1 A group of tribal people stepped on it, burned it, and start shouting things to their gods
2 Miley Cyrus twerked on it
Even though she is a terrible singer, I'd become her boyfriend if she ended homework!
Laugh out loud she is fit anyway and I would kiss her even though she did that.
Shouldn't it be nicki minaj?
3 My dog ate it
Me: But teacher, you didn’t assign homework. You assigned a appear to make you drink too much coffee, get no sleep, fall on the floor, cry, complain, and stress out.
Me: But you did!
Teacher: Young lady, go to the principal’s office.
Me: What’s he gonna do about it? What are YOU gonna do about it? What are YOU GONNA TELL HIM?
Class: OOOH MOM GET THE CAMERA YOU ARE THE ONE OH SAVAGE LIT #POKÉMOMGETHECAMERA LOL U BE SAVAGE OOH CONSPIRACY CONFIRMED YASS NO SCHOOL WE WILL ROCK YOU LOLLLOLOLOLO OMGASHEI JOIN THE SQUAD SIT WITH ME AT LUNCH [insert my name here]
4 My cat pooped on it
5 A large group of Directioners stepped on it
I hate directioners. I even hate that gay band- one direction. All they know is gay stuff. Can't even sing properly. - Robert_KIngstons123
6 The gods destroyed it
Zeus smitted it with a lightning bolt!
7 Vegeta destroyed it
8 It jumped out of the window
9 Crazy Squidward used it to kill SpongeBob
10 My dad used it as a condom
11 My homework teleported to the exosphere
12 We used it to test out our new shredder
13 My pet dragon accidentally sneezed on it and it caught on fire
14 I had a poo but ran out of toilet paper
15 It caught on fire
16 A Unicorn stole it
17 A unicorn puked rainbows on it and it died of cuteness
18 Sticks the badger sliced it with her boomerang
19 Goofy tripped on it
20 My little cousin ate it
21 My sibling thought that it was his/her homework so he/she has it
22 My sibling ran out of diapers so we had to use my homework to make a makeshift diaper
23 My toilet ate it
24 It was confiscated by another teacher
25 The garbage disposal ate it
26 My period started and we ran out of pads
27 My parents thought that it was the cable bill and accidentally mailed it to netflix
28 I wanted to watch SpongeBob episode "procrastination" to help me
29 I flew a potato on the fan and it dropped on my homework and exploded. You should have seen it.
30 Homework? You didn’t assign homework, you assigned a paper to give you stress.
31 I burned it in my fireplace
32 Sorry but I left my homework on another planet