Funniest and Dumbest Ways to Die

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The Top Ten

1 Try to put out fire with an oil hose
2 Point an RPG rocket at your face and shoot it

Well now that was a rocket full - Curti2594

I wonder how this wor- -BOOM-
*a hole is in my face where the rocket went* - aarond09

3 Strangle yourself to death

It would be better if we use our own hands for this job. - Kiteretsunu

4 Eat a poisoned burrito
5 Shoot the sun with a RPG and make it fall on you
6 Look at the operational side of the portal gun

-spontaneously combusts into tacos- - aarond09

7 Shoot at a police officer
8 Attempt to break out of an insane asylum
9 Drive your helicopter into a building on purpose

Sadly, some people do this with harming others as the objective. - PetSounds

Nine eleven For example
Except it was terrorist jets - aarond09

10 Drive your car into a nuclear facility

Homer did something similar in Tapped Out's prologue. However, he was using his myPad on the job. Damn it, Homer Simpson

The Contenders

11 Starving in a Walmart when you have $/£6000 in your pocket

I don't know how much that is compared to US Dollars, but it looks like a lot. You just have to spend a few dollars. If you want to save money buy 4 loaves of bread and live on that for a month. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

12 Let somebody shoot a bullet down your throat
13 Trying to put a fire out with kerosene
14 Bungee Jumping with Pantyhose
15 Jumping out a window
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3. Point an RPG rocket at your face and shoot it
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3. Eat a poisoned burrito
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