Top Ten Funniest Text Message AlertsBritgirl So many different text alerts. These are some I can remember because they made me laugh. Add some that you think would make great alert tones as well. Doesn't matter if they're made up. If you think it would sound funny, add it to the list.
The Top Ten
This should be an answerphone message. Imagine if your grandmother or the taxmen phoned you, and got this! Chortle! - PositronWildhawk
This might be Nick Clegg's text tone. - PositronWildhawk
I seriously want this one. Fabulous
Brilliant to hear in a library. Haha! - Britgirl
Everyone will be listening for the message. - Britgirl
Haha I'd be like no no no NO Don't - Curti2594
Great way to draw attention - PositronWildhawk
This actually used to be my text tone. I got rid of it after it went off in a big crowd near Hyde Park. So embarrassing. - PositronWildhawk
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