Top Ten Funniest Text Message Alerts

Britgirl
So many different text alerts. These are some I can remember because they made me laugh. Add some that you think would make great alert tones as well. Doesn't matter if they're made up. If you think it would sound funny, add it to the list.

The Top Ten

1 (In a posh English voice) Excuse me, sir, but I'm afraid someone is endeavouring to contact you telephonically. Shall I tell them to f*** off?

This should be an answerphone message. Imagine if your grandmother or the taxmen phoned you, and got this! Chortle! - PositronWildhawk

2 Psss! Shhh! Listen. . . YOU'VE GOT MAIL!

I seriously want this one. Fabulous

Brilliant to hear in a library. Haha! - Britgirl

3 Hey someone has actually sent you a message. Pity you don't know how to answer!

This might be Nick Clegg's text tone. - PositronWildhawk

4 It's your wife. . . Again!
5 Let my fart noise alert you to a text message
6 This is a sexy text message. Shall I read it out loud?

Everyone will be listening for the message. - Britgirl

Haha I'd be like no no no NO Don't - Curti2594

7 From Psycho: This is your Mother, Norman!
8 (Yoda) Ooh; message from the dark side, you have!

This actually used to be my text tone. I got rid of it after it went off in a big crowd near Hyde Park. So embarrassing. - PositronWildhawk

9 Don't read this text message. It's another from your stalker
10 The Queen is on hold

Great way to draw attention - PositronWildhawk

The Contenders

11 (Leonidas' voice) This is..... MESSAGE!!!
12 A voice: beep beep. Clunk, bang, plop, plop, ping. You just can't get the staff nowadays.
13 Bazinga
14 Your XXX delivery has arrived
15 Oh crap! It's your sister!
16 I love my man
17 Rakim yo ugly ahh got a message
18 Orgasm noises
19 The mail man's here
20 (Rebecca Black style) Message, message, now you have a message. Everyone's looking forward to read it out loud!
21 Someone says taco
22 You've got a text, but it's not from that girl. Sorry.
23 Going to Ouija mode...
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1. (In a posh English voice) Excuse me, sir, but I'm afraid someone is endeavouring to contact you telephonically. Shall I tell them to f*** off?
2. Hey someone has actually sent you a message. Pity you don't know how to answer!
3. It's your wife. . . Again!
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