Top Ten Best Gender Jokes

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The Top Ten

1 Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender? MENstruation, MENopause, MENtal breakdown, GUYnecology, HIMmorrhoids...

Yep

I never realized that! Haha, that's awesome! I knew the guys are the source to some of our problems.

2 What did God say after he created man? I can do better than this!

Very sexist. I am man and I feel insulted

Ha, funny.

Haha! 😂 This one is funny. - KilljoyWithAPen

3 What is the thinnest book in the world? What men know about women!
4 A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here! " The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money I wouldn't be here. "

Hilarious. And, sadly, often apt. - PositronWildhawk

5 A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
6 What is the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature!
7 A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, "Will you buy booze? " "No. " The man asked, "Will you gamble it away? " The bum said, "No. " Then the man asked, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink and gamble."
8 Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
9 "Hey, guess what! I got a set of golf clubs for my wife! " The other replies: "GREAT trade! "
10 One day, Man looked to the sky and said "God, why did you make Woman so beautiful?" "So you would love her", was the reply. "But why did you make her so dumb?" "So she would love you!"

The Contenders

11 What's the difference between a man and E. T.?E. T. phoned home!
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1. What is the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature!
2. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
3. One day, Man looked to the sky and said "God, why did you make Woman so beautiful?" "So you would love her", was the reply. "But why did you make her so dumb?" "So she would love you!"
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1. What is the thinnest book in the world? What men know about women!
2. Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender? MENstruation, MENopause, MENtal breakdown, GUYnecology, HIMmorrhoids...
3. What did God say after he created man? I can do better than this!
Metal_Treasure
1. Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender? MENstruation, MENopause, MENtal breakdown, GUYnecology, HIMmorrhoids...
2. What did God say after he created man? I can do better than this!
3. What is the thinnest book in the world? What men know about women!
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