Top Ten Really Worst Things to Say to a Little Kid On His First Day at SchoolYou're a teacher of that school.
And yeah this is probably my darkest humor list.
The Top Ten
Oh, to see their bottom lip tremble and their eyes water. Mean - and yet kind of funny... - Britgirl
When I was a kid, I was terrified of needles of any kind. If they said this to any kid, I'm, sure it would scare them half to death. - NerdyPweeps
Oh, joy of joys. So I won't catch any diseases from the other kids. - PositronWildhawk
I still am terrified of medical injections and needles. And I have to be traumatised with a blood test soon! :( - Wolftail
I'm not very fond of needles. They look very sharp! Ironically though I can handle them pretty well. - MusicalPony
This list is the closest thing to making me want to be in elementary school again. LOL! - 3DG20
Yes, we are that evil.
Well my school once had a shooting. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
When I first went to school, I was told by a senior student that I would be sucked into the toilets by a monster if I didn't flush. My response was something like "I would have flushed anyway." - PositronWildhawk
What If the kid is like me and doesn't have any muscle? - AnonymousChick
Stop it with the Bieber jokes - JaysTop10List
I would be scared to death
Because he's just that bad.
I would beg to go home.
And Slender Man appears in the picture. - ethanmeinster
WORSE than Justin Bieber visiting the school!
Yup, school is basically the Hunger Games. - ethanmeinster