Funniest Things to Say to Siri


The Top Ten

1 I Am Dumb
2 You're a Loser Siri
3 Siri, I Need Advice On Finding Bathrooms

Hahalolz this is a funny one! - HezarioSeth

4 How Old Are You
5 How Old Will I Be In the Year 100,000
6 Can You Do My Homework
7 What is 0 Divided by 0

Try this. No questions asked, just try it. You will laugh a lot. - Martinglez

Imagine that you have zero cookies and divide them equally amongst zero friends. See, it doesn't make sense. Now the Cookie Monster is sad that he has no cookies and you are sad that you have no friends. - PianoQueen

8 Talk Dirty to Me
9 Where is the Nearest Cliff
10 Remind Me to Poop 5 Times Tomorrow


The Contenders

11 Change My Nickname to (Insert Something Long and Random)
12 Are You a Sumo Siri
13 Make Me a Sandwich
14 (During the Night) Good Morning, Siri.
15 What Does the Fox Say?

I tried this and she actually said "it will be an ancient mystery"! - HappyFlower

16 Blah Blah Blah
17 Will You Marry Me?
18 Meow
19 Are You a Boy or a Girl? You Have Two Different Accents
20 What Happened to the Siri Who Crossed the Road?
21 I'm Drunk
22 Shut Up.
23 Tell Me a Joke.
24 Get Me a Girlfriend.
25 Get Me a Boyfriend
26 Go to Hell
27 Siri, You Are a Retard.
28 112
29 Okay Google.
30 Hello Computer
31 Deez Nuts
32 What's Your Name?
33 Are You a Robot?
34 What's Your Last Name?
35 Knock-Knock
36 How Much Does a Divorce Cost?
37 Can You Make Me Breakfast?
38 How are You?
39 Who's Your Parents?
40 108
41 Can You Blow My Whistle Baby?
42 Get Naked
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List Stats

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Top Remixes

1. I Am Dumb
2. Your a Loser Siri
3. Siri I Need Advice On Finding Bathrooms
1. What is 0 Divided by 0
2. Talk Dirty to Me
3. Change My Nickname to (Insert Something Long and Random)


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