Top Ten Funny Ways for a Girl to Tell Her Parents That She's PregnantPositronWildhawk
The Top Ten
Yea,I would like a small loan of a million dollars - Nateawesomeness
But first... Tell them that you've just gained a lot of weight.
Then say "JUST KIDDING It's A FETUS." - keycha1n
Must be your cooking, mom. Next time, don't put sperm in my spaghetti. - CityGuru
Hi mum,I have grown up to be a bowling ball - Nateawesomeness
Where's the rammer? - Nateawesomeness
Parents I finally passed a test
What was it a Q? - Nateawesomeness
LMAO, the poor person on the other end would have a heart attack hearing this - TwilightKitsune
*Calls 911* - Nateawesomeness
Haha! This is probably what I'd do.
"Hello, mum? I'm pregnant! Sorry, I won't do it again." and hang up VERY quicky!
Great list! - Britgirl
Hey,guess what,I'm giving birth to stewie - Nateawesomeness
Is it a half note? - Nateawesomeness
Hi mum,i got a tattoo that made me get beaten up by teenagera - Nateawesomeness
This would be funny actually, but might scare the parents LOL
This is the sweetest one
Don’t do this one LOL
I don’t think you should do this one
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2. Visit them only once when you're enormous.
3. Knock on their door incredibly loudly until they wake up, and say, "Sorry if I knocked you up, I've been there."