Top 10 Funniest Quotes to Say to a Random Person

1 If I Had a Dollar for Every Brain You Didn’t Have, I’d Have One Dollar

2 My Name is Not Rick!!!

3 My Face! My Face! Well Also My Leg, but Mostly My Face!

4 Not on Your Life Sport

5 Who’s the Doctor Here?

6 You Forgot the Pickles

7 I Burned My Hand! at Night

8 Is Mayonnaise an Instrument?

No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument

9 Imagination!

10 Is This the Krusty Krab?

No! This is Patrick!

The Contenders

11 How dare you attack the son of Odin!

I understood that reference.

12 What’s up? A Chickens ass when it eats

13 FINLAND!

14 Where’s the leak ma’am?