Top 10 Most Random Things That Will Never Happen While Camping

The Top Ten
1 While you're watching YouTube on your kindle, there's no internet

Especially during a funny video.

2 Pretend that the camping tent is a bully and then hit it with a hammer
3 Pour more gasoline into the fire

Wait... MORE gasoline.
Like, yeah, I start this fire by putting leaves, twigs, logs and gasoline in a pile, don't I?
Peace out,
Flames

Someone pass me the unleaded, I'm going in.

4 Eat all the camping food

I do eat all the camp food. I sneak into the kitchen at Summer camp when nobody is looking.

I can eat all the food I want. I'm always hungry.

That proves that you're really hungry.

5 Spill juice on your parents

My parents would be very angry at me if I'd actually did this to them.

Then you'll be grounded.

6 Sing Hello Kitty songs

Imagine if that really happened on camping.

7 Sleep until the camping trip is over

You don have to sleep for 556 years.

8 Cuddle with your teddy bear while eating dinner

You're supposed to do it when you're sleeping not eating!

Aww... Yes, I'd cuddle with my teddy bear and tell him how much I dislike camping.

9 Eat Smarties for dessert while your parents eat an ice cream sundae

You call Smarties a dessert?

10 Sing Let It Go to annoy your siblings

I'd rather sing something that I can tolerate and they can't. My options are wider than that may sound.

The Contenders
11 A giant baby kisses you and throws you to Mars where you see butts squinting at aliens with big heads
12 Toss some whipped cream, an old sock, and a paper airplane into the campfire

My brother's friend did this once.

13 A bear dances Gangnam Style
14 A clown takes you to space in a flying gorilla
15 Justin Bieber kills you in the tent for hating him
16 Slender Man Gets Stabbed In The Privates
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