Top Ten Reasons Why a Doughnut Should Be Prime Minister

Superhyperdude made a list of loopy lists that aren't on TheTopTens a while ago. I saw this on that list and decided to give it a shot.

The Top Ten

1 It can do better than Cameron and Clegg combined

Well, a doughnut is more rounded, more sweeter and has a lot more feeling - sorry - filling. - Britgirl

Definitely a valid and righteous factor. Sack those morons in favour of a pastry with sprinkles! - PositronWildhawk

Doughnut should replace Donald Trump in the elections - TwilightKitsune

I agree with twilighttwinke

2 It is often the center of attention

Why sit through David Cameron's speech of no-change when you can dream about doughnuts? - PositronWildhawk

Nobody gives a damn about you David, Theresa and Philip! Make way for the holey Lord! - TwilightKitsune

3 It will improve international relations

Well I guess I'm voting for a doughnut

At least the doughnut will be more trustworthy! - Kiteretsunu

Once America hears the news of a doughnut becoming PM, they'll instantly find England more attractive. - PositronWildhawk

4 It will reduce national debt

Obviously, a hypothetical doughnut's government spending is much smaller than any government spending in history. - PositronWildhawk

The doughnut will only spend money on sprinkles. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

5 It will reduce the balance of payments deficit

To prevent foreign doughnuts from becoming PM, therefore imposing a government controlled by another, embargoes on imported doughnuts will take place, which will reduce the money spent by our consumers on imports. Two birds with one stone! - PositronWildhawk

6 It will prevent extremist actions

If the hypothetical doughnut party can get more seats than the BNP, this will just be the start of a fairer society. - PositronWildhawk

7 It's easy to take care of if it screws everything

Tony Blair screwed everything, and my country still had him for ten long years. If a doughnut starts to kill the country, it can be fed to the ever-expanding Eric Pickles. - PositronWildhawk

8 It will promote peace


A donut (doughnut?! ) would be the perfect prime minister. This list has convinced me. - keycha1n

What if the doughnut would surrender the north to Ireland?

It can't do anything bad, can it? - Puga

9 It will allow a more diverse society

Doughnuts aren't racist, politically or otherwise. They can, literally, be multicoloured themselves! - PositronWildhawk

10 It can get rid of both UKIP and the Labour Party

Would the individual who added this item care at all to elaborate on this? - PositronWildhawk

Labour is falling into ruin anyway, sadly. - IronSabbathPriest

The Contenders

11 It will allow more freedom for others to make their choices

If the Scottish really want independence that badly, why is a doughnut stopping them? - PositronWildhawk

Haha this list is epic

12 It will be better looking
13 It will be tasty

If you can get pass the guards that is.

But if you eat him, who will be the prime minister? - TwilightKitsune

14 Because it will improve relationships with America (doughnuts are an American invention)
15 They're more well-rounded
16 They're unique and creative
17 They might replace humans
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