Top Ten Reasons Why a Doughnut Should Be Prime Minister
Superhyperdude made a list of loopy lists that aren't on TheTopTens a while ago. I saw this on that list and decided to give it a shot.Definitely a valid and righteous factor. Sack those morons in favour of a pastry with sprinkles!
Well, a doughnut is more rounded, more sweeter and has a lot more feeling - sorry - filling.
Doughnut should replace Donald Trump in the elections
Why sit through David Cameron's speech of no-change when you can dream about doughnuts?
Nobody gives a damn about you David, Theresa and Philip! Make way for the holey Lord!
Once America hears the news of a doughnut becoming PM, they'll instantly find England more attractive.
At least the doughnut will be more trustworthy!
Well I guess I'm voting for a doughnut
Obviously, a hypothetical doughnut's government spending is much smaller than any government spending in history.
The doughnut will only spend money on sprinkles.
To prevent foreign doughnuts from becoming PM, therefore imposing a government controlled by another, embargoes on imported doughnuts will take place, which will reduce the money spent by our consumers on imports. Two birds with one stone!
If the hypothetical doughnut party can get more seats than the BNP, this will just be the start of a fairer society.
Tony Blair screwed everything, and my country still had him for ten long years. If a doughnut starts to kill the country, it can be fed to the ever-expanding Eric Pickles.
A donut (doughnut?! ) would be the perfect prime minister. This list has convinced me.
What if the doughnut would surrender the north to Ireland?
Mr. Doughnut might have special occasion peace sigh sprinkles.
When was the last time a doughnut ordered a pre-emptive strike? Besides Kim Jong-un.
Doughnuts aren't racist, politically or otherwise. They can, literally, be multicoloured themselves!
Would the individual who added this item care at all to elaborate on this?
Labour is falling into ruin anyway, sadly.
If the Scottish really want independence that badly, why is a doughnut stopping them?
Haha this list is epic
But if you eat him, who will be the prime minister?
If you can get pass the guards that is.
Even babies can do a better job than these useless clowns