Top Ten Funniest Conspiracy Theories That Don't Exist

This would be funny, but also kind of saddening knowing that your parents have just been sand all your life. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

I'm a grain of silt what do I worship

All hail the magic coffee tables! Peace come to the mighty Tablans! - RaineSage

Anyone reading this, PLEASE put this as new entry, as it does not let me. "You should trust everything the government and the media tells you because they know best and have your best interests at heart, they care for you and have the highest amount of respect for you, and put people before profit."

I'm sorry wall! I didn't mean to badmouth your organisation! Don't crush me! - RaineSage

Especially if those walls form a triangle

If this happens I would just go out with lots of bowls and collect the food for my family. The world may be under attack, but at least we are full. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Oh no! Not the cheese! Anything but the cheese, it burns! - RaineSage

Oohh, I guess I'm gonna need lots of buckets to catch those cheese! - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

Bah who needs logic and evidence when you can have ketchup skin? - RaineSage

Does it mean that if I lick my skin, it will taste like ketchup? - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

Maybe the high ranking users are part of it. You ever notice they don't tell their succes stories other than, "Work hard, do good"? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Mwahaha! Fear me!
...And every other TopTenner on the site but you. Because... Reasons, I guess?

It's just like in the movies. I will tell you my whole evil plan and life story (why? Because I am a villain) and you kill me while I am doing it. - RaineSage

What dictionary? What language, and why? Meh, who cares? Aliens rule all. - RaineSage

I can understand that the first part is actually kinda believable (I watch Vsauce videos) but come on its McDonald's! Why would they want to stage the life of the public and how? - RaineSage

So that's why Slayer made that Raining Blood song... - UltimateHybridX

Mm! Just imagine what a sandwich, (especially a sacred one) will taste like! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Does it mean that I'm a vampire because I drink sandwiches' blood? - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

I have put my hand through plenty of cobwebs. Does that mean that I am in another dimension now? - RaineSage

I've been through a lot of dimensions then.

I'm tired a lot. Does that mean my head is constantly a sandwich? - RaineSage

Wouldn't it be so funny to be walking in the savannah, when sudennly you see a random Elmo's Potty Time book? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Trump is actually a alien lizard from sargon21b he staged 911 to banish Muslims from the 5th dimension
u know its true