Top Ten Funny Signs Found in Parks
NOTICE: Please feel to laugh at this list. But just so you know, If you pee yourself in the process, I will not be held responsible.Thank you
The Top Ten
1 Picking flowers in this park is prohibited (that includes noses)
2 Everyone is welcome to enjoy this park (especially those with big boobs)
WHOA what now? This sign would just make me want to run towards the exit!
Does this include man boobs?
3 Please do not feed the pigeons. THEY DO THINGS
Yes, but I look so dapper in dingy white.
4 You are free to play naked but if you drop the soap we are not responsible
Yet no one knows why they haven't switched to hand soap yet.
5 Dog run. No pets in this area.
6 You are forbidden to commit suicide in this field. Anyone found dead will be heavily fined. Thank you
Sounds like typical bureaucratic genius. How 'bout parks in high-crime areas? -- "Anyone found here after dark will probably be found here in the morning." Detroit, Chicago and Newark come to mind.
7 NOTICE: please do not throw stones at this sign. Thank you
8 WARNING: this sign has sharp edges
I hate this sign,it just exists to piss people off about how this sign has sharp edges
9 Please do not touch yourself in this park. Let the park attendant see to it. Thank you
Boy, howdy... She's off the chain now, kids. Pints and popcorn are available at the concession in the lobby.
I wonder how the overture to this would sound...
That sounds very creepy in a pervery way
Oof. Well that’s concerning
10 This bin is out of order. Leave your trash at the side. Thank you
The Contenders
11 No ball games in this park (that includes yours, Mister)
Ooh...ya authoritarian minx, ya!
12 Don't enter this park because this park has a lot of tigers
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