Funniest Things to Say to Siri

The Top Ten
1 I Am Dumb
2 You're a Loser Siri
3 Siri, I Need Advice On Finding Bathrooms
4 How Old Are You
5 How Old Will I Be In the Year 100,000
6 Can You Do My Homework
7 What is 0 Divided by 0

Try this. No questions asked, just try it. You will laugh a lot.

8 Talk Dirty to Me
9 Where is the Nearest Cliff
10 Remind Me to Poop 5 Times Tomorrow
The Contenders
11 Change My Nickname to (Insert Something Long and Random)
12 Are You a Sumo Siri
13 Make Me a Sandwich
14 What Does the Fox Say?

I tried this and she actually said "it will be an ancient mystery"!

This one should be further up the list! I’v gotten like three or four different responses, all of which are HILARIOUS!

15 (During the Night) Good Morning, Siri.
16 Blah Blah Blah
17 Will You Marry Me?
18 Meow
19 Are You a Boy or a Girl? You Have Two Different Accents
20 Shut Up.
21 Go to Hell
22 What Happened to the Siri Who Crossed the Road?
23 I'm Drunk
24 Mirror Mirror on the Wall, who is the fattest of them all?
25 Tell Me a Joke.
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