Top Ten Reasons Why a Doughnut Should Be Prime Minister

Superhyperdude made a list of loopy lists that aren't on TheTopTens a while ago. I saw this on that list and decided to give it a shot.

The Top Ten

1 It can do better than Cameron and Clegg combined

Well, a doughnut is more rounded, more sweeter and has a lot more feeling - sorry - filling. - Britgirl

Definitely a valid and righteous factor. Sack those morons in favour of a pastry with sprinkles! - PositronWildhawk

Doughnut should replace Donald Trump in the elections - TwilightKitsune

I agree with twilighttwinke

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2 It is often the center of attention

Why sit through David Cameron's speech of no-change when you can dream about doughnuts? - PositronWildhawk

Nobody gives a damn about you David, Theresa and Philip! Make way for the holey Lord! - TwilightKitsune

3 It will improve international relations

At least the doughnut will be more trustworthy! - Kiteretsunu

Once America hears the news of a doughnut becoming PM, they'll instantly find England more attractive. - PositronWildhawk

4 It will reduce national debt

Obviously, a hypothetical doughnut's government spending is much smaller than any government spending in history. - PositronWildhawk

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5 It will reduce the balance of payments deficit

To prevent foreign doughnuts from becoming PM, therefore imposing a government controlled by another, embargoes on imported doughnuts will take place, which will reduce the money spent by our consumers on imports. Two birds with one stone! - PositronWildhawk

6 It will prevent extremist actions

If the hypothetical doughnut party can get more seats than the BNP, this will just be the start of a fairer society. - PositronWildhawk

7 It's easy to take care of if it screws everything

Tony Blair screwed everything, and my country still had him for ten long years. If a doughnut starts to kill the country, it can be fed to the ever-expanding Eric Pickles. - PositronWildhawk

8 It will promote peace

A donut (doughnut?! ) would be the perfect prime minister. This list has convinced me. - keycha1n

What if the doughnut would surrender the north to Ireland?

It can't do anything bad, can it? - Puga

Mr. Doughnut might have special occasion peace sigh sprinkles. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

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9 It will allow a more diverse society

Doughnuts aren't racist, politically or otherwise. They can, literally, be multicoloured themselves! - PositronWildhawk

10 It will allow more freedom for others to make their choices

If the Scottish really want independence that badly, why is a doughnut stopping them? - PositronWildhawk

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The Contenders

11 It can get rid of both UKIP and the Labour Party

Would the individual who added this item care at all to elaborate on this? - PositronWildhawk

Labour is falling into ruin anyway, sadly. - IronSabbathPriest

12 It will be better looking
13 It will be tasty

But if you eat him, who will be the prime minister? - TwilightKitsune

14 Because it will improve relationships with America (doughnuts are an American invention)
15 They're more well-rounded
16 They're unique and creative
17 They might replace humans
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