hard, do good"?

You caught me! Darn...

Oh no I was right

I can understand that the first part is actually kinda believable (I watch Vsauce videos) but come on its McDonald's! Why would they want to stage the life of the public and how?

How would you know your life was staged if you were just born?

Mm! Just imagine what a sandwich, (especially a sacred one) will taste like!

That means we are all vampires. Okay. *keeps sipping the blood of sky dwelling food*

I have put my hand through plenty of cobwebs. Does that mean that I am in another dimension now?

I've been through a lot of dimensions then.

This one I can actually kind of see people believing there are already some people who think that it was the american government so thinking it was instead Donald Trump is not that much more of a stretch

Cats are liquids

That's a load of crap

I'm tired a lot. Does that mean my head is constantly a sandwich?

Wouldn't it be so funny to be walking in the savannah, when sudennly you see a random Elmo's Potty Time book?