Top Ten Funniest Conspiracy Theories That Don't ExistRaineSage What are some hilarious conspiracy theories you can come up with that don't exist? (Notice that this is for COMEDY only. I am not trying to offend anybody, and if I unintentionally do then I apologize.)
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This would be funny, but also kind of saddening knowing that your parents have just been sand all your life. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
I'm a grain of silt what do I worship
All hail the magic coffee tables! Peace come to the mighty Tablans! - RaineSageV 2 Comments
Anyone reading this, PLEASE put this as new entry, as it does not let me. "You should trust everything the government and the media tells you because they know best and have your best interests at heart, they care for you and have the highest amount of respect for you, and put people before profit."
I'm sorry wall! I didn't mean to badmouth your organisation! Don't crush me! - RaineSage
Especially if those walls form a triangleV 2 Comments
If this happens I would just go out with lots of bowls and collect the food for my family. The world may be under attack, but at least we are full. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
Oh no! Not the cheese! Anything but the cheese, it burns! - RaineSage
Oohh, I guess I'm gonna need lots of buckets to catch those cheese! - BlueFrostOfThunderClanV 2 Comments
Bah who needs logic and evidence when you can have ketchup skin? - RaineSage
Does it mean that if I lick my skin, it will taste like ketchup? - BlueFrostOfThunderClanV 2 Comments
Maybe the high ranking users are part of it. You ever notice they don't tell their succes stories other than, "Work hard, do good"? - BlueTopazIceVanilla
Mwahaha! Fear me!
...And every other TopTenner on the site but you. Because... Reasons, I guess?
It's just like in the movies. I will tell you my whole evil plan and life story (why? Because I am a villain) and you kill me while I am doing it. - RaineSage
What dictionary? What language, and why? Meh, who cares? Aliens rule all. - RaineSage
I can understand that the first part is actually kinda believable (I watch Vsauce videos) but come on its McDonald's! Why would they want to stage the life of the public and how? - RaineSageV 2 Comments
So that's why Slayer made that Raining Blood song... - UltimateHybridX
Mm! Just imagine what a sandwich, (especially a sacred one) will taste like! - BlueTopazIceVanilla
Does it mean that I'm a vampire because I drink sandwiches' blood? - BlueFrostOfThunderClanV 1 Comment
I have put my hand through plenty of cobwebs. Does that mean that I am in another dimension now? - RaineSage
I've been through a lot of dimensions then.
I love Justin Bieber!
I'm tired a lot. Does that mean my head is constantly a sandwich? - RaineSage
Wouldn't it be so funny to be walking in the savannah, when sudennly you see a random Elmo's Potty Time book? - BlueTopazIceVanilla
Trump is actually a alien lizard from sargon21b he staged 911 to banish Muslims from the 5th dimension
u know its true
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