1 Hang a mistletoe over two complete strangers
Haha! The most common one
Or worse... enemies!
2 Give a pre-holiday present that is just a card reminding you of when Christmas is
"I forgot, is it December 24, or 25? "
3 Slingshot the ornaments on Christmas trees
That's not funny... It's just mean.
Unless they're fake.
4 Give someone alcoholic eggnog when they specifically asked for non-alcoholic
I wouldn't try this on my dad. He's horrible when he's drunk.
Just make sure they're not underage first...
5 Leave a note to a family saying Santa's not coming this year
Its not all about presents though. kids need to learn that. But well, of course, well, I do indeed love Presents.
The younger the children, the more successful this one is.
I need to do that
6 Short circuit the Christmas lights
Shouldn't these light up? Maybe we need to buy new ones.
7 Put excessive amounts of tinsel on stranger's trees
Especially if they don't like tinsel.
8 Block the paths to all the Christmas tree farms nearby
Looks like we're gettin' a fake tree this year...
9 Walk in through a chimney wearing a Santa suit, and leave coal in the children's stockings, as well as a note saying "Santa came early this year"
This one may take some practice...
10 Convince a kid that Christmas has been officially moved to the summer
The Contenders
11 Build a life-size snowman and place it between a random sleeping couple in bed
12 Replace all the presents with exact replicas filled with rocks
Cool! A geology set! Thanks Santa!
That is price less
13 Give a kid new presents, but take the presents they got last year
14 Give your grandma a fake lottery ticket
That would be hilarious!
15 Tell kids Santa's secretly Justin Bieber
If there is anymore Bieber jokes this website is going down.
Kids would cry.
16 Swat them on Christmas morning.
Fun prank for your ex or a stranger!
That prank is crossing the line.
17 Give vegans a Turkey sandwich tell them it's tofu.
I know the Vegan hate around.
My mom would hate that.
18 Smash all the presents with a sledgehammer
That is just pure evil.
19 Sell air fresheners to people and say they are Christmas trees
20 Block the Christmas tree's path and leave a note saying ''Santa is dead''