Top Ten Funny Things That Can Happen to You In London
Beware if you head to the capital, you never know what's around the corner for you...The Top Ten
1 Be invited to sing with a group of buskers
2 Be asked where Times Square is
Seriously, this has happened. My friend just pointed away from him and said "Just over there on the left, my friend"
It seems as if some tourists don't know the difference between Piccadilly Circus and Times Square.
3 Be proposed to on an underground train
Glad to say this never happened, but I have had weird things happen down there.
4 Be invited to be a statue for the forth plinth in Trafalgar Square
5 You would be randomly offered tea
6 Get mistaken for a celebrity
I was once mistaken for George Clooney... (you think I'm joking... )
7 Get dragged into a nudist protest march
Do avoid these. If and when they happen, keep your distance, and keep your dignity.
Don't ask. Long (embarrassing) story. Umm... Yes. Just don't ask.
8 Get invited to a noodle bar by complete strangers
9 Get hit on the head with a bible
I have, by an over enthusiastic preacher. I wouldn't have minded but he did it twice!
Where I live that would be called rude and mean to the bible and God.
10 Get kissed by strangers
The Contenders
11 Be serenaded on a bus in central London
12 The guys from One Direction randomly appear in a bus
I would smack them in the face! Or something.
13 You get asked to unclog a toilet at Cranley Gardens
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