Top Ten Funny Things That Can Happen to You In London

Beware if you head to the capital, you never know what's around the corner for you...

The Top Ten

1 Get mistaken for a celebrity

I was once mistaken for George Clooney... (you think I'm joking... ) - Britgirl

2 Get invited to a noodle bar by complete strangers
3 Be invited to sing with a group of buskers
4 Get dragged into a nudist protest march

Do avoid these. If and when they happen, keep your distance, and keep your dignity. - PositronWildhawk

Don't ask. Long (embarrassing) story. Umm... Yes. Just don't ask. - Britgirl

5 Get hit on the head with a bible

I have, by an over enthusiastic preacher. I wouldn't have minded but he did it twice! - Britgirl

Where I live that would be called rude and mean to the bible and God. - funnyuser

6 Be proposed to on an underground train

Glad to say this never happened, but I have had weird things happen down there. - PositronWildhawk

7 Be asked where Times Square is

Seriously, this has happened. My friend just pointed away from him and said "Just over there on the left, my friend" - Britgirl

It seems as if some tourists don't know the difference between Piccadilly Circus and Times Square. - ethanmeinster

8 Get kissed by strangers

I have been the victim of said slobbery. Eek! - Britgirl

9 Be serenaded on a bus in central London
10 Be invited to be a statue for the forth plinth in Trafalgar Square

The Contenders

11 The guys from One Direction randomly appear in a bus

I would smack them in the face! Or something. - RiverClanRocks

12 You get asked to unclog a toilet at Cranley Gardens
13 You would be randomly offered tea
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