Top Ten Really Worst Things to Say to a Little Kid On His First Day at SchoolKiteretsunu You're a teacher of that school.
And yeah this is probably my darkest humor list.
The Top Ten
Oh, to see their bottom lip tremble and their eyes water. Mean - and yet kind of funny... - Britgirl
When I was a kid, I was terrified of needles of any kind. If they said this to any kid, I'm, sure it would scare them half to death. - NerdyPweeps
Oh, joy of joys. So I won't catch any diseases from the other kids. - PositronWildhawk
I still am terrified of medical injections and needles. And I have to be traumatised with a blood test soon! :( - Wolftail
I'm not very fond of needles. They look very sharp! Ironically though I can handle them pretty well. - MusicalPonyV 3 Comments
This list is the closest thing to making me want to be in elementary school again. LOL! - 3DG20
Yes, we are that evil.
Well my school once had a shooting. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
When I first went to school, I was told by a senior student that I would be sucked into the toilets by a monster if I didn't flush. My response was something like "I would have flushed anyway." - PositronWildhawk
What If the kid is like me and doesn't have any muscle? - AnonymousChick
Stop it with the Bieber jokes - JaysTop10List
I would be scared to death
Because he's just that bad.
I would beg to go home.V 2 Comments
And Slender Man appears in the picture. - ethanmeinster
WORSE than Justin Bieber visiting the school!
Yup, school is basically the Hunger Games. - ethanmeinster
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2. Haha, now you're trapped here! Mommy, won't ever come here looking for you!
3. Once you go in, you don't come out
2. Better you leave this place. No one knows what horrible things happen here
3. They will give you a medical injection here, every hour