Top Ten Really Worst Things to Say to a Little Kid On His First Day at School

You're a teacher of that school.
And yeah this is probably my darkest humor list.

The Top Ten

1 They will give you a medical injection here, every hour

When I was a kid, I was terrified of needles of any kind. If they said this to any kid, I'm, sure it would scare them half to death. - NerdyPweeps

Oh, joy of joys. So I won't catch any diseases from the other kids. - PositronWildhawk

I still am terrified of medical injections and needles. And I have to be traumatised with a blood test soon! :( - Wolftail

He would probably imagined about medical overdose. - TheRegular1227

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2 Better you leave this place. No one knows what horrible things happen here

Well my school once had a shooting. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

3 They will capture you here and then the lions would be called upon
4 Your parents have left you here for good

Oh, to see their bottom lip tremble and their eyes water. Mean - and yet kind of funny... - Britgirl

5 During recess, we free our rabid dogs and let them loose upon the kids

Yes, we are that evil.

6 A kid vomited yesterday due to some reason, and then.... may god give him peace
7 There is a monster in one of the rooms of our school. I won't tell which room it is, haha!

When I first went to school, I was told by a senior student that I would be sucked into the toilets by a monster if I didn't flush. My response was something like "I would have flushed anyway." - PositronWildhawk

8 There is no guarantee you'll come out in good health after completing the first day of our school
9 Justin Bieber Goes to This School

Stop it with the Bieber jokes - JaysTop10List

I would be scared to death

Because he's just that bad.


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10 They torture you here

The Contenders

11 Haha, now you're trapped here! Mommy, won't ever come here looking for you!
12 Do 100 push ups right now or..*give a really serious look* face the consequences.

What If the kid is like me and doesn't have any muscle? - AnonymousChick

13 Don't pee yourself when the big kids shove you in a locker for 7 hours
14 Let me take a picture in case you go missing.

And Slender Man appears in the picture. - ethanmeinster

15 Swirly Time!
16 You're never leaving this place! You're staying here for one eternity because your parents left you here for no reason
17 Once you go in, you don't come out
18 Go away because your freaking expelled forever (gives mean look)
19 You look delicious. I think we'll serve you at lunch tomorrow.
20 Watch out for the kids who shove people in their lockers
21 Don't let the big kids eat you
22 Nicki Minaj Goes to This School

WORSE than Justin Bieber visiting the school!

23 Good luck, you will need it
24 May the odds be ever in your favor.

Yup, school is basically the Hunger Games. - ethanmeinster

25 The Gods know what you've done
26 The bullies will kill you
27 Don't let kids make fun of her
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