Top Ten Funny Ways for a Girl to Tell Her Parents That She's Pregnant

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The Top Ten

1 Ask them to lend some small amounts of money over a period of time, and when they ask why, tell them.

Yea,I would like a small loan of a million dollars - Nateawesomeness

2 Visit them only once when you're enormous.

But first... Tell them that you've just gained a lot of weight.

Then say "JUST KIDDING It's A FETUS." - keycha1n

Must be your cooking, mom. Next time, don't put sperm in my spaghetti. - CityGuru

Hi mum,I have grown up to be a bowling ball - Nateawesomeness

3 Knock on their door incredibly loudly until they wake up, and say, "Sorry if I knocked you up, I've been there."

Where's the rammer? - Nateawesomeness

4 Tell them you got some promising test results recently.

Parents I finally passed a test

What was it a Q? - Nateawesomeness

5 In a falsetto tone, scream "I'm Having A Baby!" into the phone and hang up.

LMAO, the poor person on the other end would have a heart attack hearing this - TwilightKitsune

*Calls 911* - Nateawesomeness

Haha! This is probably what I'd do.
"Hello, mum? I'm pregnant! Sorry, I won't do it again." and hang up VERY quicky!
Great list! - Britgirl

6 Casually mention that there are rumors of a new celebrity baby, and leave them guessing and gossiping until you say it's yours.

Hey,guess what,I'm giving birth to stewie - Nateawesomeness

7 Buy baby products and leave them where they will eventually find them, with a note.

Is it a half note? - Nateawesomeness

8 Get a rub-on tattoo of the word "pregnant" on your forehead and call them over FaceTime.

Hi mum,i got a tattoo that made me get beaten up by teenagera - Nateawesomeness

9 Knock on the door, scream "I'm pregnant!" and run.

This would be funny actually, but might scare the parents LOL

10 Ask your mother how joyful it was to have you, and ask how much better it would be to have a grandchild.

This is the sweetest one

The Contenders

11 Throw your positive pregnancy test at them

Don’t do this one LOL

I don’t think you should do this one

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1. Ask them to lend some small amounts of money over a period of time, and when they ask why, tell them.
2. Visit them only once when you're enormous.
3. Knock on their door incredibly loudly until they wake up, and say, "Sorry if I knocked you up, I've been there."
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