Top Ten Funniest Pub Signs

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The Top Ten

1 Flowchart: "Is everything OK? Yes→Come and have a drink! No→Come and have a drink!"
2 Instagram your meal and receive a free concussion!

It's pointless, people. We know what food looks like. - PositronWildhawk

I need to drink at this pub - GlassweighanCountess

3 In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria.

Well, this is really interesting. Water vs alcoholic drinks, and they make water loose! And I found #5 really hilarious-... Worried about your ---- size... Just simply hilarious! Great list P.W. ! I bet this series will be one of the awesomest you ever created.
Cheers! - Kiteretsunu

4 We have 1100 satisfied clients! And one creepy guy who isn't allowed back... you know who you are...

This very same message was also outside a waxing studio. Which, would you say, is worse? - PositronWildhawk

5 Has your dog died? Worried about your cock's size? Discovered that your S.O. is gay? Starting to find animals attractive? You can numb these problems temporarily with the help of BOOZE! The more you drink the less you worry.

Haha! I know where all my money's going at the weekend!
The Cock Inn... Here I come... - Britgirl

6 The naked truth about our waitresses is that they flirt with you to get better tips.
7 Well behaved children welcome! The rest will be made into pies!
8 Alcohol may not be the road to happiness, but hey, at least it's an interesting drive!
9 It's just not fair! Every summer they do this to me! They put up hanging baskets without thinking of me. It is possible for a chalkboard to have hayfever as well, you know!
10 The Cock Tavern: Lots of nice beer and lovely meat!

Excellent! Beer from the tap or refrigerated? - PositronWildhawk

The Contenders

11 Water for your dogs. Or short people with low standards. We don't judge.
12 Hungry? We will feed you. Thirsty? We will get you drunk. Lonely? We will get you drunk.
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1. Flowchart: "Is everything OK? Yes→Come and have a drink! No→Come and have a drink!"
2. Instagram your meal and receive a free concussion!
3. In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria.
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